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anon goes to a chinese buffet

C) Anonymaws )' 12: M: 24 Na, 568' . 3-: assesses assesses
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NIP‘! it
we 12 years old, 19 new
ts a new tawn
bethere' s a chinese buffet within walking distance
Husk yes
ems whale family decides ene say to go
alt anly zests 15 dallars a person
at could gs here every week
people who work at the buffet are chinese
llittle brather suddenly gets the idea ts say "ching sheng ding dong"
mmy parents think it' s funny
they start wing "ping ling ying yang"
Hey sister puts the chopsticks in her heath resembling buck teeth
TO MY RESTAURANT DO YOU HIKASA PUPU PLATTER"
wwhy
awake asked ts leave
deosn' t know why
at never go back
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#3 - nekizalb (08/11/2014) [-]
What 4Chan OP wanted to say
What 4Chan OP wanted to say
#7 - I Am Monkey (08/12/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Ching chong ping ling
Ching chong ping ling
#57 - manirock (08/12/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>Be 22 y/o white male   
>Senior year at university   
>Double minor in Mandarin (Chinese) and French   
>Crush says she needs me to do something for her   
>Says she gets her nails done at a small Chinese spa   
>They do a great job but they are always talking to each other in Chinese   
>Makes her uncomfortable because she feels like they are talking about her   
>Asks me to go get my nails done with her so I can listen in on their conversations   
>She also speaks French because Canadian so I would translate for her in French   
>Know that if I get my nails done with her it will max out my friendzone exp.   
>Agree to do it anyways   
>Go to spa and order two pedicures   
>Two middle aged Chinese women sit us down and get to work   
>First thing one of them says is "Zhè jiāhuo yīdìng shì tóngxìngliàn"    
>Roughly translates to "this guy must be a faggot"   
>Sort of expected that one but whatever    
>Think they will move onto different conversation topics but they don't    
>Go into vivid detail about my suspected faggotry for a good 15 mins   
>Talk about how my asshole must be loose from all the cock I take    
>Out of the blue crush pulls me towards her and shoves her tongue in my mouth   
>MFW I got a gf by telling her how gay I seemed   
>MFW my sudden erection bumped into one woman's arm and made her scream    
>MFW they had written "penis lover" on my big tonail
>Be 22 y/o white male
>Senior year at university
>Double minor in Mandarin (Chinese) and French
>Crush says she needs me to do something for her
>Says she gets her nails done at a small Chinese spa
>They do a great job but they are always talking to each other in Chinese
>Makes her uncomfortable because she feels like they are talking about her
>Asks me to go get my nails done with her so I can listen in on their conversations
>She also speaks French because Canadian so I would translate for her in French
>Know that if I get my nails done with her it will max out my friendzone exp.
>Agree to do it anyways
>Go to spa and order two pedicures
>Two middle aged Chinese women sit us down and get to work
>First thing one of them says is "Zhè jiāhuo yīdìng shì tóngxìngliàn"
>Roughly translates to "this guy must be a faggot"
>Sort of expected that one but whatever
>Think they will move onto different conversation topics but they don't
>Go into vivid detail about my suspected faggotry for a good 15 mins
>Talk about how my asshole must be loose from all the cock I take
>Out of the blue crush pulls me towards her and shoves her tongue in my mouth
>MFW I got a gf by telling her how gay I seemed
>MFW my sudden erection bumped into one woman's arm and made her scream
>MFW they had written "penis lover" on my big tonail
#2 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [+] (15 replies)
I ******* hate people who do that.
User avatar #10 to #2 - Silver Quantum (08/12/2014) [-]
racists. the word you're looking for is racists
User avatar #4 - herpitydorp (08/12/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Only 15 dollars what the **** ? that seems expensive to me
#22 - bababuey (08/12/2014) [-]
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#34 - knightgiver (08/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**knightgiver rolled image**

******* white people.
#59 - Freelon ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
>Be 15
>At Winco with friends
>All white
>Often tell racist jokes
>Doesn't bother me even though I'm half black
>They're just jokes
>At checkout line
>I mistakenly think I saw an old friend of ours but my friends remind me how he graduated and went to college
>Remind them they should know how stupid I am by now
>Friend says in quite audible voice "Well I've known black people all my life so I guess I should by now"
>mfw there was a black family in the next aisle who looked at us
>mfw the cashier was black
>mfw that actually was our friend who graduated
User avatar #1 - woodenalligator (08/11/2014) [-]
Sounds surprisingly like my family, except they wouldn't be smart enough to make the more "sophisticated" joke(s) told.
#41 - cyberdemon (08/12/2014) [-]
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#31 - iamaniceperson (08/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
HFW they start going ching chong
HFW they start going ching chong
#9 - montykarl (08/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
$15 dollars a person? Are you ******* kidding me? Where do you live where that's cheap? That's absurdly expensive. Where I live, the most expensive Chinese restaurant within 2 hours is $10.99 a person counting drink and it has tons of sushi, prime rib, and snow crab legs. Most buffets here are like $5.99 for lunch and $7.99 for supper.
#5 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [+] (9 replies)
***** how ******* high class was the mutha fukin buffet? $15 fukin dollars per person? ***** you crazy, that's hella expensive yo! My nearest buffet have an all day buffet for 8 dolla' *****
User avatar #8 to #5 - captainrattrap ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
**** ,

You must live in the south. IN california the cheapest buffet chain is hometown buffet at 10 dollars for adults.
#54 - twentyseconds (08/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"One say"
User avatar #88 to #54 - chillybilly (08/12/2014) [-]
's' and 's' are right next to each other
An acceptable mistake by all means.
User avatar #94 - AnonymousWraith (08/12/2014) [-]
-fly to Chicago with fam
-we see this hot dog establishment called "Chubby Weiners"
-4 year old brother repeats it
-tell him no
-on the plane back home
-he remembers
-"chubby weiners, chubby weiners, chubby weiners, I liked chubby weiners, it was good"
-"Mikey shut up"
-he keeps repeating it
-mom, dad and myself keep telling him to stop
-people around us are like "What the hell are you teaching your child you perverts"
#53 - CXJokerXD (08/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Should have just got up and sat somewhere else once they started.
Should have just got up and sat somewhere else once they started.
User avatar #30 - douthit ONLINE (08/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
$15 for a Chinese buffet? It's like $5 here.
User avatar #44 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
$15 for a Chinese buffet is the most expensive Chinese buffet i ever heard of
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