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llife guarding at a local pool over the summer
stolid 9 gt with great body and a face like em ma watson works there too
who' s super bubbly
chrashing hard on her
water find out she' s known to be somewhat of a flirt
wwhatever, I try to keep her attention by tinychatting and messaging her a lot
ttoo much of a pussy to ask her out on a date but invite her and her friends to the bars one
weekend
bone of her good friends is a ottermode tallfag who thinks he' s an athlete because he does some ******
yhe constantly fights for her attention the entire time
tthey' re from the same town and this guy is obviously obsessed with her and deep in the friendzone
fight for her attention all night and it turns out to be a bust
ctext her that night saying I had fun
enext weekend she invites me out again
Muck **** i might be getting friendzoned here
olderfag comes too
Mcnally get her alone and start talking to her
Mind out she' s only had sex with her ex boyfriend from highschool/ early college
aask about olderfag
fob he' s such a great guy, he' s soccor fuhnny and adorable"
aha suck it faggot
sshe' s flirting mad hard but my mind keeps telling me she' s just teasing me
Mcnally start touching her and go in for a kiss
miss
Muck **** ****
sshe laughs nervously and then comes back for another kiss
Muck yes **** yes **** yes
and talk a little bit
comes by and asks us if we want to take the taxi with the rest home
at says that I' m sober and dropping her off at her place later
tthe look on his face is priceless as he storms off
Make her back to my place and finger her and she gives me a handjob
deffinitely the hottest girl I' ever bagged in my life I don' t even care if we didn' t ****
tthis happened saturday and we' re still talking
i' m the olderfag and THAT BAYWATCH FAGGOT TOOK MY PRECIOUS IRL WAIFU ILL ****** KILL HIM.
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#2 - independantnight (08/07/2014) [+] (57 replies)
What the hell is an Otterfag?
What does the internet have against otters?!
#8 - captainassbuttplug (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I was a expecting a Foo fighters pun
#12 - ganjalf (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I was going to call ******** , but anon plot-twisted harder than M. Night Shyamalan
#32 - Pootering (08/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Obligatory
User avatar #13 - antiponiesuser (08/07/2014) [-]
what the **** man stop spying on me and posting my life in the internets
User avatar #51 - kaycie (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
he keeps saying 'otter'
I thought that meant he's a skinny hairy gay guy, or does it mean something else on 4chan?
#58 - faulther (08/07/2014) [-]
Otterfag?   You 						*****					 never see Animal House?????????     
   
Dean Wermer's wife didn't think Otter was a fag.....
Otterfag? You ***** never see Animal House?????????

Dean Wermer's wife didn't think Otter was a fag.....
#36 - anonexplains (08/07/2014) [-]
doubt
#1 - anonexplains (08/06/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** sha la la la kees tha gurrr
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