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#60464
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N. Korean citizen (07/19/2012) [-]
Okay guys, the deal is, I have been playing Katawa Shoujo recently (dating sim game created by members of 4chan with an extremely in depth storyline and the possibility to date 5 different girls with different disabilities (you attend a school for dissablilies since you have a heart condition)). Since it was my first time playing, I was confused as to how I ended up with different girls. After a while, it became apparent that the choices I made led me to be spending a lot of time with a girl called Emi (pic related). Okay now her storyline actually involved me.. I felt like I was dating her and everything was perfect (I am a 17 year old male with a healthy 2 year relationship in real life). When Emi broke up with me, I cried, when Emi and I made love for the first time, I felt happy, when Emi and I were together by the games credits rolled through, I was so relieved.. I am in love with her..
TL;DR > I am in love with a non-existent cripple girl from a dating sim game.. What do I do....
(Posting as anon because I have friends on here that could tell my irl girlfriend, you get it..)
TL;DR > I am in love with a non-existent cripple girl from a dating sim game.. What do I do....
(Posting as anon because I have friends on here that could tell my irl girlfriend, you get it..)
"I am actually having trouble feeling the same love for my real girlfriend."
Woh bro, if this is happening . . . invest in lemon-flavored lube (I don't think they make "scented", but I know it comes in many flavors, especially fruit flavors), and remember that.
In all seriousness, watch Neon Genesis Evangelion, and see if it eases any of your problems. (Don't question it, just do it. I have a reason for it, and I think it might ease your problem.)
Inb4 "why did you slather watermelon lube on your penis NALK?"
Woh bro, if this is happening . . . invest in lemon-flavored lube (I don't think they make "scented", but I know it comes in many flavors, especially fruit flavors), and remember that.
In all seriousness, watch Neon Genesis Evangelion, and see if it eases any of your problems. (Don't question it, just do it. I have a reason for it, and I think it might ease your problem.)
Inb4 "why did you slather watermelon lube on your penis NALK?"