I'll play it. I don't know anything about Angel Beats though so I'll be going in with no expectations. So it will be enjoyable no matter how it's made.

so hyped!

So....many....notifications...

I know that feeling.

I'm going to fuck kanade.

she's so awkward and pretty :D

Ya shoulda seen it coming when you made the account

**bonkboy slowly stands up from his seat and raise hands in the air triumphantly**

YES!...YYYEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!

but kanadexotonashi otp, what routes can they think make up, you and the ninjagirl? come ooon, really.....

its probably hapening at the same time as the manga or its a continuation of another epilogue

ROUTES FOR ALL THE GIRLS! Except for Yui.
Yui x Hinata is so cashmoney.

It doesn't have to revolve around romance. It can just be the telling of the story, and exploring that one characters story in their route.

How knows what they'll do. We'll just have to wait and see when it's translated.

point taken

Main Character x Kanade Anal End
Main Character x Kanade BDSM End
Main Character x Kanade Bad End
Main Character x Kanade Goru End
Main Character x Kanade Torture End
Main Character x Kanade Beastiality End
Yurippe x Kanade Lesbian End
Main Character x Kanade Good End
Main Character x Kanade Harem End
Main Character x Kanade Rape end
Main Character x Kanade Fetish End
Main Character x Kanade Handjobs End
Main Character x Kanade Cannibalism End
Main Character x Kanade Trap End (Kanade is secretly a boy)
Main Character x Kanade x Yurippe Best End

Where is Shiina?

To some those, mainly Goru, Cannibalism, and Rape...um the fuck?

In the Goru and Cannibalism Endings, Kanade's clones are made of flesh and shit (unless they were that already in the Anime, I forgot) So in the Goru end they just slice them up during sex, no biggie, in the cannibalism end, however, it gets a little inspiration from Kuroni! (Just search for Kuroni and you'll see what I mean)

I know what Kuroni is so I'm just gonna say "what the fuck" again.

I may have a pretty demented mind. Some of my creative writing is proof of this. Hell I'd dare say I've illustrated the death of characters that could rival Tarantino and Jigsaw in gore, but I think going the Kuroni route is my line in the sand.

You don't fap to Kuroni? Why not? The art is great!

I'd be lying if I said that I hadn't looked at the artstyle, as something to work my own art off of at times. However, I could never fap to that.

You'll learn to appreciate it in awhile.

TK x TK clone machine ending

*think

I didn't even really like AB as an anime.

I'm going to fuck Kanade.
So fucking hard.
Bad end good end neutral end harem end, every fucking end.
I'll make her wear stockings and I'll fuck her in the ass.
I'll make her wear a chasity belt and I'll penetrate it with a sword made out of my own crystallized cum. I'll tie her up and drag my dick up and down her side, stimulating it, before I finish in her armpit, I then make her lie on her other side, unable to move, until my sperm has entered her body through her armpit poures. I'll repeat this process for days until she has 2 big bulbs of sperm in her armpits, I'll then inject a pipe in both bulbs and connect it to her mouth, forcing her to drink multiple days worth of semen - as I fuck her in the ass as she's wearing stockings. I'll savor her virginity, slowly, slowly but surely, I'll work my way down to it. But I'll pass it and go down her legs and then go back up. Her hair first.. oh yes, her new hair cream? My sperm. Every day she'll be forced to wear my sperm as hair gel. Second day? I'll take a minimal amount of sperm on her contact lens. INB4 she doesn't have one, FUCK YOU. Which she is forced to wear. Then I'll replace her tooth paste with my sperm. Slowly but surely.. I'll work myself down. Soon I will have her bathe in my sperm and use my sperm as body lotion. What do you mean I don't have that much sperm? It's a fucking Anime, I've eaten the Sperm Sperm No Mi! then when she has lived like that for 5 months, even drinking my sperm instead of water like it was normal, having crystallized sperm instead of rice in her tofu.. I'll take her virginity. I'll tie her up and force her to pee at 90 degrees, the pee would go up, scatter and shower over her like a fountain, then I'd insert my dick. And take it out, and take it in. Tearing up her sweet, cute virginity. This is truly the game that I have been waiting for. I'll even make clones and force them to goru-rape each other while I fuck Kanade.. oh yes..

Kanade is not prepared!

i had to stop reading half way through to go out and buy popcorn, it just felt needed

Have you considered writting fanfic?

I've written several, had to pull them all down in fear of getting banned.

should've copy-pasted them to a fan-fic hosting site and linked them.

i assume that means you were holding back up there
and you had me at stockings + anal

Yeah.. I was banned on jettom before for mentioning anything beyond softcore

I don't think the game will have that as an option.

Then we'll make it! I'll open the game engine itself and CREATE the possibility. CAPTAINGARLOCK I AM ORDERING YOU TO DRAW FOR ME!

be sure to release it as a patch.

fuck

KANADE IS MY PROPERTY NOW!

Kanade is gonna get so many fucking mentions tonight

Rather swell.

Same here only our snow is about only not very thick. Should be gone by tomorrow.

Do you remember when we thought Spring would come? Hahahahah

Yeah, well, the sun is actually shining and the snow is melting now.

I know - it was a joke.. we might get spring midway through April.
In all seriousness I've already started to drive, so it's spring now for me.

I'm actually rather surprised myself. It has hardly been a winter this year. Not even a meter snow.

Bornholm back in 2010
Not that I live there, still pretty crazy
Also Imma go to bed now so good night

Reminds me of last winter. We had to dig walkways on the walk paths because of the high amounts of snow.

Could've been a heavier beverage.

That's true, or just two litres of tequila in one or two hours.

The thought alone

Isn't that lethal, actually?

Well yeah, most alcohol is lethal. Hell I'm still surprised I survived New Years

I meant in that amount

I realised. 2 liters of 40% is certainly lethal, but it's not a high chance of death for doing it.

I had a course on alcohol in biology in my first year of high school. Of course I can't remember shit. I remember that we talked about what amounts were lethal and whatnot and how you calculated it.

I simply judge it based on what I see, as you might guess my education hasn't been the best one, so education on alcohol and the like? Unheard of. But I do know that if my uncle can take 3liters of Jager in 5 minuters without dying then I can take 2 liters of tequila in 2 hours.

Now this on the other hand.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=13bkEASIp5s this is lethal.

That video just made me sick. How the fuck is that possible.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMxUOj75nAE THIS is lethal.

Yeah I'm just gonna not watch that video to keep my sanity in tact if anything.

You're so pure..

Or just weak.

armpits?

So how's the weather in Norway at the moment?

Poor Kanade.

Have some mercy on him
Kanade never asked for this

Kanade should suffer like Asuka has to suffer, and how I'll have to suffer when toriko is my main account and Toriko is the shit.

But isn't Kanade a far more popular character than Toriko?

For now, yes, but more and more "plebians" are jumping on Toriko, including myself. When Naruto ends they will want a replacement, Toriko is the most likely one.

In Japan or the west? Because if the latter then I'd say it's Fairy Tail, no?

Ah yes, Toriko has already replaced Naruto in Japan. And yeah, Naruto is more likelier, but Toriko will become Bleach.. and if Bleach was named Ichigo I'd feel sorry for the account named Ichigo..
that will be what I'll have to suffer. But I will endure it and shepherd on my Torikofags.

I'll be honest: I didn't understand a word you just said.
I think I need to go to sleep.

FUCK
I JUST READ IT
I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT MYSELF
Tequila is bad.. I can take vodka without problem but fucking tequila......

Good, so it's not me. How lovely.

And it tastes like fucking catpiss..
never drink tequila, law. It's not worth it.

I was at this party with my class once and this one girl kept pressuring me into taking a tequila shot, salt and lemon and everything. I kept refusing and it was pretty funny to me.
But yeah, don't count on me drinking anything but beer and wine for the time being in terms of alcohol. Those are the two beverages I like so far.

I lost a bet and had to drink 1 liter of Tequila in 1 hour. Ever since I've hated it.

I can only imagine the horror.
Never ever.

Could've been worse.

How so?

Why the fuck not, we might finally get the back story on all the other characters. It could turn out pretty good, but the translation time is some thing i dont look forward to.

Oh yeah, I forgot this was a thing until just recently.

I'll read it. Don't really see any reason not too.

SO I WILL KNOW MORE ABOUT SHIINA!? aguesum

any routes except for the yui route are unnecessary. they could have already finished by now ;_;

+ 5 years of translationing = 2018

That depends.
Some TLers are really cool guys and translate real long VNs in around a year.
But still.
A year.