Never been in an anime club (one has never been available; don't like clubs anyway) but I have had experiences with friends that I will share instead:

1. I know this "guy" (the story about the quotation marks that is an absolutely riveting tale of masturbation, bisexuality, hot dogs, DIY Batman dildos, and blowjobs). "He" is the most annoying person I know. "He" refuses to watch a show because it isn't dubbed. Don't get me wrong, If I know a show is getting a dub in the near future, I might put it on the back burner, but I'll go on and watch it if it doesn't. "He" refuses to watch something subbed. The only anime that "he's" seen that hasn't been shown on American TV, is The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (because my black son mentioned it to him) and Hellsing (the series, not Ultimate; "he" refuses to watch Ultimate until all of it is dubbed). We tried to not talk about Evangelion around "him" because we didn't want to put up with "his" shit after "he" finished, but somehow "he" heard us, and took my (homemade)DVDs to watch it. I've been lucky enough to convince "him" to not watch The End of Evangelion until we can all do it together so maybe "he" can have someone explain things to "him". When "he" hears us talking about a show that isn't dubbed, "he" will go and find the manga and read it. When a show is recommended to "him", "he" isn't eager to go and watch it, but when "he" hears about us talking about a show that we like, "he" tries to become the biggest fan-boy in the world for it. If Naruto didn't have so many episodes ("he" hates long series), "he" would be the epitome of narutards. I feel like a bad person for telling "him" to watch Cowboy Bebop, because "his" poor, little mind exploded when he finally watched an anime that wasn't as shounen as shounen can possibly get, or something so ecchi it hurts.

2. I had my black son bring pick something to watch. We watched the Princess Lover OVA in my living room . . . together . . . dammit nigger.

seems like a huge douche
still dont understand the quotation marks though

"He's" not technically a transvestite, but "he" is for all intents-and-purposes.

And yeah, "he" is a huge douche.

soo.. hes trans? or is he bi?
i still dont get what youre saying dude just say it

"He" isn't a transvestite because "he" hasn't had any kind of surgery or hormonal replacement.

"He" uses the women's restroom and wear's women's clothes. "He's" bisexual; "he's" had girlfriends and "he's" had boyfriends. Meanwhile, I've always been single

well instead of putting quotation marks around he constantly then just ask for whichever pronoun he perfers.
besides a transvestit is someone who crossdresses
transgender is someone whos gender identity is different from the one they were born with I.E born a girl, but identities as a guy
and transexual is someone who had a sex change
sorry its just that it kinda pisses me off when people disregard it because its very rude and life is hard enough for trans people anyways

My school wouldn't allow any sort of suggestive or violent things in its anime club. It ruined the whole anime club experience for me.

Become leader, show stuff to scare away newfags, have a club full of coolbros left.

That, or shoot up the school.

what kind of stuff?

do it then kick every one out, watch anime at school on your own like a man

You could, you know, always quit.

but then whos going to run the club?
imma feel like a huge jackass if i leave the club president-less
besides i like the club
i have no idea why since its always noisy and half the club just sit in the back and does their own thing
but idk man

> Feel like a jackass.
> Weaboos.
You're quite confusing.

If you quit, then it's not your problem. All you have to say is you're no longer interested in anime, and don't want to continue with the club. They'll cope, I'm sure.

They filled with baaaaaaaakas




God that joke was fucking horrible

You serious, this is worse than "Da-ddy" you know.

Unforgivable

Japanese sheep puns

The puzzle of the world is complete

Never again, I promise.

good

Ahahahahaha oh god man
Please Yusay, just don't ever do that again...

Weeaboos...weeaboos everywhere.
I've told my story before. Long story short: I was there for one day, fat girls talked about dressing me up because I was the only decent looking guy there, so I bailed after 3 days.

...one of my coworkers wants to dress me up as the main character from some shota-con manga she's reading and take me to local anime convention in a few months.
Her response to my rejection of the idea was "No it's okay, because you're not really gay. You just think you are because you don't know your love interest is actually a girl that dresses like a boy."

I don't really understand cosplaying in the first place.

Only the insane truly understand themselves.

Sounds about right.

What did they want you to dress up as?

One said Sasuke, even though my hair is blonde, one said Haruhi (ironically enough), another said some guy I had never heard of. Can't remember the others. This was about 2 or 3 years ago.

Oh god man, I'm so sorry.
Are you okay?

I'll never be the same. I see them laughing and their rolls jiggling and their yellow teeth. Oh God why.

I'm...I'm so sorry man. I never realized.
If it helps you, you can talk to me at anytime bro. Just remember that they're just memories of the past. That's not you anymore...

I have worse...