Some anon, i'm not the person who posted this, lordketchup

i see
what i meant by your profile is that you know, you own it now

It was Fehence who made this account for me

I fucked up the salad

yeah it is, that's why i want it

i love it, i just say it because you dont seem to like it, and when you mention my smile

Now go get tickets!

;_;

i will. you just wait!

your hairstyle fits you, it's hawt

I am

You're hawt

I'm going to sloop soon

not like you

feeling sleepy?

Yes i am, good night, i love you

goodnight Ivy, i love you too

I'll see you tomorrox

And damn we ruined the thread

of course we will

yeah, haha

come on Ivy

oh yes, that's good

Auto-blowjob lol

it is

wut?

but you haven't even started Kata

Ever did that?

you...

sucked my own dick?

haha,you cant leave because of me?

Yes

;_;

i cant, im not flexibel enough, can you?

i love you

I can

I love you too

shiet

u want sum fuk?

Holy crackers!

Uh uh

do you do it all the time

yes!

Once..i bit it the same time i came

Nyupe nyupe

do it to me too

;_;

Blowjob?

muhahahaha

bite while blowjob

y u do dis ;_;

Hehe, that's hot

becuz u dont like mah hairstyle

you didn't finish that either?

I need another one

dat gif, every time

does almost have no effect on me, it's weird

have you seen Yosuga no Sora?

It depends on people, like drugs, Heroin doesn't do shit to some people that's why they buy Cocaine

noooope

only cola has effect on you?

it's fockin great, i wish i had more gifs of it, it's my favorite ecchi and harem

You ruined it

He was fucking his sister

so you're gonna start drinking Burn now?

yeah, she was begging for the D

I don't have it

What

do you have cola?

yeah, she wanted his D badly

Nothing

Oh lawdy

drink semen

it's good though

No you

She's a slut

2salty

nah, she's pure at first, then she gives him a blowjob while he eats cereal

Shuddup nigga

I need to watch this

y u do dis

what are you gonna watch after Kata?

becuz ur rood

Your second favorite anime

she's dancing

oh god, Tylo made that in a thread, i posted the original that you were suppose to draw in, and he made that

I hate sleeping

I didn't watch Katana because of you, domot kotochop

what if i slept next to you?

what episode are you on?

I wouldn't sleep

1

really?

damn, you haven't even started yet

Yup

You...

what would you do then?

haha, i thought you were at episode 10 or something, damn Ivy

Bad things, also i won't go to sloop

You do dis, you jew ;_;

bad as in kinky?

sorry ;_;

You prefer slutty or pure things?

lemmeeeeee watch anime ;_;

well, i prefer you over anything, so slutty things, geddit, geddit

are you gonna watch when i leave?

Ketchup..

I will go to sloop

Ivy...

now?

Pls...bad jokes...

When you will leave

i know you like them

oh, that's in about 2 hours

Sheeeeit, 2 hours? where the fuck is my Burn

alright, who's first?

The jews

Hitler already did plenty for me, now what?

Teach me how to cook

i will. you really need it too

I'm tired again

when are you going to sleep?

When will you?

my two brothers and one of thems girlfriend is going to see Hobbit and wanted me to come, so im gonna watch that at like 9, which is 8 for you, and come home 12, which is 11 for you

I'm going to sleep this hour

in an hour or sometime during this hour?

During this one

dream of me~

you like Cirno?

Tell me about Hobbit

<

will do!

she's cute

I still don't know what's that chick's doing

<especially this one

me neither, that'd be creepy as hell

Check dropbox

oh god it's that gif

Too bad i can't post NSFW here

yeah, check dropbox

What's up?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3EqfOq65cw listening to this, what do you think?

I'll try it

Still doing transparent?

yeah im still doing it, haven't done it in awhile though..

also, gonna eat, be back in a few minutes

Try to not die

im back my love

10min, damn

what?

Kill'em all

it's being annoying?

What do you think?

hah

Macs are sluts for passwords

put your password in that hole

>please enter the second master password
Jesus, i wonder if it will ask me for password to have sex with you

jeez all those passwords
i aint no mac, it's all free to go

Police hates it

What's up?

i dont think there's anyone that likes having so many passwords

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3MHC4Ohk3c go to fullscreen and watch this video staring in his eyes

Applefags are paranos

Nuuuuuh ;_;

do it, it's creepy as fuck

I did it before...nevar

you did? haha, amazing

That guy is so fucking spooky

imagine laying in bed, and he just shows up in the dark, and says what he says in the video, oh god

I hope i will never meet him

hah, why do have all those passwords though?

It's a Mac, you need a password to allow every process

I typed a password 141 times since i restarted it

and you can't do anything about it? like remove it?

>141 processes

I can but....what if someone found my computer? better let him do 141 passwords to fully unlock it

unless you take your computer outside, do you think someone's going to like climb into your window and go on your computer? haha

The police forced me to unlock the Mac and i was trapped myself in the alternative startup instead of this one, this Mac is the cops worst nightmare

but, why did they force you to unlock it?

Because Skype is illegal

and you had skype or what?

I did, i wasn't here for 3 days but nobody noticed

when was that?

3 days after my last synchtube while using skype

when was that?

Can't remember the date

I torrented skype again, guess i need to delete it

yeah i dont want you gone, that would suck

When you will come here you will see how this computer is tricky when you want to crack it

so Ivy, how's the hairstyle going?

y u do dis

oh hey, i remember that post!

It was cum eater

yeah i posted that first picture

Damn i found this in the screenshots folder

you're going through your screenshot folder?

i remember that, i haven't been on there in a long while, fuck
found anything that im in?

Macs are weird...

dont answer the question it's alright

why's that?

I can't answer that question since the folder fucking locked itself, this Mac is a whore

acaivy lordketchup. Both of you faggots roll a number.

closest to 10 choose my steam name

**lordketchup rolls 6**

**acaivy rolls 9**

Acaivy

You fucking queer

Yeah, it suits you

it locked? wut

I liked the security of the Mac, but this is too much, it loves passwords, like a whore

shoot it up

Just look at it, every setting with a password

when you slept?

Yeah, i need more cola now

remember that thing i said about cola?

love you too Ivy

You ruined cola for me

do you have pics of that?

what will you drink now?

nope, sadly

WATER

Bark told me to guess his password yesterday, and it start with S, so i told him Sidi Ali, i felt silly after that

water is nice

haha, oh god

dis

why would he use sidi ali as password

Because i'm silly as fuck, it's not even known by 90% of people here

haha, i love you

Also, i saw someone using a Yasuna reaction pic, damn

KMB is good for reaction pictures

I will punch that chair so hard

uh. yes

I'll take a nap

alright, i guess i'll stay here, sleep well, i love you

I need to see a doctor

what's wrong?

I just realized it's not normal for me to feel tired as hell from waking up to going to bed

try to go for a walk

It never happened to me before tough

What's up?

that's maybe why

nothing at all really, before you went to sleep i was only talking to you

Kotchop pls

im bored, talk to meh

My mouth was open and now it's dry like a cookie

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az8gstcFrwM listen to this

Bro is using my earphones, is it music?

it's a ginger little kid singing

wut

i fucking died from watching it, oh god

Oh god

you're watching it?

Yuuup

the guitar solo in the end killed me

I wasn't drinking this time, yay

glad you liked it, i was literally about to fall off my chair

That chair...

come and do something about the chair, please

**acaivy rolls 30**
Dubs and i won't let the chair molest you

fuck

This chair got some serious balls to touch your ass

THE CHAIR JUST WON

save me

haha, you just put a bunch oif random shit in it?

This salad can kill an adult, it smells like poison

but why did you make it so weird then?

To change from CP

oh god Ivy

Fuck food, at least i can make water

i'll cook for you soon,i really want to actually

I'm losing my hopes and dreams with food

<this is my first transparent btw

this was mine ;_;

Even your first transparent is fucked up

i goof'd ;_;

Fuck, i just realized i was eating the salad i made

how is it?

I'm going to die

how does it taste?