these old joke still get me everytime

The alchemist that was her father was the first man to ever make a talking Chimera, two animals joined together, he was up for inspection so he had to do something new or recreate the previous one, he did this originally by transmuating his wife and to keep his job and his money he transmutated his daughter and his dog to make the chimera talk.

i know the story bro, thats why it makes me laugh every time

I replied to the wrong person, I am so sorry, that was ment for Romasii.

Guess that's another tally mark

Every time I see a joke about that girl and her dog I scratch a tally mark on my wall

I've only been doing this for about a week

I'm at 6

This is sad.

....

NOW YOU FUCKED UP!

You fucking bastard.

HUEHUEHUEHUGHES

I'm going to be laughing while you're burning in hell.

This is not okay.

I will unleash hell upon you.

See this ring? Ya, you're not getting it.

but...but...