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#344807 - azraelthemage (11/18/2012) [-]
I'm bored, so let's do something different.

ITT: We describe what a 4Kids dub of our favorite anime would be like.

If 4Kids dubbed either version of FMA:
1) There wouldn't be any transmutation circles because they'd look like Satanic circles to them. Instead they'd have a horribly editted bible in there places.

2) It'd be Magic instead of Alchemy, and the title would be changed to "Fullmetal Magician" because of this.

3) The origins of the Homunculi would never be explained. They'd just be there for no apparent reason.

4) Ed wouldn't lose an arm and a leg, and Alphonse would just be Ed's older brother who wears armor.

5) Alphonse's name would be changed to "Alex" because they seem to think simple names are hard to pronounce.

6) Hughes wouldn't die, he'd be transferred to some remote base that wouldn't appear at all. All scenes involving his family after that episode would be scrapped completely.

7) One of the villains would be French because, according to 4Kids, there has to be 1 French person in the cast.
#344890 to #344807 - dragontaming (11/18/2012) [-]
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Hellsing 4kids dub:
Alucard is a Care Bear.
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User avatar #344870 to #344807 - gravediggernalk (11/18/2012) [-]
Cowboy Bebop's 4kids-dub:





#344856 to #344807 - thatnigger ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
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Mahou Shoujo Madoka☆Magica is now a show about a cute cat that grants wishes to good little girls who in return are given jewelery and must help take back the stolen jewelery that the evil witches have taken from the cute cat, the girls fight with thinks like giant candy-canes and lollipops which happens to be the weakness of the witches
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User avatar #344878 to #344875 - MillionsKnives (11/18/2012) [-]
It's hilarious how series they make the show, when 80% of the first cour is essentially slice of life with a bit of mecha.
User avatar #344879 to #344878 - MillionsKnives (11/18/2012) [-]
Make the show look*
#344844 to #344839 - azraelthemage (11/18/2012) [-]
I've never seen the original, so I don't know what to expect.
User avatar #344846 to #344844 - MillionsKnives (11/18/2012) [-]
All extremely unfitting voices.
#344847 to #344846 - azraelthemage (11/18/2012) [-]
I'll have to watch it to judge for myself.
#344834 to #344807 - boyddamilkman ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
In completely unrelated news about my favourite anime being dubbed. The dub for Mawaru Penguindrum is being directed by Steven Foster. He did the dub for Ghost Stories... and HOTD. So yea, it's gonna be a joke dub. And while I wasn't gonna watch the dub anyways, it still depresses me to know that at least one person will watch the dub without knowing how heavily it is altered from the source material.    
   
As for a 4kids dub, 99% of scenes are cut out as it is deemed "to confusing or unfit for children".
In completely unrelated news about my favourite anime being dubbed. The dub for Mawaru Penguindrum is being directed by Steven Foster. He did the dub for Ghost Stories... and HOTD. So yea, it's gonna be a joke dub. And while I wasn't gonna watch the dub anyways, it still depresses me to know that at least one person will watch the dub without knowing how heavily it is altered from the source material.

As for a 4kids dub, 99% of scenes are cut out as it is deemed "to confusing or unfit for children".
#344829 to #344807 - blastwave (11/18/2012) [-]
4Kids already has my anime. but if they come within 200 episodes of brook, I'll get them, and I'll make it look like a bloody accident.
#344845 to #344829 - azraelthemage (11/18/2012) [-]
You do realize they lost the rights a looooong time ago right? Funimation is dubbing it now.
#344857 to #344845 - blastwave (11/18/2012) [-]
Totally forgot about that.
#344858 to #344857 - azraelthemage (11/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, they just started the CP-9 saga. Can't wait till they finish that.
#344861 to #344858 - blastwave (11/18/2012) [-]
Oh the joys to think of who will voice Brook and Whitebeard.
#344867 to #344861 - azraelthemage (11/18/2012) [-]
Whitebeard has already voiced earlier. He's voiced by R. Bruce Elliot. The only one I'm concerned about is Franky's VA.
User avatar #344827 to #344807 - theluppijackal ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
Bakuman - I really motivated middle school boy becomes even more motivated when another boy wants to start a writing club with him. They become so passionate they use their parents money to rent out a building and pretend their publishing the book. Other students join. They're authors, not mangaka 'cause kids won't get that. No romance scenes, too lewd. And Kaya is stripped of all her feistiness 'cause girls can't do boxing.
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User avatar #344863 to #344850 - Riukanojutsu (11/18/2012) [-]
o god my sides
User avatar #344823 to #344807 - ImmaAnteater (11/18/2012) [-]
Toradora: Ryuuji (Now named Ben) meets a nice wholesome Christian female, Taiga (Now called Elizabeth). Ben proceeds to court her properly and then asks her father for permission to marry her after many months of a steady relationship and having established himself financially. They live happily ever after. The end.
#344898 to #344823 - sirchris (11/18/2012) [-]
You have the most beautiful and active imagination I have ever seen...
You have the most beautiful and active imagination I have ever seen...
User avatar #344824 to #344823 - ImmaAnteater (11/18/2012) [-]
P.S. Taiga is no longer a loli, that could lead to people having impure thoughts about those that are underage.
#344820 to #344807 - saintshenanigans ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
Mirai Nikki is now a SoL about two kids writing diaries about each other.
User avatar #344818 to #344807 - redclover (11/18/2012) [-]
Spice and Wolf:
>all scenes of Holo naked would be redrawn to show her wearing clothes.
>Lawrence and Holo's relationship would stay 100% platonic
>Holo is no longer a wolf in human form, but a girl that is part wolf spirit
>remove all scenes of Holo in wolf form
>story is changed from traveling to Holo's homeland to trying to find a way to make her 100% human
#344821 to #344818 - azraelthemage (11/18/2012) [-]
Speaking of which, are they ever gonna make season 3?
User avatar #344831 to #344821 - redclover (11/18/2012) [-]
from the looks of things, it cost too much for what little return they get in domestic sales.
Spice and Wolf appears to be more popular abroad than in Japan, and most animation companies take domestic sales a lot more serious than international/total sales.
User avatar #344817 to #344807 - MillionsKnives (11/18/2012) [-]
If 4kids dubbed NHK

Satou = Steve
Misaki = Mary
Karou = Kerry

Steve ends up getting the job at the Manga cafe, end of series.
#344815 to #344807 - lickilicky (11/18/2012) [-]
All twelve episodes are the nice boat.
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#344819 to #344816 - azraelthemage (11/18/2012) [-]
It's simple. They'd replace all the guns with squirt guns. They did the same thing with their One Piece dub.
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