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#344174 - hawtsawce **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#344422 to #344174 - godlyturtle (11/17/2012) [-]
You have the ability of mind control, every one else has the ability to resist your mind control.
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#350770 to #344422 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [-]
#350781 to #350770 - godlyturtle (11/22/2012) [-]
How did you get hete?
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#344359 to #344174 - sirchris (11/17/2012) [-]
You have the power to pierce the heavens, but no drill.
#344253 to #344174 - geobeo (11/17/2012) [-]
You have the power of bible black but you dont have a penis.
#344251 to #344174 - thatguycrow (11/17/2012) [-]
You have Shizuo's strength... but you cant get mad. Ever.
#344260 to #344251 - tanabata (11/17/2012) [-]
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At least now I can give a decent answer when someone asks "Do you even lift?"
User avatar #344261 to #344260 - lawuser ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
Plus whenever somebody tries to troll you you can legitimately say "I ain't even mad"
#344263 to #344261 - thatguycrow (11/17/2012) [-]
Damn, you made the nerf a bonus power. Well done.
#344262 to #344261 - tanabata (11/17/2012) [-]
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Law, you're in the zone in this thread.
User avatar #344264 to #344262 - lawuser ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
200 degress that's why they call me Mister Farhenheit
User avatar #344255 to #344251 - geobeo (11/17/2012) [-]
im still strong as shit....
User avatar #344259 to #344255 - thatguycrow (11/17/2012) [-]
Let me rephrase that. You can't get mad enough to use it.
#344234 to #344174 - lawuser ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
You have the sharingan...

... But you don't have enough angst to activate it
User avatar #344239 to #344234 - tanabata (11/17/2012) [-]
angst?
#344250 to #344239 - phantomrose (11/17/2012) [-]
Here:

Normal character: These kids bully me at school and my family is mean. I'm sad about it, but I'm trying to get through life as well as I can. Hopefully once college comes around I'll be able to make a fresh start.

Angsty character: These kids bully me at school and my family is mean. I curl up in a ball in the corner of my room for hours and brood about why the world is so unfair. I cut myself, because no one knows my inner turmoil. Linkin Park speaks directly to my soul, and most of the time I prefer to be depressed because that reflects the suffering in my soul. No one cheer me up, okay? I need to be dark, brooding, and fangirl worthy.
User avatar #344242 to #344239 - lawuser ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angst

I'm just trying to be funny okay
#344227 to #344174 - swisscheesegrater ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
You can use the Ripple but have asthma.
User avatar #344232 to #344227 - tanabata (11/17/2012) [-]
You can still be abso- yeah, lawuser beat me to it.
User avatar #344230 to #344227 - lawuser ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
You can still be absolutely fabulous
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#344248 to #344230 - quattrobajeena **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#344217 to #344174 - phantomrose (11/17/2012) [-]
You're an alchemist.

You have Parkinson's...
User avatar #344225 to #344217 - afriendlyanon (11/17/2012) [-]
Harvest as much knowledge as Father so you can use alchemy without moving.
User avatar #344212 to #344174 - geobeo (11/17/2012) [-]
You can use the power of friendship to kill bad guys but you have no friends.
#344226 to #344212 - phantomrose (11/17/2012) [-]
I feel that this could be a successful anime.

>Normal betafag kid is visited by mage
>Mage gives him ability to control world with just the power of friendship
>Betafag remembers he has no friends
>Entire series follows betafag's fruitless attempts to make friends in order to inherit the world.
User avatar #344372 to #344226 - ljxjlos ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
...imagine the mage came to the Girl from "It´s not my Fault that I´m not popular"
#344236 to #344226 - lordketchup (11/17/2012) [-]
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i would watch that
User avatar #344235 to #344226 - geobeo (11/17/2012) [-]
I would watch that.
User avatar #344237 to #344235 - lordketchup (11/17/2012) [-]
damnit
User avatar #344238 to #344237 - geobeo (11/17/2012) [-]
step up nigga
#344229 to #344226 - tanabata (11/17/2012) [-]
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Instant comedy of the year!
#344221 to #344212 - tanabata (11/17/2012) [-]
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Nothing changes.
User avatar #344219 to #344212 - lawuser ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
Then you can always use the power of love
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#344215 to #344212 - hawtsawce **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #344218 to #344215 - geobeo (11/17/2012) [-]
if the left hand counts as a friend you dont have a left hand...
#344211 to #344174 - ninian (11/17/2012) [-]
You can get a dragon dick   
   
But it can't cum ice.
You can get a dragon dick

But it can't cum ice.
User avatar #344222 to #344211 - lawuser ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
Become rich from the people wanting to use your penis as a template for their dragon dildos.
User avatar #344224 to #344222 - ninian (11/17/2012) [-]
But you can't freeze people! I mean srs, you could be a top-notch rapist that way. First you flash your dragon dick, then proceed to freeze them, and then you fuck their cold bodies!
User avatar #344228 to #344224 - lawuser ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
>flash your dragon dick
>target faints in shock
>abduct them
>put them in a freezer
>fuck their cold bodies

BUT THERE'S MORE

>use the money from said dragon dildo producing company to bribe the legal system to overlook your crime
User avatar #344208 to #344174 - holsety ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
You can enter the war of the holy grail
but there are no servants
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#344207 to #344174 - quattrobajeena **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#344241 to #344207 - swisscheesegrater ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
As law said above you can still be fabulous.
As law said above you can still be fabulous.
User avatar #344200 to #344174 - afterwards (11/17/2012) [-]
The power to become super saiyan but you're mute.
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#344210 to #344200 - hawtsawce **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #344206 to #344200 - holsety ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
wtf's is the point of that
User avatar #344203 to #344200 - tanabata (11/17/2012) [-]
Yep, useless.
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#344209 to #344199 - hawtsawce **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#344205 to #344199 - tanabata (11/17/2012) [-]
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Shove one up your anus and make it expand while its inside.
#344204 to #344199 - lawuser ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
You can catch jelly donuts
User avatar #344201 to #344199 - holsety ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
Still fun to randomly throw them at people
#344190 to #344174 - tanabata (11/17/2012) [-]
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Tell people who will die the soonest. Be it a friend, a politic or someone who they just know. Watch their faces when you guess 3-4 deaths.

- Geass but without any power, just as an eye.
User avatar #344223 to #344190 - afriendlyanon (11/17/2012) [-]
Blind them with the seagull.
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#344198 to #344190 - hawtsawce **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #344196 to #344190 - holsety ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
Well if I can "activate them" I can change my eyes whenever I want, that is kinda awesome
User avatar #344192 to #344190 - lawuser ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
Go up to people and tell them "LOOK AT THE PINK SEAGUL IN MY EYE"
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#344189 to #344174 - eliisfresh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#344195 to #344189 - hawtsawce **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#344197 to #344195 - lawuser ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
slut king
User avatar #344191 to #344189 - boyddamilkman ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
Worlds best roulette player.
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#344182 to #344174 - catchop **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#344181 to #344174 - auda (11/17/2012) [-]
I see no trouble in knowing when somebody dies. You could even get fun with the body when its still warm...
User avatar #344179 to #344174 - lawuser ONLINE (11/17/2012) [-]
You could still know the name of the person you're looking at. Useful when you forget someone's name where you're supposed to remember them.

-You have spiral power but no giant robot.
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