You have the ability of mind control, every one else has the ability to resist your mind control.

simple, you are not immune, so you can use it as the ultimate force of will by controlling your own mind
get shot? mind controll yourself to ignore the pain and keep going

How did you get hete?

someone rolled the tit beast bellow

You have the power to pierce the heavens, but no drill.

You have the power of bible black but you dont have a penis.

You have Shizuo's strength... but you cant get mad. Ever.

At least now I can give a decent answer when someone asks "Do you even lift?"

Plus whenever somebody tries to troll you you can legitimately say "I ain't even mad"

Damn, you made the nerf a bonus power. Well done.

Law, you're in the zone in this thread.

200 degress that's why they call me Mister Farhenheit

im still strong as shit....

Let me rephrase that. You can't get mad enough to use it.

You have the sharingan...

... But you don't have enough angst to activate it

angst?

Here:

Normal character: These kids bully me at school and my family is mean. I'm sad about it, but I'm trying to get through life as well as I can. Hopefully once college comes around I'll be able to make a fresh start.

Angsty character: These kids bully me at school and my family is mean. I curl up in a ball in the corner of my room for hours and brood about why the world is so unfair. I cut myself, because no one knows my inner turmoil. Linkin Park speaks directly to my soul, and most of the time I prefer to be depressed because that reflects the suffering in my soul. No one cheer me up, okay? I need to be dark, brooding, and fangirl worthy.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angst

I'm just trying to be funny okay

You can use the Ripple but have asthma.

You can still be abso- yeah, lawuser beat me to it.

You can still be absolutely fabulous

you can't be a JoJo without being Fabulous

You're an alchemist.

You have Parkinson's...

Harvest as much knowledge as Father so you can use alchemy without moving.

You can use the power of friendship to kill bad guys but you have no friends.

I feel that this could be a successful anime.

>Normal betafag kid is visited by mage
>Mage gives him ability to control world with just the power of friendship
>Betafag remembers he has no friends
>Entire series follows betafag's fruitless attempts to make friends in order to inherit the world.

...imagine the mage came to the Girl from "It´s not my Fault that I´m not popular"

i would watch that

I would watch that.

damnit

step up nigga

Instant comedy of the year!

Nothing changes.

Then you can always use the power of love

You always have your left hand. That's the only real friend you'll ever need.

if the left hand counts as a friend you dont have a left hand...

You can get a dragon dick

But it can't cum ice.

Become rich from the people wanting to use your penis as a template for their dragon dildos.

But you can't freeze people! I mean srs, you could be a top-notch rapist that way. First you flash your dragon dick, then proceed to freeze them, and then you fuck their cold bodies!

>flash your dragon dick
>target faints in shock
>abduct them
>put them in a freezer
>fuck their cold bodies

BUT THERE'S MORE

>use the money from said dragon dildo producing company to bribe the legal system to overlook your crime

If you want to rape that way, this is the way to go instead.

You can enter the war of the holy grail
but there are no servants

You can use "The World", but you cannot stop time with it.

As law said above you can still be fabulous.

The power to become super saiyan but you're mute.

Go to therapy

Completely dead, no way to save it from a nerf like that.

wtf's is the point of that

Yep, useless.

You have access to pokeballs

But pokemon don't exist

pay scientist to examine them
gain technology to store things as energy and objects that grow and shrink

Pokeballs have been shown to give a nasty shock to humans on the wrong end of the return signal.

You can use your new-found power to become the hero Gotham deserves

Shove one up your anus and make it expand while its inside.

You can catch jelly donuts

Still fun to randomly throw them at people

Tell people who will die the soonest. Be it a friend, a politic or someone who they just know. Watch their faces when you guess 3-4 deaths.

- Geass but without any power, just as an eye.

Blind them with the seagull.

>Become an accurate as fuck Lelouch cosplayer
> Tell weeaboos you're him
> They take your orders seriously

Weeaboo Army

Well if I can "activate them" I can change my eyes whenever I want, that is kinda awesome

Go up to people and tell them "LOOK AT THE PINK SEAGUL IN MY EYE"

You have a future diary, but it only tells you stuff from a minute in the future.

>Go to slot machines
> Read each one
> Only use winning machines

Slot King

slut king

Worlds best roulette player.

Alchemy Exists, but no one knows any transmutation circles.

I see no trouble in knowing when somebody dies. You could even get fun with the body when its still warm...