You have the ability of mind control, every one else has the ability to resist your mind control.

simple, you are not immune, so you can use it as the ultimate force of will by controlling your own mind
get shot? mind controll yourself to ignore the pain and keep going

How did you get hete?

someone rolled the tit beast bellow

You have the power to pierce the heavens, but no drill.

You have the power of bible black but you dont have a penis.

You have Shizuo's strength... but you cant get mad. Ever.

im still strong as shit....

Let me rephrase that. You can't get mad enough to use it.

You have the sharingan...

... But you don't have enough angst to activate it

You can use the Ripple but have asthma.

You can still be absolutely fabulous

you can't be a JoJo without being Fabulous

Indeed

Harvest as much knowledge as Father so you can use alchemy without moving.

You can use the power of friendship to kill bad guys but you have no friends.

I feel that this could be a successful anime.

>Normal betafag kid is visited by mage
>Mage gives him ability to control world with just the power of friendship
>Betafag remembers he has no friends
>Entire series follows betafag's fruitless attempts to make friends in order to inherit the world.

...imagine the mage came to the Girl from "It´s not my Fault that I´m not popular"

i would watch that

I would watch that.

damnit

step up nigga

Then you can always use the power of love

You always have your left hand. That's the only real friend you'll ever need.

if the left hand counts as a friend you dont have a left hand...

You can get a dragon dick

But it can't cum ice.

Become rich from the people wanting to use your penis as a template for their dragon dildos.

But you can't freeze people! I mean srs, you could be a top-notch rapist that way. First you flash your dragon dick, then proceed to freeze them, and then you fuck their cold bodies!

>flash your dragon dick
>target faints in shock
>abduct them
>put them in a freezer
>fuck their cold bodies

BUT THERE'S MORE

>use the money from said dragon dildo producing company to bribe the legal system to overlook your crime

If you want to rape that way, this is the way to go instead.

You can enter the war of the holy grail
but there are no servants

You can use "The World", but you cannot stop time with it.

As law said above you can still be fabulous.

The power to become super saiyan but you're mute.

Go to therapy

Completely dead, no way to save it from a nerf like that.

wtf's is the point of that

You have access to pokeballs

But pokemon don't exist

pay scientist to examine them
gain technology to store things as energy and objects that grow and shrink

Pokeballs have been shown to give a nasty shock to humans on the wrong end of the return signal.

You can use your new-found power to become the hero Gotham deserves

You can catch jelly donuts

Still fun to randomly throw them at people

You have a future diary, but it only tells you stuff from a minute in the future.

>Go to slot machines
> Read each one
> Only use winning machines

Slot King

slut king

Worlds best roulette player.

Alchemy Exists, but no one knows any transmutation circles.

I see no trouble in knowing when somebody dies. You could even get fun with the body when its still warm...