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hawtsawce
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godlyturtle
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You have the ability of mind control, every one else has the ability to resist your mind control.
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seelcudoom
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godlyturtle
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How did you get hete?
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sirchris
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(11/17/2012)
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You have the power to pierce the heavens, but no drill.
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geobeo
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(11/17/2012)
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You have the power of bible black but you dont have a penis.
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thatguycrow
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(11/17/2012)
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You have Shizuo's strength... but you cant get mad. Ever.
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tanabata
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(11/17/2012)
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At least now I can give a decent answer when someone asks "Do you even lift?"
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lawuser
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(11/17/2012)
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Plus whenever somebody tries to
troll
you you can legitimately say "I ain't even mad"
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thatguycrow
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(11/17/2012)
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Damn, you made the nerf a bonus power. Well done.
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tanabata
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(11/17/2012)
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Law, you're in the zone in this thread.
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lawuser
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(11/17/2012)
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200 degress that's why they call me Mister Farhenheit
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geobeo
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(11/17/2012)
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im still strong as shit....
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thatguycrow
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(11/17/2012)
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Let me rephrase that. You can't get mad enough to use it.
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lawuser
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(11/17/2012)
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You have the sharingan...
... But you don't have enough angst to activate it
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phantomrose
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(11/17/2012)
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tanabata
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(11/17/2012)
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angst?
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phantomrose
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(11/17/2012)
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Here:
Normal character: These kids bully me at school and my family is mean. I'm sad about it, but I'm trying to get through life as well as I can. Hopefully once college comes around I'll be able to make a fresh start.
Angsty character: These kids bully me at school and my family is mean. I curl up in a ball in the corner of my room for hours and brood about why the world is so unfair. I cut myself, because no one knows my inner turmoil. Linkin Park speaks directly to my soul, and most of the time I prefer to be depressed because that reflects the suffering in my soul. No one cheer me up, okay? I need to be dark, brooding, and fangirl worthy.
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lawuser
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(11/17/2012)
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angst
I'm just trying to be funny okay
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swisscheesegrater
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(11/17/2012)
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You can use the Ripple but have asthma.
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tanabata
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(11/17/2012)
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You can still be abso- yeah, lawuser beat me to it.
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lawuser
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(11/17/2012)
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You can still be
absolutely fabulous
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quattrobajeena
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swisscheesegrater
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Indeed
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phantomrose
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(11/17/2012)
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You're an alchemist.
You have Parkinson's...
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afriendlyanon
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(11/17/2012)
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Harvest as much knowledge as Father so you can use alchemy without moving.
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geobeo
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(11/17/2012)
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You can use the power of friendship to kill bad guys but you have no friends.
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phantomrose
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I feel that this could be a successful anime.
>Normal betafag kid is visited by mage
>Mage gives him ability to control world with just the power of friendship
>Betafag remembers he has no friends
>Entire series follows betafag's fruitless attempts to make friends in order to inherit the world.
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ljxjlos
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(11/17/2012)
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...imagine the mage came to the Girl from "It´s not my Fault that I´m not popular"
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lordketchup
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(11/17/2012)
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i would watch that
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geobeo
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(11/17/2012)
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I would watch that.
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lordketchup
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(11/17/2012)
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damnit
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geobeo
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(11/17/2012)
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step up nigga
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tanabata
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(11/17/2012)
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Instant comedy of the year!
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tanabata
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(11/17/2012)
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Nothing changes.
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lawuser
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(11/17/2012)
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Then you can always use
the power of love
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hawtsawce
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geobeo
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(11/17/2012)
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if the left hand counts as a friend you dont have a left hand...
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ninian
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(11/17/2012)
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You can get a dragon dick
But it can't cum ice.
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lawuser
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(11/17/2012)
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Become rich from the people wanting to use your penis as a template for their dragon dildos.
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ninian
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(11/17/2012)
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But you can't freeze people! I mean srs, you could be a top-notch rapist that way. First you flash your dragon dick, then proceed to freeze them, and then you fuck their cold bodies!
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lawuser
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>flash your dragon dick
>target faints in shock
>abduct them
>put them in a freezer
>fuck their cold bodies
BUT THERE'S MORE
>use the money from said dragon dildo producing company to bribe the legal system to overlook your crime
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holsety
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(11/17/2012)
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You can enter the war of the holy grail
but there are no servants
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quattrobajeena
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swisscheesegrater
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As law said above you can still be fabulous.
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afterwards
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The power to become super saiyan but you're mute.
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goldenkirby
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holsety
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wtf's is the point of that
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tanabata
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Yep, useless.
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goldenkirby
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tanabata
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Shove one up your anus and make it expand while its inside.
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lawuser
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(11/17/2012)
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You can catch
jelly donuts
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holsety
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(11/17/2012)
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Still fun to randomly throw them at people
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tanabata
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(11/17/2012)
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Tell people who will die the soonest. Be it a friend, a politic or someone who they just know. Watch their faces when you guess 3-4 deaths.
- Geass but without any power, just as an eye.
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afriendlyanon
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(11/17/2012)
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Blind them with the seagull.
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hawtsawce
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holsety
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(11/17/2012)
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Well if I can "activate them" I can change my eyes whenever I want, that is kinda awesome
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lawuser
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(11/17/2012)
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Go up to people and tell them "LOOK AT THE PINK SEAGUL IN MY EYE"
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tanabata
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(11/17/2012)
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lawuser
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slut
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boyddamilkman
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(11/17/2012)
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Worlds best roulette player.
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catchop
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auda
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(11/17/2012)
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I see no trouble in knowing when somebody dies. You could even get fun with the body when its still warm...
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lawuser
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You could still know the name of the person you're looking at. Useful when you forget someone's name where you're supposed to remember them.
-You have spiral power but no giant robot.
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