Have 2 friends and 1 coworker who like anime.
But they all mainly watch popular shounen.
Make fun of me for watching every other genre.

I know this feel. My friend's constantly go on about how anime is horrible and that they don't like it, and I'm just like "Okay?..."
They do it mainly jokingly, but it still can piss me off because it's constantly about how I watch "anime porn", which I don't...
mfw all of this

>implying that Hentai is not the best thing ever since porn

Sorry, I've just never watched it seriously. I watched it once when I was shown a link...
It was this thing where these giant ogres were raping women they had kidnapped in a cave, and while one was being raped, he bit her head off, and then this one girl in the back who hadn't been raped, suddenly went into what I can only call "Super Saiyan Unicorn" mode, where she suddenly started to glow, her hair turned gold, her eyes red, and then she killed all the ogres.
I was just like "OH GOD WAT/WHY?"

well there's some normal kinda stuff then there is really WTF ones

Oh, yeah... She grew a giant golden horn... That's what I meant by "Unicorn" mode....

>Not watching hentai.

Well I'm gay, so yes.

Yea, one of my friend's is always saying how I go on 4chan and look at hentai all the time...I don't even go to 4chan period (I've went to it a couple times, but that's it).

My best friend doesn't like anime because he thinks it's weird.... but he fucking likes SGT. Frog. I showed him Gurren Lagann and he didn't like it and shit. Then he says stuff about hwo their hair isn't realistic. Da fuq.

So you're saying he'd rather all the characters look the same? Like real Japanese?

To be honest, I didn't like TTGL either, but that is for many other reasons. Show him some more realistic shows, or a comedy like Nichibros.

Hes seen a few episodes of random shows here and there, I just don't think it's his cup of tea. I'ma attempt to make him into it. xD

All my friends know, but my family doesn't...another reason I can't go to conventions and stuff. My little brother knows I watch a little, but he doesn't even know what anime is (even though he almost watches more than I do).

all my friends watch anime. but not enough.

they must be eliminated

That's how I feel, they all watch a little, but that's it. The furthest from entry level that one of them got is Lucky Star, and he didn't even finish it.

I'd like to, but I don't think it comes here.

I don't tell my friends I watch anime, and I watch enough anime to fit sorta well here. Huzzah!

The solution is always more anime. No matter the question.

I don't tell them either, they just kinda figured out.

Yea, if you're starving in the desert...anime!

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
MORE ANIME!

You don't have a job, or a place to live in...More Anime! "But I don't have a tv or other media device" you might say...Answer: More anime!

pshh, not having a media device is no excuse for not watching anime

When all you got to keep is strong
More anime, more anime like I know you watch
And even when your hope is gone
More anime, more anime just to make it through

I wanted to do a Fresh prince of bel air anime thing, but I'm very uncreative, so here.

Give it a try.

In West Philadelphia born and raised
In front of the computer where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all watching more anime outside of the school
When a couple of storms, they were up to no good
Started blacking out my neighbourhood
There was one little power out and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle to watch more anime!"

Fine, I'll try

In West Philadelphia born an raised
On the internet is where I spent most of my days
loading, maximizing, relaxing all cool
And all talking to my friend's about it at school
When a couple of neighbors, who were up to no good
Started stealing wi fi from the neighborhood
I had one little buffer, and I got scared
So I said "I'm locking my wifi, so I can watch more anime"

Nicee!

I know that feel.....minus the friends part....

Imaginary friends are friends as well.

Seems my image upload failed?

Oh right i still have jerry, paul, and mr. pepp....

Actually, mr. pepp died in a tragic car wreck last night on his way to your place.