That was awesome

That was fantastic. Are yo going to read the others when they come out?

yes yes and yes

Great. You have the perfect storytelling voice.

My voice was perfect. Gauss, you are awesome.

Did your alarm clock play Cthulhu Dawn?

yea

That's awesome

I like that song

It reminds me of chemotherapy

Dammit gauss

but Im camera shy

Is it normal that I fell off my chair in terror when your alarm rang or am I just a big pussy?

things

Yes thats exactly how i sound.

Im sorry but doing that voice started to hurt so I swapped it for zetsu's voice because my girl voice kept pissing me off

Also no zetsubou is a dude.

so why is he a girl

Why not?

good point

What the fuck dat start?

Also time to make some tea. 40 mins wow.

It took me a long time since I kept stopping to comment on shit and change voices and shit like that, BTW I thought this was going to happen at the end

His wife is dead.

skip to the last minute of the recording

Wtf was with the police siren and who's name did you mention?

this guy just fucked a 16 year old girl, and chris hanson

wut and double wut

16 is still a minor in america so he just broke the law and chris hanson had a show that caught pedophiles www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBlyAxdvBfo

damn the police don't give a shit about pedos here

16 is the legal age in the UK.

15 in sweden.

Yeah but you're swedes. You just soak in a mire of porn and joints - it doesn't come as a surprise to be honest. Casual xenophobia aho!

Gee, did'ya hear that lordketchup?

We got a badass over here...

let's fuck him up

Bing it, I'll fak u upz kiddy

throw meatballs at him!

we ride as vikings on mooses at dawn

joints, whut?

Marijuana is legal in the Nordic countries right? Or is it just Norway?

Marijuana is legal in norway?

this is news to me

Shit do you two know anything about your region? Ah well, I'll just say it is so then my joke works

Not here, im not sure it's even legal in Norway, sorry

Huh. Geobeo do you know?

I dont think it is...

not in murica

So? It was set in England.

oh well

Well Yeorgh isn't in America, I'm not in america - I can only hold Zetsu isn't. Hey Yeorgh, any idea on zetsu's nationality?

Ps if that one rustles your jimmies, Kotor is a loli in his.....yeaaaaaah

No idea.
Sayonarazetsubou where is you from?

Toguro, I am from America.

Well it still takes place in England so we good.

Oh i'm gonna start calling you Zetsu now.

Fine with me.

Ah......well things are different in England.

Very different.

So did you like it?

I LOVED IT. I don't have my reaction folder with me, so just picture Araragi with a Yaranaika face.

I can picture that. Glad you liked it so much; that was one of the ideas I was mostly proud of in fact - I prefer maturer settings.

>I can only hold. What the fuck?

I don't know if Zetsu isn't*

I'm not in America.