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#308033 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
*Da dadada da da daaaaaaaaaaaaa* The first ero-fic is done! The first one is between *drum roll*

Lordketchup and Synthus!!!

www.fanfiction.net/s/8646709/1/ <- Note: Graphic.

Enjoy, I sunk a lot of thought into this.
#308544 to #308033 - tylosaurus (10/27/2012) [-]
That was.. Beautiful. So beautiful. I can't wait for the fanfiction for me and newprinny now. Are you a native english-speaker? :3
That was.. Beautiful. So beautiful. I can't wait for the fanfiction for me and newprinny now. Are you a native english-speaker? :3
User avatar #308561 to #308544 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
I am an english-fag
User avatar #667126 to #308561 - theluppijackal ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
Have you written more of these?
mine?
User avatar #667127 to #667126 - toguro (06/19/2013) [-]
Why're you replying to this one? Why not post a comment on my profile?

And I have written more, not yours (though it may or may not be next) - I put them on hold because of exams, now that they're done though....hehehehe
User avatar #667129 to #667127 - theluppijackal ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
I was looking through my favorite comments
>may or may not be next
yes, good, good.
User avatar #667130 to #667129 - toguro (06/19/2013) [-]
Fair enough then
User avatar #308569 to #308561 - tylosaurus (10/27/2012) [-]
Haha, nice. Hopefully I'll remember some of the words for my english vocabulary. I appreciate this in more than one way.
User avatar #308609 to #308569 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
glad I can help
#308276 to #308033 - lickilicky (10/27/2012) [-]
I came rainbows.
#308273 to #308033 - mystsnow (10/27/2012) [-]
For some reason I kept reading Y-box as Yaoi-box.......
9/10, keep it up man.
User avatar #308263 to #308033 - hatsune (10/27/2012) [-]
ninee, read it
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User avatar #308266 to #308259 - yeorgh ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/anime/306620#306620
These are some of them.
User avatar #308261 to #308259 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
their are 22 other pairs and threesomes. If I mentioned them all they'd get pissed. I'll just say a lot of people
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#308256 to #308033 - peremees (10/27/2012) [-]
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I'm no fan of boy on boy, and this is my first time reading such a thing, but I must say this is very very very well done, You my Sir one day will be one of the greatest writers of all time.
User avatar #308243 to #308033 - kingsombra (10/27/2012) [-]
That was fucking hilarious.

I love you for this.
User avatar #308224 to #308033 - xerxesbreak (10/27/2012) [-]
[url deleted] /anime/ fanfic is best type of fanfic
User avatar #308225 to #308224 - xerxesbreak (10/27/2012) [-]
Fuck you too, new accounts..
http://pastebin . com/8jxUn8PT
#308232 to #308225 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
I got to &quot;Put his dead body in dumpster and proceeded to take off his pants&quot;   
   
&lt;- mfw that line
I got to "Put his dead body in dumpster and proceeded to take off his pants"

<- mfw that line
User avatar #308236 to #308232 - xerxesbreak (10/27/2012) [-]
Why would you not want to read erotic fanfiction of leal and jikario?
User avatar #308238 to #308236 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
When you've seen a relatives dead body in a coffin - you do not, do not accept necrophilia. Let me tell you that
User avatar #308264 to #308238 - hatsune (10/27/2012) [-]
I have and do
User avatar #308244 to #308238 - xerxesbreak (10/27/2012) [-]
Fair enough.
User avatar #308217 to #308033 - swisscheesegrater ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
Can i be in one too? if it isnt too much hastle
User avatar #308241 to #308217 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
Sorry swiss but I A. Have no-one to pair you with B. It's going to be hard to thing of another new setting C. I've got 22 others to write.
User avatar #308260 to #308241 - indigobob (10/27/2012) [-]
22 others? That's a fukken lot.
User avatar #308262 to #308260 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
23 now........ sigh
#308295 to #308262 - indeedaleedoo (10/27/2012) [-]
If it makes it easier on you, you dont have to do mine. You asked to make it a straight 40 but since its over it'll be more fair on you.
User avatar #308296 to #308295 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
I've already got yours planned out, and it's pretty good
User avatar #308247 to #308241 - swisscheesegrater ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
Ah that's okay then, don't want to annoy you by adding new stories for you to write.
User avatar #308246 to #308241 - lawuser (10/27/2012) [-]
You know, I'm available. Though if point B and C are way bigger inconveniences then don't mind me.
User avatar #308255 to #308246 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
....look, I'll try - but no promises you hear?
swisscheesegrater

what genders do you both wanna be?
User avatar #308258 to #308255 - lawuser (10/27/2012) [-]
Oh, no, it's alright if you don't have the time or energy. If anything, you could just save it for once you feel like it, I won't bother you.

But since Swiss is the guy then I suppose I have to be the girl.
User avatar #308257 to #308255 - swisscheesegrater ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
Uh I'll be a guy
User avatar #308206 to #308033 - blastwave (10/27/2012) [-]
Put me in a fanfic. That would be interesting.
User avatar #308213 to #308206 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
Buddy..*sigh*..I've got 21 to write and I haven't got anyone to pair you with. Sorry
User avatar #308219 to #308213 - geobeo ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
ya know if sergej doesn't wants a pice of the geobeo I could be with blastwawe.
User avatar #308227 to #308219 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
Yeah that's a great idea. blastwave good news - you're getting one with geo.
Now who wants to be what gender?
User avatar #308230 to #308227 - geobeo ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
I'll be a dude.

or both
User avatar #308235 to #308230 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
blastwave will be a guy, you'll be a girl
#309292 to #308235 - blastwave (10/28/2012) [-]
Ah, sorry for the post, I was half asleep and didn't realize how rude it was.
User avatar #309769 to #309292 - toguro (10/28/2012) [-]
Oh no not at all. You've got one now I just need to plan it
User avatar #308240 to #308235 - geobeo ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
mkay
#308207 to #308033 - hailjettom (10/27/2012) [-]
This was seriously so good I decided to work out.
Gotta look good for anon, after all!
#308185 to #308033 - geobeo ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
Will I get a fanfic with someone?
Will I get a fanfic with someone?
User avatar #308186 to #308185 - geobeo ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
also that fanfic made me moist
User avatar #308198 to #308186 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
You know. sergejkarkarov hasn't got anyone....sergej whatdya think?
User avatar #308204 to #308198 - geobeo ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
you know you want me sergejkarkarov
User avatar #308222 to #308204 - sergejkarkarov (10/27/2012) [-]
Nou, I want toguro. Like, at the end of the story:
'So, and where do you think I fit in in this cumpilation of stories? Yes, me, you author, was in one of those stories too...'
User avatar #308228 to #308222 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
I aint writing it
User avatar #308231 to #308228 - sergejkarkarov (10/27/2012) [-]
Y U DO DIS TO ME?
User avatar #308234 to #308231 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
Cuz I'm fucking uncomfortable writing it
#309739 to #308234 - hailjettom (10/28/2012) [-]
Now you know why I've never written a story with me and theintelligentanon-kun! I can just imagine it!

"Jettom was lying on the sofa, broken in mind his mind, then he felt a sigh. In awe, he looked up and saw Kyouko preparing for the second round, he was crying for mercy.. no more.. he couldn't take another thrust.. but in Kyouko's eyes there were fire, rage and lust at the same time.. jettom knew then, that he would not survive this night."
I can't even write more!
User avatar #309767 to #309739 - toguro (10/28/2012) [-]
Shall I credit his name as anon in the fic?
#309771 to #309767 - hailjettom (10/28/2012) [-]
Considering I love theintelligentanon-kun more than Kyouko, please do!
User avatar #309772 to #309771 - toguro (10/28/2012) [-]
okay, changed
#309773 to #309772 - hailjettom (10/28/2012) [-]
You wrote the story with me and theintelligentanon-kun already?!
User avatar #309774 to #309773 - toguro (10/28/2012) [-]
No I just changed the plan
#309775 to #309774 - hailjettom (10/28/2012) [-]
Thank you! Im certain theintelligentanon-kun wants it this way aswell!
User avatar #309779 to #309775 - toguro (10/28/2012) [-]
okay. Now I've got to get writing
#308179 to #308033 - burnako (10/27/2012) [-]
I came buckets.
#308155 to #308033 - tanabata (10/27/2012) [-]
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"Gee, you think? No I went out to fight against an army of clouds, this is me bloodstained from the battle."
Got me laughing like a retarded seal.

Oh my god that was hot. Toguro you are a nasty poetic motherfucker. My new favorite author. How much time did this take you to write?
User avatar #308170 to #308155 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
About 1 or 2 hours. I had breaks inbetween because my head started to hurt
#308188 to #308170 - tanabata (10/27/2012) [-]
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I'm re-reading and saving this for personal use. Genius doesn't describe it. I seriously can't formulate a word in any language that can even begin to describe how epic this is.

So, who are you doing next?
#308201 to #308188 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
I'm not going to let anyone know. I keep it as a surprise
#308197 to #308188 - theluppijackal ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
He's keeping that a surprise
#308118 to #308033 - phantomrose (10/27/2012) [-]
.........
I. like. yaoi. now.

Geezus chirst man, this! I need more of this! I need this to exist in every possible form.

I need it inside me.
#308126 to #308118 - theluppijackal ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
I believe that can be arranged
User avatar #308136 to #308126 - thatguycrow (10/27/2012) [-]
I believe we have our next pairing
#308144 to #308136 - theluppijackal ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
Ah...no? The pairings have already been arranged...
I'm submissive anyway.
#308939 to #308144 - phantomrose (10/28/2012) [-]
We can still have fun here.

Do you like shadows? Because they. like. you~
#308942 to #308939 - theluppijackal ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]
Bleedin' straight I like shadows
Wanna cuddle?
#308945 to #308942 - phantomrose (10/28/2012) [-]
Yes...heheh...cuddle.

Now stay perfectly still and promise not to scream.
It can be fun for you too if you just relax.
#308948 to #308945 - theluppijackal ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]
It's good I'm a masochist, this is perfect
OH GOD YES OW AHAHAHHA THAT FEELS SO GOO OW BLEEDIN' HELL
#308955 to #308948 - phantomrose (10/28/2012) [-]
YES! LOVE IT! IT'LL ONLY GET BETTER!

I like how you squirm.
#308112 to #308033 - thatguycrow (10/27/2012) [-]
Beautiful
Beautiful
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#308122 to #308109 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
You literally made me roll on the floor laughing. I'm not exaggerating
You literally made me roll on the floor laughing. I'm not exaggerating
#308128 to #308122 - hailjettom (10/27/2012) [-]
I finished the story NOW. I had to take breathing breaks because I was laughing so hard. Can't wait for the one with me and Kyouko!
I finished the story NOW. I had to take breathing breaks because I was laughing so hard. Can't wait for the one with me and Kyouko!
User avatar #308139 to #308128 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
Glad you enjoyed it so much
#308143 to #308139 - hailjettom (10/27/2012) [-]
I now have a boner imagining L screwing a futanari Kagami.
Damn you three, Toguro, Synthus & Lordketchup.

Lordketchup's face when he reads this.
#308154 to #308143 - yeorgh ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
Dude what?
User avatar #308150 to #308143 - lordketchup (10/27/2012) [-]
imagine my irl
#308152 to #308150 - hailjettom (10/27/2012) [-]
This with a dick.
User avatar #308168 to #308152 - lordketchup (10/27/2012) [-]
it still feels kind of strange that you have a boner
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User avatar #308178 to #308174 - lordketchup (10/27/2012) [-]
you can relate to the story?
#308192 to #308187 - lordketchup (10/27/2012) [-]
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i was abit suprised there
#308104 to #308033 - hasai (10/27/2012) [-]
So...brilliant
So...brilliant
#308103 to #308033 - theluppijackal ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
The intro was a little clunky, IMO, but other than that, 8.5/10
#308111 to #308103 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
Yeah I only had a skeletal plot to go off since I'm writing so many - I'm afraid the start had to be a generic one. I'll take that into consideration and up the quality for the next ones.
Yeah I only had a skeletal plot to go off since I'm writing so many - I'm afraid the start had to be a generic one. I'll take that into consideration and up the quality for the next ones.
#308115 to #308111 - theluppijackal ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
It's fine mate, I've read worse intros. Better generic than altogether shit.   
I look forward to the next one.
It's fine mate, I've read worse intros. Better generic than altogether shit.
I look forward to the next one.
#308098 to #308033 - myfist (10/27/2012) [-]
Glorious.

That tickled me in places that I have never been tickled before.
+1
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#308133 to #308095 - hailjettom (10/27/2012) [-]
..Im sorry for giving you tons of mentions. Blame that fucker for naming his new account Kyo uko.
..Im sorry for giving you tons of mentions. Blame that fucker for naming his new account Kyo uko.
#308092 to #308033 - yeorgh ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
Fucking awesome.
User avatar #308089 to #308033 - afriendlyanon (10/27/2012) [-]
That almost made me barf rainbows. Nice job.
10/10 would read again.
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#308086 to #308033 - blastwave (10/27/2012) [-]
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
#308081 to #308033 - lordketchup (10/27/2012) [-]
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That was amazing!
User avatar #308096 to #308081 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
Glad you like it
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+1
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User avatar #308162 to #308131 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
Why is everyone getting so pissed about 'childhood friends?
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User avatar #308173 to #308167 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
Well I've got no necrophilia planned I can assure you.
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+1
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User avatar #308067 to #308065 - geobeo ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
Im gonna record it somewhat like this when I have the time too
User avatar #308058 to #308033 - geobeo ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
Im am so gonna record this when I have the chance.
#308057 to #308033 - phantomrose (10/27/2012) [-]
When this five thumb limit thing expires, I'm going to thumb the shit out of you.
User avatar #308055 to #308033 - sergejkarkarov (10/27/2012) [-]
Ero-Fanfictions?
Hey, get me in there somehow!
User avatar #308102 to #308055 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
I'd love to but there's no-one left to pair you with
User avatar #308132 to #308127 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
Dude, if I wrote a fic with us two in it - it'd make our friendship ,fucking. Weird.
Also I wouldn't be comfortable writing it
#308140 to #308132 - sergejkarkarov (10/27/2012) [-]
Precisely.
Precisely.
User avatar #308135 to #308132 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
uncomfortable*
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User avatar #308059 to #308055 - hatsune (10/27/2012) [-]
You gotta learn how to stay up later, you missed the thread yesterday
User avatar #308066 to #308059 - sergejkarkarov (10/27/2012) [-]
I CAN stay up later, I dont WANT to.
User avatar #308068 to #308066 - hatsune (10/27/2012) [-]
Well then you won't get one until next time someone decides to write fanfic
User avatar #308082 to #308068 - sergejkarkarov (10/27/2012) [-]
Allright.
User avatar #308091 to #308082 - hatsune (10/27/2012) [-]
He's got at least 15 more to write now anyway
User avatar #308100 to #308091 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
20 more
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#308079 to #308072 - bonkboy (10/27/2012) [-]
I'm honestly just as curious as you are. I'm sure Toguro has some master plan in mind...and it scare me.
I'm honestly just as curious as you are. I'm sure Toguro has some master plan in mind...and it scare me.
User avatar #308084 to #308079 - hatsune (10/27/2012) [-]
I can't wait to see mine and rin's.
#308116 to #308084 - bonkboy (10/27/2012) [-]
Hatsune and Rin...   
   
*unzips pants slowly*
Hatsune and Rin...

*unzips pants slowly*
User avatar #308123 to #308116 - hatsune (10/27/2012) [-]
Graphics Cat, Sayaka, and Soul.
Now imagine that
#308134 to #308123 - bonkboy (10/27/2012) [-]
...beautiful
User avatar #308087 to #308084 - hatsune (10/27/2012) [-]
Or wrinkly's, sayaka's, and unreal's
#308051 to #308033 - hailjettom (10/27/2012) [-]
TOGURO!
TOGURO!
User avatar #308050 to #308033 - hatsune (10/27/2012) [-]
bigfatniggerdicks shrike
#308048 to #308033 - theluppijackal ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
D-Doushio....
User avatar #308062 to #308048 - theluppijackal ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
>childhood friends
I've seen enough chinese cartoons to know where this is going
User avatar #308046 to #308033 - thekame (10/27/2012) [-]
must...... resist...... fap....... urges.......
#308043 to #308033 - yeorgh ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#308073 to #308043 - sayonarazetsubou (10/27/2012) [-]
I can't wait for our chapter.
#308078 to #308073 - yeorgh ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
We gon get it on.
+1
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#308063 to #308037 - ImmaAnteater (10/27/2012) [-]
No such thing as forbidden love.
#308035 to #308033 - lordketchup (10/27/2012) [-]
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oh god this will be fun to read
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User avatar #308094 to #308090 - lordketchup (10/27/2012) [-]
did you fap to it? i sure did
#308151 to #308094 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
what...you did?
what...you did?
User avatar #308161 to #308151 - lordketchup (10/27/2012) [-]
no just kididng
#308180 to #308161 - toguro (10/27/2012) [-]
Alright   
   
I dont have a suitable reaction.
Alright

I dont have a suitable reaction.
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