So today I went to a friend's house and played Borderlands 2. Now, this is my second time to his house and I had no idea he had a "special" brother that is around 17 years old. So we're just sitting there, then his brother comes down stairs to the living room, and sits on the couch across from me. I think "Umm.. ok, I didn't know about this, I'll ask him later."
About 5 minutes pass, and suddenly, I see a lot of movement coming from the direction in which the brother is sitting out of the corner of my eye. So i turn to look at him, and the fucker has whipped his dick out, and is stroking it in the fucking living room on the couch. My friend sees it and he says "Shit! Sorry, man just look away!" So I do in disgust and I hear him call "MOM, JASON'S DOING IT AGAIN!!" His mom comes running from her room and apologizes like 10 times and takes the kid to his room. I have the fucking most horrified look in my life while playing Borderlands and he tells me that Jason does it like a couple times every week. And that, my friends, Is why my friend is only coming over to my house from today on.
So, /anime/. How are you all?