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#247952 - blastwave (09/27/2012) [-]
So today I went to a friend's house and played Borderlands 2. Now, this is my second time to his house and I had no idea he had a "special" brother that is around 17 years old. So we're just sitting there, then his brother comes down stairs to the living room, and sits on the couch across from me. I think "Umm.. ok, I didn't know about this, I'll ask him later."
About 5 minutes pass, and suddenly, I see a lot of movement coming from the direction in which the brother is sitting out of the corner of my eye. So i turn to look at him, and the fucker has whipped his dick out, and is stroking it in the fucking living room on the couch. My friend sees it and he says "Shit! Sorry, man just look away!" So I do in disgust and I hear him call "MOM, JASON'S DOING IT AGAIN!!" His mom comes running from her room and apologizes like 10 times and takes the kid to his room. I have the fucking most horrified look in my life while playing Borderlands and he tells me that Jason does it like a couple times every week. And that, my friends, Is why my friend is only coming over to my house from today on.
So, /anime/. How are you all?
#248019 to #247952 - kevinobody (09/27/2012) [-]
I seen some disturbing things in my life but.......wow.
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#248006 to #247952 - quattrobajeena **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #248008 to #248006 - blastwave (09/27/2012) [-]
Fucking Yes.
#248003 to #247952 - obm (09/27/2012) [-]
Reminds me of my elementary school days. But that's hilarious.   
On another note, I'm doing fine.
Reminds me of my elementary school days. But that's hilarious.
On another note, I'm doing fine.
#247988 to #247952 - newprinny (09/27/2012) [-]
See, this is why I'm going to hell, dood. I can't stop laughing my ass off at the thought of a living skeleton trying to play Borderlands while a special needs child is violently masturbating behind him, dood.
#247997 to #247988 - blastwave (09/27/2012) [-]
Well, when you put it like that, Now I'm laughing my ass off. If I had one
Well, when you put it like that, Now I'm laughing my ass off. If I had one
#247987 to #247952 - swisscheesegrater ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
Apart from being ignored by my sister my day has been fairly good
#247976 to #247952 - sayonarazetsubou (09/27/2012) [-]
I've had my share of awkward moments with retards. It's not that I dislike them, I'm just really uncomfortable around them. Maybe, just that one time, he did it just for you because he thought he could impress you.

Anyway, I'm doing great. Was just about to jump in to some anime and relax the rest of the day away.
#247973 to #247952 - randominternetguy (09/27/2012) [-]
Well... my day certainly did not involve any strangers dick stroking in my vicinity... so i'd say objectively better. On the flip side, apparently I can't post pictures anymore, so that's no fun
#247960 to #247952 - boyddamilkman (09/27/2012) [-]
I... I don't know hoe I should feel from your story.

I for one am quite good, I've been playing a lot of Borderlands... But you know... Without the dick stroking.
#248332 to #247960 - blastwave (09/27/2012) [-]
Embrace it, Boyd.
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