and you keep playing chelo. not OC. when you [ift' lolr but she keeps sucking and you keep playing chelo not OC when [ift' lolr but she keeps sucking
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#7 - captainhobnob
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User avatar #15 to #7 - raunchyftw
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Yep. This is pretty much how it feels. It just becomes too tickle(ish) and unpleasant.
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User avatar #90 to #18 - iamaniceperson
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I can hear a buzzing....
#22 - chevelleguy
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User avatar #44 to #22 - theghostrider
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Man, I lost it. Have a thumb.
#21 - Utkezabanje
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When she leans for the kiss after the blowjob.
When she leans for the kiss after the blowjob.
User avatar #25 to #21 - zzaugostinozz
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So your saying you wouldn't give yourself a blowjob if it was possible to do so?..... faggot
#26 to #25 - Utkezabanje
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I certainly wouldn't cum in my face. Das gay mane.
I certainly wouldn't cum in my face. Das gay mane.
User avatar #57 to #21 - enigmaticspirit
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Have a soda on hand for her to drink after before she kisses you. Something about the fact its bubbly makes me feel like her mouth's cleaner and makes me have no prob with kissing.
User avatar #28 to #21 - September
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this is pretty funny

but its a deal breaker for me if a guy wont kiss after giving him head I find it disrespectful and prudish
#49 to #28 - DrPeppir
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#29 to #28 - Utkezabanje
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I will give a kiss but after she wipes her lips...pic related kinda.
#31 to #29 - September
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I respect your choices, but we would never work out my friend
#32 to #31 - Utkezabanje
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Oh come on you wouldn't expect me to eat my own juices off your lips, would you? Take a **** on my chest while you're at it!
User avatar #34 to #32 - September
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I dont know what kind of blowjobs you get, but when I give them the ejaculate is gone down my throat in an instant. never even makes it to my lips (deepthroat ftw) and if in the heat of the moment you told me to wipe my lips, id be offended.

But hey everyone has different comfort levels and its totally fine what you like and dont like. its all personal
User avatar #35 to #34 - Utkezabanje
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I wouldn't tell you it's just that if there is any of it left it's kinda normal to wipe it off before kissing... Depends on how the partner feels and what kind of a finish she wants...
#37 to #35 - September
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yeah, its common courtesy to make sure its all gone before a kiss, I 100% agree with that. But thats assuming the girl isnt being sloppy, if she came in for kiss cum lipped id tell her to wipe too
#39 to #37 - Utkezabanje
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Thank you. I bet you give great blowjobs.
#41 to #39 - September
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Thank you haha
#53 to #41 - conebonesixtynine
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We're talking about just lip to lip kisses here right? cause i never did nor wanted to go full on french after releasing my coke n mentos mix.

Also What about pubes? i find it unpleasing and if do i assume most women also despise that i guess.
User avatar #58 to #53 - September
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uhm, I wouldnt like to force my tongue on someone after that, I know its freaky to most guys so Im happy with just a peck, but bonus points if youre comfortable enough for french (usually youre tired after though and would rather cuddle than make out)

pubes are a matter of personal opinion just like most grooming. I like men to trim because I find body hair sexy (its manly) but keeping it in control is just nice to your partner. As for me, I prefer 100% shaved/waxed on women/myself. but everyones different
User avatar #62 to #58 - conebonesixtynine
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Yup, that answers a lot of questions, i guess going french once or twice wouldn't kill me.

Yeah i understand you, going full shave down there makes it look weird cause the rest of your legs are filled with hair and it looks like a hairless crater, not shexy.

So what are your pet peeves? i mean, you look pretty understandable about this whole ordeal and it seems that you have a lot of knowledge so would you mind sharing?
User avatar #65 to #62 - September
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yeah no problem, Ill answer questions you have. I dont mind sharing becuase I'm a pretty open person and I feel like guys dont usually have many outlets for learning these things because porn doesn't count and asking a girl can in person can be weird. so fire away!
User avatar #73 to #65 - conebonesixtynine
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coolio.
So what are you limits and what are your ¨How about no¨ things in sex?
Do you think sex is better with or without condoms?
What do you think is the weirdest thing a guy could do during sex?
Thank you for asking my questions
User avatar #80 to #73 - September
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sex is better without condoms for sure. the weirdest thing a guy could do during sex... hmm that really could be a wide range of unusual things, maybe something more specific. also limits vary person to person so it really depends on the girl
User avatar #91 to #80 - conebonesixtynine
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I know this is something that is different from girl to girl but, what are the other sensitive parts of the female body that guys just forget that exist during sex?
Do you prefer if the guy initiates the sexual interaction or do you like to start it?
Do girls get used to anal over time or is it always unpleasant?
God i feel dumb.
User avatar #95 to #91 - September
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hmm, I would say breasts, theyre not just beautiful, they also feel really nice when given attention like sucking, rubbing, massaging etc. if you can rub her clit while shes ontop thats a sure to please move. a lot of women really like the tease, so kissing her neck is a huge turn on. I prefer it when he initiates because it makes me feel desired, but I also enjoy initiating time to time. Ive never tried anal before so I really have no clue on that one
#123 to #95 - tsukaza
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You accidentally replied to me instead of conebonesixtynine there.
Th reason you can't reply is because funnyjunk had a reply limit, you can guess the limit by the amount of lines... roughly.
User avatar #102 to #95 - conebonesixtynine
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Really? so the lower back isn't that sensitive? or the feet? i always thought those places were more just as sensitive as the breasts.
Do you find spanking to be something that gives pleasure? if you have done it of course ._.
What do you think are the most common mistakes guys do while getting a blowjob?
#109 to #102 - tsukaza
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What I forgot to add to my comment: You best ask beforehand though.
#108 to #102 - tsukaza
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Replying about September's comment underneath this about the end.
If she's a more submissive type and you think you'll like it... there's also a chance she'll like the whole hand on head / pushing her head down thing. though, as mentioned before... differs from person to person
User avatar #122 to #108 - September
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I cant reply to you anymore for some reason. but anyway, i think theres a lot of people who find feet attractive but im just not one of them. I like dirty talk during sex, nothing raunchy like in porn, it has to be genuine and tasteful like a few oh yes's when things are hitting you just right, or telling your partner what you like. but i dont like dirty talk like "oh yeah you like that you whore" anything like that is a turn off, just things that vocalize the enjoyment of the time or the lust you feel "i want you to bad right now" "that feels so damn amazing"

be clean!! make sure youre showered and clean before she goes down, its a huge deal. other than that im not sure, if shes not sure what to do telling her what you like helps
User avatar #103 to #102 - September
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lower back is nice to be touched but i wouldnt consider it an intimate area. feet are big turn off for me so id hate it if my lover touched my feet. thats just me though. spanking i think would be pretty fun if done right and didnt hurt (ive never done it though) unless you mean a one hand slap on the bum during intercourse which is incredibly hot and i love it. the most common mistake i think is taking too long to finish, guys never know how long to last and although being a two pump chump isnt impressive, if you make her do it for too long her neck starts to get sore and it turns into a real chore. I think around 5 minute is a good length no longer than 10 because it gets hard to keep the rhythm up. a less common but worse mistake is pushing her head down, never do it, it interferes with what shes doing and usually causes choking or discomfort
User avatar #120 to #103 - conebonesixtynine
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ok, noted. weird, i always thought of women feet as something sexy, i guess thats just me and Tarantino then ._.

Do you think is sexy to have dirty talk during sex?
what could i do to make the whole blowjob thingy more pleasant for my girl? any advice on that?
#94 to #91 - tsukaza
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About the anal thing... My girlfriend orgasms from it.... So there are more options than just "get used to it" or "always unpleasant"
User avatar #96 to #94 - September
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probably different girl to girl depending on her receptability to it, but im sure if shes open to trying it would eventually become pleasurable
#113 to #96 - tsukaza
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Of course, if it's not wanted by either of you then it can be easily skipped. I'd just say to give it a shot if either of you ever wants it... at least once. Or as my girlfriend says... "Try it at least twice". though, it's not like I was gonna give her a choice about trying anal for the second time with me
User avatar #118 to #113 - September
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yeah try everything once and the good things twice
#105 to #96 - tsukaza
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As a guy who's tried an anal toy twice I can say that just defecating and wiping well works good enough. Though, I have heard that enemas work best if you're scared of that. I'd suggest to at least try it out with whoever you're with now / whoever you get with next that you trust, at least then you know if you like it or not.
I also suggest to try it maybe twice within maybe a week if no "problems" arise the first time.
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yeah ive heard of enemas, id have to be really comfortable with my partner, my boyfriend now has been with me for around a year but im still not there yet, i think comfort is the biggest stepping stone to trying it (also he hasnt mentioned it once so its not on the hotplate)
#99 to #96 - tsukaza
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Yes, it's most obviously different from girl to girl.... I'm just saying my girlfriend has orgasmed from it since almost the start of trying it. Bad reasons the first time didn't go so well.
but she's had a good time every other time after that. It really depends on the person (even males). Some find it intolerable, some annoying, some just tolerate it, some get turned on by it, some get extremely turned on by it and orgasm and I've heared of some girls & guys not being able to orgasm without something up their arse one way or another.
User avatar #100 to #99 - September
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Im reluctant to try it for the reason that im scared of there being a mess. anything that would turn it from fun to a gross chore to clean up scares me like crazy, I wouldnt want to put an image in my lovers head that he could never unsee
#87 to #80 - tsukaza
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I think he's asking about your limits and "How about no" things... personally.
User avatar #89 to #87 - September
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yeah im just not sure if its an innocent request for knowledge or he just wants some dirty info on me
User avatar #107 to #89 - conebonesixtynine
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Innocent request dudette, i'm not that bad, then again i'm not that good, but i'm definetly not a sick sick sicko.
User avatar #119 to #107 - September
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haha no worries, just something i think about when im asked personal things online, but i said i was open to it so i invited it in
User avatar #111 to #107 - September
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haha yeah i guessed that, thats why i kept answering
User avatar #116 to #111 - conebonesixtynine
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Besides i'm not even from the USA and I'm pretty sure i'm the only Funnyjunker from my country so don't think i'm trying to woo you into a long distance relationship or anything
#93 to #89 - tsukaza
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Either way, you said you'd indulge him, right?
User avatar #97 to #93 - September
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you have a point
#101 to #97 - tsukaza
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It may also be a way of innocent requests..... If he innocently requests from many girls he gets... How to put this... Data? Eventually some things will keep appearing and he'll know what seems to work on "average", even if it changes from person to person.
User avatar #59 to #28 - nigeltheoutlaw
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Wait, would you dump a dude right there if he refused to kiss you after a blowjob? That's ice cold.
User avatar #63 to #59 - September
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no, I would voice my opinion though. It has happened to me with someone I was getting to know and not really dating but seeing. he refused and I told him how I felt about it and that it made me feel rejected and dirty after I had done something generous for him. We disagreed and that was it, it was a deal breaker, I understand different levels of comfort on sexual activity but I cant work with someone who wont try to compromise, especially on something as intimate and vital to a relationship as kissing. I dont want to feel dirty or repulsive after something thats supposed to be fun and for his benefit
User avatar #54 to #28 - nigeltheoutlaw
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I never kiss a girl after she gives me head. It's gross, and I don't expect her to do it after I eat her out.
#55 to #54 - September
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thats fine, everyones different
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I think it's just because I feel that things that come out of me should not come back inside, regardless of what it is.
User avatar #60 to #56 - September
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thats understandable, I know some people that despise needles because something going in them makes them extremely uncomfortable. I personally would feel rejected by my partner if he wouldnt kiss me and thats what I dont like about it
User avatar #64 to #60 - nigeltheoutlaw
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For this and your other comment, I see where you're coming from, and after reading your other comments on how the ejaculate isn't in your mouth then I'd probably acquiesce if my girl was like you. I have a similar deal breaker with anal sex, though for different reasons.
User avatar #67 to #64 - September
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see I feel like the biggest thing is just being open to try, even if its weird right away or takes some time, just being open to something that means a lot to your partner is useful in every aspect of a relationship. what do you mean anal? like youd never be comfortable trying it?
#72 to #67 - nigeltheoutlaw
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I did it most of the time with this girl I was in love with, but only because I was in love with her. It disgusted me, but I feel like you have to make concessions occasionally. People do a lot of things to make their partner happy, even if they don't like them.

No, I mean it's a deal breaker if my girl doesn't want to have anal sex (and I'm not talking on Christmas and my birthday, I mean frequently), though like I said my reasons are different. I can live without a lot of my preferred sexual proclivities, but that is not one of them.
#76 to #72 - September
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yeah for sure, and for most women blowjobs are purely for their partners enjoyment. hmm ive never heard of that before, how has impacted your dating life? like im sure most women havent tried it before so bringing it up that its a dealbreaker must bring on some awkward conversations
#86 to #76 - nigeltheoutlaw
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I think oral sex from either gender is usually only for their partner's enjoyment, not their own. Genitals and bodily fluids aren't exactly a delicacy.

It's limited my choices quite a bit to be honest, and it's ruined several sexual relationships. I haven't dated a girl who wouldn't try it (I was the first time any of them did anal) since I'm usually the dominant one in the relationship, but trying is very different from doing it more than that once. I don't immediately break up with a girl if she's hesitant to do it more, but if she outright says she won't do it again then I will tell her that we're sexually incompatible since it's something that I need in my sex life for reasons that I don't entirely understand.
#88 to #86 - September
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personally I really enjoy it, I find it really sexy, and Im a huge fan of pleasing my partner so those combined make me really enjoy it, I think there are a lot more men who genuinely enjoy eating pussy than women who enjoy sucking dick (taking on strait relationships because thats the only thing i have experience in) so it can be gratifying for the giver as well as the receiver.

yeah i could see that being a pretty speedbump to get over but im sure it would make you understand my need to be kissed after going down, its sexual compatibility. im glad you give them a shot to try it and try to make it work as it would be a difficult thing to start doing, as long as your patient youll find a girl who is willing to make it happen
#92 to #88 - nigeltheoutlaw
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Well, I don't enjoy the act itself (even when it tastes good it doesn't taste good), but watching my partner be pleased is extremely arousing, so I do enjoy that aspect of it, but it really depends on the vagina.   
   
I do understand it after equating it to my unique sexual condition, and if a girl explained it as such then I would consent, even if it was gross. That probably won't happen any time soon with the mentality of most of the girls I've met. The best I got was a girl who did it once, maybe twice a month, which wasn't satisfying at all, and she was a super dedicated partner. Perhaps it's fate to remain unsatisfied.
Well, I don't enjoy the act itself (even when it tastes good it doesn't taste good), but watching my partner be pleased is extremely arousing, so I do enjoy that aspect of it, but it really depends on the vagina.

I do understand it after equating it to my unique sexual condition, and if a girl explained it as such then I would consent, even if it was gross. That probably won't happen any time soon with the mentality of most of the girls I've met. The best I got was a girl who did it once, maybe twice a month, which wasn't satisfying at all, and she was a super dedicated partner. Perhaps it's fate to remain unsatisfied.
User avatar #98 to #92 - September
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well im assuming youre probably fairly young, <25 ish range because im only 20. and women need their sexuality to catch up to yours, as you get older and the women you date get older it will get easier and easier to introduce as they become more liberated and curious
User avatar #104 to #98 - nigeltheoutlaw
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I'm 19 and 20 in a couple of months, but it is fairly young. Several of the girls I've been with had me as their first kiss so they didn't have any sexual experience and were hesitant to try anything that wasn't what they considered "normal" sex, so I'm sure that didn't help. I do like older women and have dated a few, but even they weren't very sexually adventurous, though they were only three to five years older so maybe it wasn't enough. I also have a baby face, so macking on older girls usually makes me seem like a cocky high schooler than anything.
User avatar #106 to #104 - September
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dont worry, itll get easier. older women that go for younger men arent the norm so when the majority of the girls you come into contact with get more experience theyll open up more, i think dating is a numbers game, gotta try a few to see what you like. and with a specific requirement like that it will take a little more dating so just be patient, once youre in your 20's with adventurous other 20 year olds more women will be inclined to at least try to enjoy it
User avatar #112 to #106 - nigeltheoutlaw
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Yeah, I've noticed that. Girls seem to want older guys, which is a bummer. I'm sure they will be, but sifting through women only to be disappointed is frustrating to say the least, and I sure as hell don't want to wait a few more years for my peers to get bored of normal sex enough to try other things. sux2suck
User avatar #115 to #112 - September
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yeah its too bad you couldnt have a compromise, to fulfill yourself until other people catch up, but i guess a lot of people go through abstinence and unsatisfied periods of their life so its not unusual
User avatar #117 to #115 - nigeltheoutlaw
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Yeah, it's probably inevitable when you have such specific needs.
User avatar #121 to #117 - September
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yeah, but a lot of people go through it just becuase, its very normal to go through a funk or phase where nothing happens. a lot of my girlfriends do it when one night stands start making them feel like ****
User avatar #47 to #28 - fishinyourface
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I agree, it's the least you could do to say thank you. Is it too much to ask for an affectionate thank you?
User avatar #48 to #47 - September
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yeah absolutely, its showing appreciation and affection after your partner did something generous for you
#30 to #28 - dehnoobshow
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I'd still kiss, assuming that she understands I don't wanna taste my own stuff and made sure to properly swallow.   
 I'm an oddball. I wouldn't even mind if her mouth was full of it. The joys of being Beta are few, but glorious.
I'd still kiss, assuming that she understands I don't wanna taste my own stuff and made sure to properly swallow.
I'm an oddball. I wouldn't even mind if her mouth was full of it. The joys of being Beta are few, but glorious.
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women usually dont keep it around for the flavor, its gone in an instant especially if you deep throat. I think thats a very fair deal
#36 to #33 - dehnoobshow
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Never got a deep throat.
Obviously you know more than I ever could about that subject.
#42 to #36 - September
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haha all in good time my friend
#51 to #42 - dehnoobshow
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That's a really nice thing to wish on someone, thank you.
I wish you multiple orgasms in one *******.
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o gods im dying inside. Dont know why i find this so funny
User avatar #27 to #21 - friednazi
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The least you can do in return is kiss her man
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#16 - drummerperson
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>"chelo"
#61 to #16 - berkut
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Nobody should misspell cello. A damm fine instrument deserves the best.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT3SBzmDxGk Talking about Cellos makes me think of this .
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i love 2cellos!
#19 to #4 - EdwardNigma
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**** ***** that was cool as ****.
**** ***** that was cool as ****.
#6 to #4 - mygreetings
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thank you for linking that
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WHEN YOU NUT AND SHE STILL SUCKIN
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