Goofy is the only classic Disney character
who has had sex.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn' t adopted, he looks just like him,
Goofy... has had sex,
Goofy... has known a woman biblically.
Imagine what it must' looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the
night, drenched in sweat.