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alone and horny

itube me
abs 21
awalk through an abandoned school
of animals around but that' s it
alone
horny as ****
awalk into an old bathroom
of dudes inside taking *****
wit
horny
sheltered spot
jacking it
out some tissues
**** here it comes
cumming
t stop
intense orgasm
sit' s like a mix between taking a piss that' s been postponed for 20 hours and an orgasm after having your dick sucked for 3 hours
stop
iterum all over the walls
eeverything is covered in thick layers of cum
swage up
4230 AM
ithout lights on
sthere' s cum all over my blanket and sheets
Iterate
I' m never going to skip masturbating for a week ever again.
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Submitted: 06/11/2014
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#4 - nippletwisterism (06/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Why is it not being mentioned that the best orgasm this guy has ever had was in a ROM full of dudes taking ***** ?
#1 - missionamp (06/12/2014) [-]
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#6 - rockergamer ONLINE (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
After at least 5 days fapless i start having lewd dreams. The more days that go on the worse it gets.

Internet porn has truly spoiled us.
#20 - mikepetru (06/12/2014) [-]
>Be with girl in bedroom
>Kissing my neck
>Takes off my pants
>Begs me to **** her
>I ask if she has a condom
>She says no
>I say "No way, then. Too risky."
>Wake up
>MFW practicing safe sex prevented me from having a wet dream
User avatar #13 - toosexyforyou (06/12/2014) [-]
>First semester of college
>3 dudes, 1 room
>Barely ever jerk off and when I do it's in the bathroom across the hall
>Have dream one morning that I'm taking a piss
>Feels so good
>Feels like I'm pissing my pants
>Don't care, let it all out
>Wake up, see that I might have actually pissed myself
>It was cum

Everything went better than expected. I ain't no bedwetter.
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/12/2014) [-]
So my bro is doing Navy ROTC and this is his story after his first year at college:
>doing a work out where you dont fap for as long as possible
>build up testosterone so your work outs are more effective
>hasnt came in fifteen days
>goes to a party. ends up getting his dick sucked
>his words, not mine "it was nine pumps full of jizz"
>Girl starts chocking. Two swallows
>Yells "what the **** KID!?"
>"sorry... it's... been a while"
>"YEAH! no **** . i can tell"
User avatar #16 - captainpooters (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i'm amazed that there are ppl who can actually not fap for over a week
User avatar #7 - beatyea (06/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
WHEN I WAS YOUNG I DIDNT FAP FOR A WEEK AND I LIKED MINECRAFT ALOT SO I HAD MY FIRST WET DREAM ABOUT MINECRAFT SOMEHOW
#10 to #9 - coughingboss (06/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18 - linguisticsexplain (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Decided today that I am going to try for two weeks without. Wish me luck.
#25 - newzalaman (06/12/2014) [-]
You know you haven't had sex in a long time, when you see yourself fapping instead of having sex in your wet dreams.
#14 - crazylance (06/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
After having fapped 4 times one after another, I simply stopped jizzing and was just writhing about in orgasmic throes and I realized, that fapping is purely optional.
Whence in the past I'd use to say that I'm a chronic fapper and that it was a issue I had to correct, I realized how pointless it is. I used to think of porn and think that such intense sex has gotta feel real good. Now I just think, why would I waste my time doing that?

And that's how I significantly reduced my urge to fap.
User avatar #2 - xgrandmoffx (06/12/2014) [-]
I may have seen this before, but I still laughed.
#27 - Anonymousplz (06/12/2014) [-]
>Basic Training week 7
>Feeling Horny
>Try jerking in barracks bathroom
>No avail...
>Go to sleep
>Have hardcore dream about horses
>Awesome feeling
>Woken up by scream dill sergeant
>Spandex PT underwear stuck to pubes
>Forced to do PT ripping out all pubic hairs cum has touched
>MFW
#21 - senseofpurpose (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
> having your dick sucked for 3 hours
> implying OP is not a virgin
> implying OP knows how that feels

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#28 to #21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/12/2014) [-]
Try harder.
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