all the time

.. You run like a black man.. with a purple dildo?

I think the qwop picture more accurately depicts how I would run in both situations.

I still have nightmares like these, including the ones where you are punching someone but they just laugh it off. I feel like a wet noodle versus a fork

How I run

I wish his legs would qwop-erate

I can't punch people in my dreams. It just doesn't work.

All my nightmares are of falling.
And I always wake up before I hit the ground.

>How I run in nightmares.

I fucking hate whenever I get into a fight in my dreams it's like my arms turn to jello because I try to hard to swing at 'whoever', but due to sleep paralysis I can barely move and end up getting my ass kicked, IN MY OWN DREAM. Like what kind of shit is that?

I once had a dream about being chased by a slenderman with Downs Syndrome. It had a really pudgy face and was talking in a tardy manner

How I run in real life
I don't

I run in real life

Similar for me... I just run in slow motion and like there's really low gravity. It's how I know when I'm dreaming now though so it's all good.

Every time I have a nightmare, I seem to conquer it. One dream went like this:
>Searching through dark cellar, the one you'd make in the 1940's with rock walls
>With girlfrend (Shoulda realized it was a dream then)
>Hearing clicks like from Last of Us
>Turn on flashlight and look in corner
>Jeepers Creepers (Not the ones from Minecraft)
>She bolts up the stairs and through open doors
>Try to run up the stairs, get caught by Jeepers and he wraps his wings around me
>Bitch slap the fucker
>He hisses at me and I slap him again
>He releases me and I fly away, bringing girlfriend
>Wake up

All of my nightmares are of my friends turning on me and killing me and, rarely, me killing them.