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#1 - doujinshi

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(01/14/2014)[-]

.. You run like a black man.. with a purple dildo?

#29 to #1 - fedegon

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(01/14/2014)[-]

He's gotta get the **** outta there!
From now on, I'm calling dildos as *****.

#45 to #1 - misticalz

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(01/14/2014)[-]

It's a baton for shuttle races.

#52 to #1 - goodmourning

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(01/14/2014)[-]

it's a baton you pleb

#2 to #1 - andreweasley

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(01/14/2014)[-]

**andreweasley rolled a random comment #4682218 posted by donor at Click an item and pick it up ** :

I knew it

Yes I do!~

#14 to #2 - Shole

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#86 to #1 - xolotyl**User deleted account**

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(01/15/2014)[-]

You don't?
What are you gay?

#77 to #1 - sylvanio

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(01/15/2014)[-]

That's a baton, thanks.

#76 to #1 - cacachaud

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(01/15/2014)[-]

your mom do other thing with purple dildo

#49 to #1 - gayboard

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(01/14/2014)[-]

Well you would know

#41 to #1 - harrisonfordor

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(01/14/2014)[-]

I swear these objects don't show up in the picture until people make these comments...

#33 to #1 - ningyoaijin#355 on commentsRank#355

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(01/14/2014)[-]

I read your comment, scrolled back up, and just said "yep."

#20 to #1 - komandantmirkoo#342 on commentsRank#342

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(01/14/2014)[-]

nope, like a black man who stole a purple dildo

#8 to #1 - anon id: ee919fe0

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(01/14/2014)[-]

This image was flagged 01/14/2014

#38 to #1 - tehbestever

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(01/14/2014)[-]

anime pussy

#39 to #38 - doujinshi

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(01/14/2014)[-]

Where?

#66 to #38 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

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(01/14/2014)[-]

where

#15 - colgan

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(01/14/2014)[-]

#69 to #15 - Minnesota

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(01/14/2014)[-]

#18 to #15 - ragdollomg

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(01/14/2014)[-]

holy **** i played way to much GTA SA, i can remember what that whole area next to the car driving tests looks like.

#21 to #18 - wizi

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(01/14/2014)[-]

bitch, I remember the whole ******* map, that's how much I've played...

speaking of which, I should install it again...

#22 to #21 - ragdollomg

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(01/14/2014)[-]

i still have it on my old xbox.
and i have it on steam.
so i have no reason not to play it.

i need to find a mod that makes it look as good as some of the recent GTA's assuming there is one because while it's an old game i still would like to see someone revamp it.

#5 - jasonseagull

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(01/14/2014)[-]

I think the qwop picture more accurately depicts how I would run in both situations.

#7 to #5 - leglesslegolegolas

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(01/14/2014)[-]

I like mine better

#11 to #7 - eddymolly

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(01/14/2014)[-]

#13 - bistorodo

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(01/14/2014)[-]

I still have nightmares like these, including the ones where you are punching someone but they just laugh it off. I feel like a wet noodle versus a fork

#79 to #13 - ipartywithpedobear

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(01/15/2014)[-]

that's because when you are in REM, you are completely relaxed and become paralyzed, meaning your mind is reacting but the body can't.

This is the same reason you can't scream or run in a dream when you're trying to.

you body is essentially in a coma, and you can't do anything physically, so it doesn't happen in the dream either.

#72 to #13 - chezburgadominator

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(01/15/2014)[-]

I thought I was alone. It made me get up and go to the gym the next day.

#16 to #13 - kharjo

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(01/14/2014)[-]

I thought I was weird to be having those dreams! I'm glad to see I'm not the only one

#55 to #16 - tittentei

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(01/14/2014)[-]

I think it's called an anxiety dream.

#65 to #13 - superintrovert

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(01/14/2014)[-]

The one where your arm feels like marshmallow trying to stop a train?

#36 - kebabman

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(01/14/2014)[-]

How I run

#57 to #36 - moevleboevle

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(01/14/2014)[-]

I usually double tap it or is holding down **** meanwhile

#9 - theannoyingFJguy

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(01/14/2014)[-]

I wish his legs would qwop-erate

#40 - frutus

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(01/14/2014)[-]

I can't punch people in my dreams. It just doesn't work.

#42 to #40 - justmedude

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(01/14/2014)[-]

Same, it's so annoying.

#43 to #42 - frutus

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(01/14/2014)[-]

I remember when I was younger, I dreamt about riding my green bike (representing my favourite football(soccer) team). I had two friends with the same bikes, and we were chased by 3 guys on their red bikes (our rivals). I said "**** it" and went to smack that ******, but as soon as my hand was within a millimeter of his face, it just stopped and didn't accomplish anything.

#80 to #40 - ipartywithpedobear

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(01/15/2014)[-]

It's because your body is paralyzed while you're in REM, this is the same reason why you can't scream or run in a dream.

#70 to #40 - arialynx

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(01/15/2014)[-]

I'm glad I'm not the only one. I've only been able to throw a decent punch in a dream once (knocked that ************ out, too).

#63 to #40 - ltbuttstrong

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(01/14/2014)[-]

You're incapable of punching in a dream. Throwing works fine though.

#30 - include

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(01/14/2014)[-]

#68 to #30 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

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(01/14/2014)[-]

#44 - spartderkakus

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(01/14/2014)[-]

All my nightmares are of falling.
And I always wake up before I hit the ground.

#46 to #44 - zonryu

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(01/14/2014)[-]

what did you do to be cursed with that god-forsaken colour?

#78 to #46 - spartderkakus

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(01/15/2014)[-]

Create good OC.

#88 to #78 - xolotyl**User deleted account**

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(01/15/2014)[-]

Now it's like Halloween

#81 to #44 - ipartywithpedobear

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(01/15/2014)[-]

from what i've heard, it's because of the fact that your body clentches up bracing for impact, shocking you out of deep sleep, and waking you.

#54 to #44 - imalex

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(01/14/2014)[-]

its a good sign that your body is growing ive heard

#17 - AlexPaincakes

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(01/14/2014)[-]

I ******* hate whenever I get into a fight in my dreams it's like my arms turn to jello because I try to hard to swing at 'whoever', but due to sleep paralysis I can barely move and end up getting my ass kicked, IN MY OWN DREAM. Like what kind of **** is that?

#28 to #17 - privatepumpanickel

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(01/14/2014)[-]

I always have sleep paralysis, especially when i'm stressed in real life.

#24 to #17 - thebrownydestroyer**User deleted account**

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(01/14/2014)[-]

Damn I used to keep going into sleep paralysis when I was a kid and I can tell you that trying to fight is better than running. Due to me not being able to tell if I was in a dream or not I would often run, lean to the side because of the floppy effect dreams have, and smash my skull on a wall, kncoking myself out.