alfred whats this suit i found. how do you know if someone with altziemers is tryin to chat you up? "do i come here often?". I' m gonna hang a Batman  to the batmobile

alfred whats this suit i found

how do you know if someone with altziemers is tryin to chat you up?
"do i come here often?"

I' m gonna hang
a Batman outfit
in my closet
just to screw
with myself
when I get
Alzheimer' s.
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User avatar #1 - fezzo (08/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
"When I get Alzheimers"

Way to stay positive on your later years OP
User avatar #6 - Drumachine (08/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
my nan has alzheimers. i hope it doesn't run in the family because my nan has it aswell.
#17 - SeymoreButs (08/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Had to re-read that for a second. I thought you were talking about something else.
#16 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
you must have alzheimers already cause this is a repost and people keep thumbing it
User avatar #28 - caucasianblackbear (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This post made me feels. When I visited my great grandmother with alzheimers shortly before she passed, she insisted repeatedly that I loved batman. This is despite the fact that I've never been an avid super hero fan. Later realized that she kept a photograph of me with a batman figurine in my hand on her nightstand for years.
#31 - hexadecimated (08/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#27 - spidurman (08/06/2014) [-]
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#15 - markin (08/06/2014) [-]
We know, you've already said that.
User avatar #30 - hexadecimated (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I may have alzheimers, but at least I don't have alzheimers.
User avatar #34 to #30 - thetaxman (08/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #5 - gameshredder (08/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What if you forget what Batman is?
User avatar #38 - tinglyturtletaint (08/06/2014) [-]
I like to imagine that someone out there with Alzheimers and forgot that animals can't talk, like they remember seeing animals talk in movies, but forget that it's fake. So they always try to have conversations with their dog, and get pissed because they think it's just being a dick.

"Hey do you want to go for a walk?"
-Dog silence-
"Do you want to go for a walk!?"
-Dog silence-
" **** you too then asshole, I'll just go by myself."
User avatar #11 - shinynothing (08/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I used to call Alzheimer's Alltimers
User avatar #25 to #11 - mcqwark (08/06/2014) [-]
I use to call it Oldtimers
User avatar #26 - talonwooten (08/06/2014) [-]
"If I go crazy then will you still call me Super Batman?"
User avatar #46 - undeadmaus ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
Plot twist, you won't remember who Batman is.
User avatar #35 - skrynox (08/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What if you forget who Batman is and what proper dress etiquette looks like and assume it's just your Sunday best?
User avatar #13 - ROFL (08/05/2014) [-]
how are you going to remember who batman is ?
User avatar #12 - thingexplain (08/05/2014) [-]
That's not how it works, man. You have to get someone else to hang it for you. Mention it to them once, and never speak of it again. Alzheimers is like having all of your memories turned into a deck of cards; every moment you're awake, you draw a new hand. The worse it is, the smaller and more disparate your hand is. But if you spend the next sixty years with a batman outfit in your closet, odds are you'll always remember the batman outfit.
User avatar #22 - killmani (08/06/2014) [-]
By the time that would happen you wouldn't know who batman is
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User avatar #2 - sabdoor (08/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
And then you'll say "Where do I live?"
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