Get lots of munchies and spread them around the house at key juncture points like around couches, chairs, beds, and floors etc. Funyuns and Cactus Cooler are among the ideal danks.

Record or download some funny shit to watch. I suggest stuff like Whitest Kids U Know, South Park, anything on Adult Swim, even the Discovery Channel.

Dim the lights around the house. Not to dark that you are stumbling around, but enough that there is not any strain put on the eyes.

Have some music playing. Rasta, house, classic rock, electronic. It all depends on your preferences, just make sure the music is soothing and trippy.

If you are smoking, setup some trash bins around the house because there is the chance you can puke, but it is not that common. Just take precaution

Cool, any tips on how to actually smoke it? I heard that you have to inhale from the throat and that you shouldn't smoke and then drink. Had any situations where you drank and then smoked or the other way around? Because we might drink some shit before smoking. Also, how can I convince a girl of smoking, I'm gonna invite like 18 people to my house, like 11 dudes and 7 girls, most of the girls are not sure if they wanna come because there will be "drugs" and shit, but it's just weed, and not even the bad one, we are getting some good shit. We're getting about 8-10 grams of Silver Haze, because according to our dealer (who is one of the people coming to my place) Purple Haze is too expensive and we won't be able to buy as much and some people might not get the chance to blaze it.

Pic very related, that's the shit we're getting

Well, it all depends on what you are going to smoke out of.
Bong,joint, vap, piece, other? Tell me how you plan on doing it.

By drink, I assume you mean alcohol. It's called being crossfaded. The side effects are that you will probably be a lot stupider (which is the point) and you increase the chances of nausea and puking. Do both in moderation! Consuming too much of both too fast could result in severe light sensitivity which could give you intense migraines which would result in a very bad trip!

It really doesn't matter what the strain of cannabis is called, it all depends on how it was grown and what the final product is. You can grow your own plant in a dumpster and call it Alaskan Thunder-Fuck to make people think it's the dankest shit around. Basic ways to tell if it is good are colors (green is healthy/fresh, brown is old/schwag), hairs ( lots of orange-ish strands sticking out all over), crystals (good weed is covered in what would appear to be tiny sugar granulars), stickiness (not to dry and not to wet). Of course, experience plays the biggest role because then you can actually base your analysis off previous experiences. If it look like the stuff in the pic, then you should have a fun time! =)

As for those who are unsure of smoking, do not pressure them! Tell them what I have told you, but do not belittle their choice! Pressuring someone into getting high could cause anxiety and a bad time for that person which will only make them hate doing it. Let them ease there way into it while you provide a relaxing, chill atmosphere.

Before I forget, weed and alcohol can and will make you horny as fuck. So be sure to get some protection beforehand and have it ready if things get hot and heavy. You'll be thanking me when you're not a ditems!

I'm telling the guys that are really interested on it that we should roll 2 blunts like this <<<

Well, that's what I told all the guys at school today, because I made some research on the subject and we agreed not to buy to much alcohol, originally we were going to buy a rum bottle and a vodka bottle, but now that twice as much people are going to my house we'll buy twice as much (2 rum bottle and 2 vodka bottles).

Well, I'll just ask them to take a hit, and if they say not, they're free to stay or go or whatever they wanna do. It's also really cool that it makes people horny, I'm trying to get a girl to like me, she is really shy but shit, she is so cute I can't even masturbate to her and I'm not exactly a fucking model so she is not interested in me, but I'm pretty sure she knows I love her (It started as a joke with my friends and now I'm falling for her).

I know some shit about the strains and what makes a dank weed, dank. The guy getting us that weed showed us some pictures and it looked yellowish green and had some nugget shape so it's not some schwag, which some other guy offered us, but I rather pay more but get some dank shit.

On a side-note, when you smoke, some of the smoke is trapped in your stomach and can be released with a burp. This usually proves a hilarious antic to show off to your intoxicated friends.

Blunts sound good for your first time, though it may feel a bit harsh since it is not cooled by water like in a bong. Inhale slowly at first.
As for how you smoke, all you want to do is get the smoke into your lungs and hold it there. Holding it in your mouth or stomach won't do shit for ya. Make sure the blunt isn't to tight when you make it ( the end should glow very bright when you inhale).

Like I said, just be careful when smoking and drinking, especially with hard liquor.
Oh, and if you are doing this while certain parental units are not around, make sure you smoke where the smell will not linger!

Good luck with the female, and make sure it's consensual!

Actually I don't even wanna fuck her, I just wanna eat her out or finger her, but that won't happen. I'll use some Glade and incense regarding the smell, and my parents will be out for about 2 days so I'll be good I guess, I hope the smell doesn't stick.

Thanks for all your tips, m8

Baby steps, I respect that.
And yes, the smell does stick! Lysol the fuck out of your house when your done!

Uhmm, even if I go baby steps I'm pretty sure nothing will happen not now at least and not in a place where we can't be together, that won't happen because I'm really not close to her, at all. I really didn't notice her till a month ago, and she is shy as fuck and probably very self conscious. Also will the smell stay even after ventilating my room and using Glade and shit

You never know, dude. Anything could happen, especially since you are the host. Remember to just be your chill self.

I would personally do it outside around a fire or in a garage. Just be thorough when you clean and there shouldn't be anything to worry about.

I live in a flat, and we have almost no other place to blaze it. I guess I'll just roll my luck, I'll see if we can make an apple pipe anyways, I heard it smells and tastes appleish.

Lol, I remember my applepipe days.
Good times.

I love WKUK :D I just spent an hour or two watching them earlier.

Good to hear!
Literally one of the greatest shows ever!
I hear they're working on a movie atm, so I can't wait for that shit!