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User avatar #55217 - dubslao (02/20/2013) [-]

First, approach her slowly. Make sure she is alone and not with any friends, this occasion is special. Stand in front of her and give her your best, brightest smile without being too creepy.
Then stare her straight in the eyes, take her by the hands and slowly start caressing them.
There's a special 8 letter phrase that is the key to this whole thing.
Slowly put your hand on her hip and move in closer.
You're not going to kiss her, but move your head close to hers, and in a soft whisper, say,

"I can lift"
User avatar #55233 to #55217 - alexanderburns (02/20/2013) [-]
* "I lift."
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