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User avatar #49106 - rockmanneos (01/16/2013) [-]
>on way to work
>passing through school zone, it's 4:00 so the school zone speed limit isn't in effect
>resume going 30
>suddenly cop pulls me over
>"Sir, you were speeding, I'm going to have to write you a ticket."
>"What?! It's 4:00, the speed limit isn't 20 anymore!"
>"Sir, it was 3:55 when I pulled you over"
>pull out phone, check time
>he's right
>Godfuckingdamnit.jpg
>"Hey, I'll let you off easy and won't double the fine. But a school zone is a school zone so I *have* to give you a ticket."
>okay.jpg
>Get the ticket, finally get to work
>Boss walks up
>"Anon, I'm sorry to do this, but we don't need you anymore. Here's your last check. Have a nice life."
So FJ, now I have a $180 speeding ticket, $800 to pay for my college's payment plan, and no job to generate money.
What the fuck do I do?
User avatar #49136 to #49106 - srgDoughnut (01/17/2013) [-]
file for unemployment
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User avatar #49115 to #49106 - kimkve ONLINE (01/16/2013) [-]
Write a resume, shine up that smile, dig out those old jokes and go job hunting.... good luck bro
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