You guys aren't going to believe my issue.

I've been growing my goatee for awhile now. I am so very happy with it. And then girlfriend has a rash on her boobs. We're pretty sure it's because of my beard poking them. I am not kidding.

I don't want to lose my manly chin hair, but I will if it means boobs. But before I do, I just have to know if there's anything I can do, be it using conditioner or grooming it or some kind of shit. Anything to make my goatee softer and not hurting my beloved boobs- er, girlfriend.