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User avatar #41099 - caelinnis
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/04/2012) [-]
How do I go abut asking my bicurious friend I want to suck his schlong?
User avatar #41123 to #41099 - benfordham
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/04/2012) [-]
"Will you wrap your dick around my neck and start me like a lawnmower?"
User avatar #41103 to #41099 - ljxjlos
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(12/04/2012) [-]
I guess not using the word Schlong would be a good first Step.
User avatar #41104 to #41103 - caelinnis
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/04/2012) [-]
But where's the fun in that?
User avatar #41106 to #41104 - brainix
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/04/2012) [-]
Hey dude i wanna suck yo dick
User avatar #41108 to #41106 - caelinnis
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/04/2012) [-]
Too up-front. I wanna be able to ask him in a way that if he says no I can just brush it off and make it look a joke or something of the sort.
User avatar #41110 to #41108 - brainix
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(12/04/2012) [-]
You can if you say it like that.

">" is you, "-" is him
>Yo man l wanna suck yo dick
-...What?
>what?

Or:
>Yo man I wanna suck yo dick
-of course man <3


User avatar #41239 to #41110 - caelinnis
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/05/2012) [-]
I am back.

I end up insulting him and now he blocked me.

so that misfired.
User avatar #41287 to #41239 - brainix
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/05/2012) [-]
You're my hero

I mean, that was awesome.
But you said it over the net, i meant you should say it in person
User avatar #41320 to #41287 - caelinnis
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/06/2012) [-]
that's for someone with more balls than me.
User avatar #41115 to #41110 - caelinnis
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(12/04/2012) [-]
fuck it, yolo.

I will report back with progress
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