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    User avatar#41099 - caelinnis
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    (12/04/2012)[-]
    How do I go abut asking my bicurious friend I want to suck his schlong?
    User avatar#41123 to #41099 - benfordham
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    (12/04/2012)[-]
    "Will you wrap your dick around my neck and start me like a lawnmower?"
    User avatar#41103 to #41099 - ljxjlos
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    (12/04/2012)[-]
    I guess not using the word Schlong would be a good first Step.
    User avatar#41104 to #41103 - caelinnis
    Reply0
    (12/04/2012)[-]
    But where's the fun in that?
    User avatar#41106 to #41104 - brainix
    Reply0
    (12/04/2012)[-]
    Hey dude i wanna suck yo dick
    User avatar#41108 to #41106 - caelinnis
    Reply0
    (12/04/2012)[-]
    Too up-front. I wanna be able to ask him in a way that if he says no I can just brush it off and make it look a joke or something of the sort.
    User avatar#41110 to #41108 - brainix
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    (12/04/2012)[-]
    You can if you say it like that.

    ">" is you, "-" is him
    >Yo man l wanna suck yo dick
    -...What?
    >what?

    Or:
    >Yo man I wanna suck yo dick
    -of course man <3


    User avatar#41239 to #41110 - caelinnis
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    (12/05/2012)[-]
    I am back.

    I end up insulting him and now he blocked me.

    so that misfired.
    User avatar#41287 to #41239 - brainix
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    (12/05/2012)[-]
    You're my hero

    I mean, that was awesome.
    But you said it over the net, i meant you should say it in person
    User avatar#41320 to #41287 - caelinnis
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    (12/06/2012)[-]
    that's for someone with more balls than me.
    User avatar#41115 to #41110 - caelinnis
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    (12/04/2012)[-]
    fuck it, yolo.

    I will report back with progress
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