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    #37204 - anon id: ba9b8d5b
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    (11/15/2012)[-]
    Posting as anon due to personal paranoia;

    I'm spending the night at my boyfriends in a few days. I've spent the night once before, which was the first time we had actually done it. But this time, I really want to be sexy...I've never actually tried to be sexy before, other than wear a short school girl skirt and some boots when we messed around once or twice. But this weekend, I'm going out shopping for some sexy lingerie and stockings, which is totally out of my comfort zone as it is. But I really want to be sexy for him, because I think it will be fun for both of us...

    So I suppose my question is, how do I act really sexy when the time comes? Like, things I could say or do that would just drive him crazy? I'm not asking for tips in bed, I'm pretty confident in that aspect. I'm just talking about things I could do to be extra sexy. I've never really initiated it before, so I'm kind of wondering where to start.
    User avatar#37306 to #37204 - theseanse
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    (11/15/2012)[-]
    Soooooooocks
    User avatar#37268 to #37204 - shoryuken
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    (11/15/2012)[-]
    be sleazy and submissive
    I find it sexy
    #37210 to #37204 - JustForTheLulz
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    (11/15/2012)[-]
    Firstly, I'd say the most important part of this whole thing will be to project absolute confidence. You said this is out of your comfort zone, but if you let that show, it will ruin your plans. Make sure you buy something you feel good about yourself in, and go into it without a shred of self consciousness.

    As for acting 'sexy', it kind of comes down to what your partner likes, although the whole confidence thing is a pretty universal turn on. I'll let someone else handle this part. Good luck.
    #37241 to #37210 - tetusic
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    lol apparently, fuck confidentiality. I forgot to check the box when I replied, then didn't realize that it keeps my name when I delete a comment :P so, screw it.

    The only thing outside of my comfort zone is going out in public and buying the sexy outfit :p Everything else I am pretty sure I have in the bag.

    From a personal opinion standpoint, what do you guys find sexy?

    I know it depends what my boyfriend likes but I just want new tricks I guess c:
    #37244 to #37241 - JustForTheLulz
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    Oh, woops, I must have misunderstood. Sorry.
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