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#3632 - idonthaveapenis (06/15/2012) [-]
Hey Funnyjunk, Mormons come to my house again.. what do?
User avatar #3695 to #3632 - gravediggernalk (06/16/2012) [-]
Do what I do:
>Come to the door naked.
>Act interested in Mormonism.
>Invite them in.
>Watch happily as they run away.
#3664 to #3632 - fucktheniggers (06/15/2012) [-]
answer the door in hardcore bondage equipment and ask if they can pour hot wax on you........ works every time
#3651 to #3632 - Spectricity (06/15/2012) [-]
Ready the vat of boiling oil.
User avatar #3637 to #3632 - xxvinnehxx (06/15/2012) [-]
next time they come, answer the door naked with a pentagram drawn onto your chest
User avatar #3633 to #3632 - lemonwolf (06/15/2012) [-]
Invite them inside, they won't know what to do because they haven't gotten that far.
User avatar #3634 to #3633 - idonthaveapenis (06/15/2012) [-]
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
User avatar #3635 to #3634 - lemonwolf (06/15/2012) [-]
I'm glad you have looked into this matter sir. My comment was only to put forth a suggestion, and you have proved me wrong; that, my good man, is something to be proud of, and accomplishment.
User avatar #3636 to #3635 - idonthaveapenis (06/15/2012) [-]
You made the inside of my tummy feel like awesome. :D
User avatar #3638 to #3636 - lemonwolf (06/15/2012) [-]
Your welcome, sir :)
User avatar #3639 to #3638 - idonthaveapenis (06/15/2012) [-]
Ma'am.. c
User avatar #3640 to #3639 - lemonwolf (06/15/2012) [-]
That explains your username madam c: I see now
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