**darkthundertwotwo rolls 94** Do you want the D?

**anomypingas rolls 65** Do you evn faggot, lift?

**Strudel rolls 45** Sometimes I tickle my anus while I think about you eating excessive amounts of pudding and playing with myself.

**lolerbot rolls 390**
Please allow me to fondle your anus

**funforlife rolls 63** Hitler did nothing wrong.

**theseanse rolls 44** u want sum fuk?

DELIVER.

NOW.

your picture makes it even b etter...

**gavinchase rolls 42**
So, how are you holding up?
BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!!!

**warrenzthehero rolls 87** We've had good times. We've had bad. I know we've had a... rough patch... but I think we can make it work. Now that I've had some experience in a relationship and I've confirmed I love you more than life itself, I think I can honestly tell you:
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

hly fuck
that is... that is ingenious...

**DmOnZ rolls 82** Look... I understand that things weren't exactly the best between us before we broke it off. You wanted more passion, I didn't.... to be blunt. The thing is, I still care about you... I miss you... I miss us. I miss the way your hair smelt... I miss the way we used to cuddle up on the couch together. I know I need to work on things, but I need you to guide me, I need you to help me become the perfect man for you... please forgive the cheesiness. I can't promise that the second we get back together it'll be perfect, but I'm willing to work at if you are too.

this is the best one even if you didn't roll dubs

**DmOnZ rolls 70** Okay, I can't give up just yet.

**DmOnZ rolls 22** For christ's sake...

i have to go back to work and will get off at 130. I will deliver

**DmOnZ rolls 20** let's try one more time.

**DmOnZ rolls 1** plus this... maybe?

**DmOnZ rolls 4** plus one more...

Okay, fuck it, I give up, sorry bro.

**songemot rolls 67** What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

**wydell rolls 74** do you even lift?

**shoryuken rolls 59** do you even lift faggot?

**DasSpiel rolls 42**

**vanoreo rolls 32** Out of everyone I've ever dated you are the single greatest of them all. You are simply amazing in every way that I can't even describe. You have the longest penis I have seen in years. Do you even lift phagot?

**ghostninja rolls 65** do you even lft phagot

**ghostninja rolls 41** do you even lft phagot

*rolll 2* do you even lft phagot

**alexanderburns rolls 83** i luv u cuz u gv me butsecks

**WhattheNorris rolls 30** three strikes and I'm out

**WhattheNorris rolls 41**