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User avatar #28003 - freespeech (09/21/2012) [-]
I did what I said I would never do. Fall in love. What do I tell her?
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User avatar #28004 to #28003 - Jackimole (09/21/2012) [-]
Sounds like you need to write a god awful song, and make millions of dollars.
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User avatar #28005 to #28004 - freespeech (09/21/2012) [-]
No no... I don't want to look like a HUGE faggot. I just want to let her know how I feel, but in a brony kind of way because she said, and I quote "I want to be the derpy to your doctor whooves" (as I am a whovian)
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User avatar #28006 to #28005 - FredKrueger (09/21/2012) [-]
tell her you want to bring her back to your stable and she can ride you like a pony.
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User avatar #28007 to #28006 - freespeech (09/21/2012) [-]
Dude, that won't work. I am a big guy, and, lets see, if she lost another couple inches in height she'd be a midget.
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User avatar #28008 to #28007 - FredKrueger (09/21/2012) [-]
sizes don't determine love.
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User avatar #28009 to #28008 - freespeech (09/21/2012) [-]
I would rip her in half.
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User avatar #28010 to #28009 - FredKrueger (09/21/2012) [-]
Rip her in half then.
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User avatar #28011 to #28010 - freespeech (09/21/2012) [-]
But then she would be dead, because humans dont regenerate like Pinkie Pies do.
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User avatar #28012 to #28011 - FredKrueger (09/21/2012) [-]
Try not to rip her in half.
but seriously, you should be like, I'm completely and utterly in love with you now lets go back to my stable so you can ride me like a pony,
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User avatar #28013 to #28012 - freespeech (09/21/2012) [-]
You are a sick fuck you know that?
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User avatar #28014 to #28013 - FredKrueger (09/21/2012) [-]
I do rape children and then kill them in their dreams.
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