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User avatar #21922 - theflamingotrigger (08/22/2012) [-]
You guys, please hear me out and don't lecture me. I came here for advice because I feel like I won't be judged too harshly by my age.

I'm 14, and my boyfriend of 4 months is 15. We had sex for the 3rd time ever today. He's the only guy I've ever been with. I'm not on birth control, but we always use a condom. After we got rid of the evidence, he came up to me and told me that he thinks the condom might have broken. I asked why he thought so, and he said when he pulled out there wasn't much inside. He told me that he masturbated twice yesterday though, so the load might've just been less than normal. Also, the condom would've been leaking when he took it off, according to him. There was nothing on my bed, so don't ask. And there wasn't any slippage either, he put it on correctly.

What are the odds that the condom broke? I'm terrified. My period is due in about 2 weeks, but I need closure now. Please, please help me.
#21979 to #21922 - anonymous (08/23/2012) [-]
kids now a days
User avatar #21974 to #21922 - shiverinfootlicker (08/23/2012) [-]
I wouldn't worry until it's time to worry. Don't get yourself all worked up over something that may be nothing. It sounds like he may of just had a small load though. I know by the end of certain days, my husband is almost shooting nothing. And if any substantial amount of cum got into you, you would notice it coming out. Gravity does take over.

For future references, try the pull out method along with condoms. You can never be too safe. Also refer to my comment below on when you are fertile.
User avatar #21956 to #21922 - teoberry (08/23/2012) [-]
it's probably fine, if he fapped twice he would've had a lot less cum, plus as others said, if it leaked a bunch some would've ended up on the bed and the rip would've been noticeable. so don't sweat it, let it play out, if you're seriously worried, and ashamed get a friend you trust to get a plan b pill, and take it.
User avatar #21945 to #21922 - surfby (08/23/2012) [-]
I doubt you're pregnant. Remember you are extra fertile 14 days after your period. So your chances of not being pregnant are good, but don't rely on that.
User avatar #21948 to #21945 - theflamingotrigger (08/23/2012) [-]
My last period was about a week ago... Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
User avatar #21959 to #21948 - surfby (08/23/2012) [-]
You misunderstand, the fertile part starts 14 days after your period ends. You're fine.
User avatar #21973 to #21959 - shiverinfootlicker (08/23/2012) [-]
That is if she's on a 28 day cycle. It's usually 14 days before the first day of your next period. So if she has a 28 day cycle, then you're right with the 14 day after comment because it's about half way in between. Example: I have a 40 day cycle. So I ovulate much later in my cycle than a person with a 28 day cycle. The day a women gets her period is day one of her cycle. So I ovulate on or around day 26 of my cycle. It doesn't matter when the period ends. Why do you think women can get pregnant on their period? Some women have short cycles and long periods, so the next egg is ready to be fertilized before the last one has been flushed out.

That being said. Every woman is different. They have different cycle lengths. They are irregular. They may ovulate sooner or later than the 14 day before mark. And with this girl being only 14, she may not even be regular yet. And a 14 year old usually doesn't know her average cycle yet, or know when she ovulates.
User avatar #21967 to #21959 - theflamingotrigger (08/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #21968 to #21967 - theflamingotrigger (08/23/2012) [-]
Waitwaitwait. I'm so confused.
User avatar #21970 to #21968 - theflamingotrigger (08/23/2012) [-]
So it starts becoming fertile in about 5 days?
User avatar #21971 to #21970 - theflamingotrigger (08/23/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, I'm retarded.
User avatar #21927 to #21922 - loveyameanish (08/22/2012) [-]
If the leakage was bad enough to almost empty the condom that fast, then the tear would have been noticeable to the eye. Also it would have had to leak somewhere, and you said the bed was clean. I think you're ok on this occasion, his wanks probably did just drain him a little.

In future what you should do after you remove it is tie it in a knot at the open end like you would a balloon and give the tip a squeeze and have a look for any drips, tiny holes, etc. This will put your mind at ease about the possibility of there being a tiny hole that's not easily visible to the eye.
User avatar #21930 to #21927 - theflamingotrigger (08/22/2012) [-]
We usually flush the condom after we have sex so there's no chance of my parents finding it in my garbage. He thinks we're okay too, but I felt like he was saying that to calm me down. Thank you for calming my nerves a bit.
User avatar #21933 to #21930 - loveyameanish (08/22/2012) [-]
It only takes a second to do the tie and squeeze. So just do that real quick before you flush it, it's very reassuring.
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