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User avatar #19946 - lamarsmithgot (08/13/2012) [-]
Hey, i'm in a bit of a jam here. You see, I received a booty call from a girl i've had my eye on for a WHILE. So i'm on my way there, feeling pretty good about myself. But when i get there, I see that her semi ugly friend is there with her. What should have been a quick, nice, session became an awkward turn taking routine where I allowed her to suck me off along with the girl i was after. I normally wouldn't give half a shit and shrug it off, but now the ugly one is bragging on Facebook and people are asking what happened. I feel like a retard. Wat do?
User avatar #19974 to #19946 - minialice (08/13/2012) [-]
play dumb
User avatar #19961 to #19946 - ariscorp (08/13/2012) [-]
tell her you're a member of the prestigious gang known as the ''Crips'' and you and your gangbanging homies will pull a 187 drive-by on her if she dont stop her yapping.
User avatar #19958 to #19946 - endofgods (08/13/2012) [-]
flip it around
free threeway, say shit was crazy, dont even remember the other

or claim rape

or divert any and all questions away
#19949 to #19946 - asdfjklsemicolon (08/13/2012) [-]
who gives a fuck? you got two girls to give you head. props to you good sir
#19950 to #19949 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/13/2012) [-]
what is this... giving a head?
User avatar #20077 to #19950 - rageisfunny (08/14/2012) [-]
Blowjob...?
#19951 to #19950 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/13/2012) [-]
THIS IS SPARTAAAA
THIS IS SPARTAAAA
#19948 to #19946 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/13/2012) [-]
what is this... booty call??
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