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Hey, i'm in a bit of a jam here. You see, I received a booty call from a girl i've had my eye on for a WHILE. So i'm on my way there, feeling pretty good about myself. But when i get there, I see that her semi ugly friend is there with her. What should have been a quick, nice, session became an awkward turn taking routine where I allowed her to suck me off along with the girl i was after. I normally wouldn't give half a shit and shrug it off, but now the ugly one is bragging on Facebook and people are asking what happened. I feel like a retard. Wat do?
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minialice
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play dumb
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ariscorp
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(08/13/2012)
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tell her you're a member of the prestigious gang known as the ''Crips'' and you and your gangbanging homies will pull a 187 drive-by on her if she dont stop her yapping.
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endofgods
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flip it around
free threeway, say shit was crazy, dont even remember the other
or claim rape
or divert any and all questions away
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asdfjklsemicolon
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who gives a fuck? you got two girls to give you head. props to you good sir
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anon
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what is this... giving a head?
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rageisfunny
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Blowjob...?
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anon
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THIS IS SPARTAAAA
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anon
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what is this... booty call??
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