Hey, i'm in a bit of a jam here. You - #62268771 added by lamarsmithgot at Advice

#19946 - lamarsmithgot

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(08/13/2012) [-]

Hey, i'm in a bit of a jam here. You see, I received a booty call from a girl i've had my eye on for a WHILE. So i'm on my way there, feeling pretty good about myself. But when i get there, I see that her semi ugly friend is there with her. What should have been a quick, nice, session became an awkward turn taking routine where I allowed her to suck me off along with the girl i was after. I normally wouldn't give half a shit and shrug it off, but now the ugly one is bragging on Facebook and people are asking what happened. I feel like a retard. Wat do?

#19974 to #19946 - minialice

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(08/13/2012) [-]

play dumb

#19961 to #19946 - ariscorp

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(08/13/2012) [-]

tell her you're a member of the prestigious gang known as the ''Crips'' and you and your gangbanging homies will pull a 187 drive-by on her if she dont stop her yapping.