is this real? am i awake? because i swear i'm either asleep or drugged out of my mind.

my girlfriend is bitching at me because i just posted a new facebook picture where, according to her, i look "too sexy. girls will hit on you." and it's such a surreal thing to hear her say, because she's a model, and has sexy pics all over her facebook. and guys hit on her all the time.

i just can't wrap my head around this. i'm not even mad i'm just astounded.