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#11257 - N. Korean citizen (07/08/2012) [-]
i fapped so violent that my lava lamp fell down and broke... How should i explain to my parents?
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User avatar #11263 to #11257 - meepit (07/08/2012) [-]
Just tell them that you fell and grabbed it by reflex.
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User avatar #11268 to #11263 - littlegreenmidgets (07/08/2012) [-]
he grabbed his dick by reflex?
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User avatar #11272 to #11268 - meepit (07/08/2012) [-]
yeah but his parents dont know that he was masturbating, just that the lava lamp is broke.
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User avatar #11273 to #11272 - littlegreenmidgets (07/08/2012) [-]
How hard is it to say, you heard a crash and walked in. and it was broke?
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User avatar #11291 to #11273 - meepit (07/08/2012) [-]
Yeah, it broke by divine intervention. That'll only work if they have a cat or something, but his parents may punish it.

He can just say that he fell and grabbed it by accident.
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