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#79879
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blastwavegaming ONLINE (17 minutes ago) [-] Like a few years back I once dreams of my current school's cafeteria. When I finally got there it was an exact likeness. This isn't asking for advice but asking if anyone else had that type of dream before?
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drillaz (14 minutes ago) [-]
One time I dreamt I was laying on a bed playing with my android tablet.
Then I woke up and was like "No, I'm a poorfag, come on now."
A week later my mom pulls in some extra work hours and comes home with the tablet for me.
I didn't realize it was the exact same thing I saw until I layed down and did the exact same deja vu shit from my dream.
Then I woke up and was like "No, I'm a poorfag, come on now."
A week later my mom pulls in some extra work hours and comes home with the tablet for me.
I didn't realize it was the exact same thing I saw until I layed down and did the exact same deja vu shit from my dream.
#79877
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shabbarbie ONLINE (52 minutes ago) [-] what is Tor? my friends were talking about it and saying that it is the illegal side of the internet or something like that. like they were saying they could freely look at things like child porn or some shit.... what is it exactly?
#79874
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N. Korean citizen (1 hour ago) [-]
This person I like went to camp as of sunday, she's coming back Saturday, I really like her, what can I do to welcome her back?
#79837
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huntergriff (4 hours ago) [-] ...i called a friend of mine a fuckin' playstation fanboy over xbox live and he mutes me, yet...when he fuckin' starts randomly calling me an xbox fanboy, a fag, and tons of other demeaning shit, it's fine...
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N. Korean citizen (3 hours ago) [-]
Sorry but you're kind of being a whinny bitch here. You insulted him first, even if playfully, and he retaliated. Work it out with him in real life, because there's nothing better than face-to-face communication. Or find yourself some new friends. What are you 12?
~Anon
~Anon
#79829
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N. Korean citizen (5 hours ago) [-]
there's this girl I had a long distance relationship with and she acted being suicidal and eventually told me she was lying and that I was a waste of space. finally, a year later, she contacted me through skype and is showing huge signs of interest.
Anonymous so she doesn't see this on my profile.
Anonymous so she doesn't see this on my profile.
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N. Korean citizen (3 hours ago) [-]
Don't do it bro. She called you a waste of space and lied to you big time. That's a problem. There are 3.5 billion other women in the world. you can knock off 0.5 billion for the lesbians, and anther 2 billion for the one's that aren't "age appropriate" or you have no common interests with. That's a billion left. Minus this one girl you still have 999,999,999 possible lady's to pick from. I know these are bullshit statistics, but I'm trying my best here buddy!
~Anon
~Anon
#79827
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shrekstesticles (5 hours ago) [-]
Guys, my girlfriend and i are thirsty, any idea on where I can make out and possibly get a handy/finger her? I don't have a car unfortunately, and no where private, so that's why I'm asking you guys. Any ideas? Also preferably not the movie theatre since my older brother works there.
#79813
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Mckallzor (6 hours ago) [-] So, my girlfriend has this recurring dream where she's alone in her flat with some mysterious person with no facial features at all, and he just keeps on getting closer and closer. While he's (guessing it's an he) getting closer, she says she can hear static getting louder and louder untill the point of where it's really loud and he's right in her face. Anyone feeling like dechipering what this dream might mean?
Also, dreams in general!
Also, dreams in general!
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advicedude ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-] Pasting what I told astrozombies
"Any sort of dreaming could have relevance to one's life; yet there is not any scientific evidence of it actually being a reliable source of explaining subconscious thoughts. With that said, an individual can have their own perceptions, alluding to a piece of art. Everyone has their own opinions. Some seek professional help in understanding these opinions. "
"Any sort of dreaming could have relevance to one's life; yet there is not any scientific evidence of it actually being a reliable source of explaining subconscious thoughts. With that said, an individual can have their own perceptions, alluding to a piece of art. Everyone has their own opinions. Some seek professional help in understanding these opinions. "
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N. Korean citizen (3 hours ago) [-]
It's a dream. Dreams are just our brain's weird ass way of organizing the shit we did today into long term memory. Tell her everything will be OK and if it continues or worsens then you might want to consider taking her to a psychologists. Or it could just be a change in diet or something. I hear hot-sauce gives you bad dreams, but I'v never experienced that firsthand.
~Anon
~Anon
#79798
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roophy (7 hours ago) [-]
hey guys!
a friend of me showed me this website today and i thought it was pretty cool. so i though about joining.
now can anyone give me some pointers on what there is to do here? or any rules i have follow?
a friend of me showed me this website today and i thought it was pretty cool. so i though about joining.
now can anyone give me some pointers on what there is to do here? or any rules i have follow?
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advicedude ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-] 1st RULE: You do not talk about Funny Junk.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Funny Junk.
3rd RULE: If someone says "le" or trolls, reposts the post is thumbed down.
4th RULE: Only two users to an argument.
5th RULE: One thumb at a time.
6th RULE: No gore, no porn.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at Funny Junk, you have to post.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Funny Junk.
3rd RULE: If someone says "le" or trolls, reposts the post is thumbed down.
4th RULE: Only two users to an argument.
5th RULE: One thumb at a time.
6th RULE: No gore, no porn.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at Funny Junk, you have to post.
#79852 to #79798
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aklidic (3 hours ago) [-] Anon got most of it, the only things I would like to add are:
There are "channels" which are groups of posts that people can post to in order to organize posts. You can "join" these to be able to post in these. There is also a "subscribe" option which adds it to a feed of all of your subscribed channels. Some significant channels are:
Morbid-channel: Shows anything morbid, disgusting, scary etc. It's gone to shit recently.
4chan: Shows content from 4chan.org
feels: Sad posts meant to give you "feels" and make you sad.
The rest are all self explanatory, but if any channel name has "-time" or "fucking" in the beginning, it's no different than it would be without it.
Anything posted with "le" or "XD" is sarcastic.
A "shitstorm" is a big set of arguments or spam that gets out of control. People generally are not in favor of shitstorm.
ITT means "in this thread"
Don't roll. Just don't.
Even though this site is 90% hipsters, the general opinion of them is negative.
The same goes for people who are underage.
Some word filters include: gay brony troll DJ 4DM1N
You might start to hear about a user named "phanac t" without the space. He is FJ famous and DJ 4DM1N basically sucks his dick
This site doesn't like rage faces.
As you gain thumbs you'll gain more features, like giving people a notification if you say there name, lower delays between comments, more links per day, etc.
Most of the boards aren't used for their intended purpose.
Features that DJ 4DM1N has mentioned but hasn't followed through with yet include:
Improved mobile (hopefully one with board functionality and NSFW)
Personal boards
There are "channels" which are groups of posts that people can post to in order to organize posts. You can "join" these to be able to post in these. There is also a "subscribe" option which adds it to a feed of all of your subscribed channels. Some significant channels are:
Morbid-channel: Shows anything morbid, disgusting, scary etc. It's gone to shit recently.
4chan: Shows content from 4chan.org
feels: Sad posts meant to give you "feels" and make you sad.
The rest are all self explanatory, but if any channel name has "-time" or "fucking" in the beginning, it's no different than it would be without it.
Anything posted with "le" or "XD" is sarcastic.
A "shitstorm" is a big set of arguments or spam that gets out of control. People generally are not in favor of shitstorm.
ITT means "in this thread"
Don't roll. Just don't.
Even though this site is 90% hipsters, the general opinion of them is negative.
The same goes for people who are underage.
Some word filters include: gay brony troll DJ 4DM1N
You might start to hear about a user named "phanac t" without the space. He is FJ famous and DJ 4DM1N basically sucks his dick
This site doesn't like rage faces.
As you gain thumbs you'll gain more features, like giving people a notification if you say there name, lower delays between comments, more links per day, etc.
Most of the boards aren't used for their intended purpose.
Features that DJ 4DM1N has mentioned but hasn't followed through with yet include:
Improved mobile (hopefully one with board functionality and NSFW)
Personal boards
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N. Korean citizen (6 hours ago) [-]
You see DJ 4DM1N? This is why we need a FAQ for new users. Just send them a little message or something with a link.
OK here it comes.
The more blue someone's username is, the longer they have been a member. One shade darker for every year.
HUEHUEHUE means laughing, don't get confused.
Content means the thing that is posted and everyone is commenting on, such as a funny picture.
OP means Original Poster, and yes he really is gay.
OC means Original Content. Don't look for it here.
OK here it comes.
The more blue someone's username is, the longer they have been a member. One shade darker for every year.
HUEHUEHUE means laughing, don't get confused.
Content means the thing that is posted and everyone is commenting on, such as a funny picture.
OP means Original Poster, and yes he really is gay.
OC means Original Content. Don't look for it here.
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N. Korean citizen (6 hours ago) [-]
Repost and Retoast are the same thing, and it means someone has seen the content before, and they didn't find it funny the second time, so everyone should get mad at OP for not posting OC, even though no one really posts OC anymore.
9fag is the same as 9gag
9gag, tumbler, and those funny facebook posts are the primary sources of content.
Look in the top right and you will see a bunch of shit, but all you really use are "NSFW Boards" and "Image boards".
NSFW stands for Not Safe For Work, and you can deduce that it includes a bunch of pictures of naked people posting themselves on the internet because they are self-conscious as fuck. You are better of just watching regular porn
9fag is the same as 9gag
9gag, tumbler, and those funny facebook posts are the primary sources of content.
Look in the top right and you will see a bunch of shit, but all you really use are "NSFW Boards" and "Image boards".
NSFW stands for Not Safe For Work, and you can deduce that it includes a bunch of pictures of naked people posting themselves on the internet because they are self-conscious as fuck. You are better of just watching regular porn
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N. Korean citizen (6 hours ago) [-]
The other non-NSFW image boards are alright though.
On the off chance that you created your account with the age of said user under 18, there will be no NSFW for you.
Look in the top right again, and you will is a grey upload button. Here you can create content by clicking on the down pointing arrow next to it and on the bottom is a comic creator. Go make some OC, but don't spend too much time on it because the placement of green thumbs on this site is pretty random.
Or you could just find a funny picture on the internet and upload that.
Thumbs aren’t currency. They are simply a social status. You do however get more perks with the more thumbs you have.
On the off chance that you created your account with the age of said user under 18, there will be no NSFW for you.
Look in the top right again, and you will is a grey upload button. Here you can create content by clicking on the down pointing arrow next to it and on the bottom is a comic creator. Go make some OC, but don't spend too much time on it because the placement of green thumbs on this site is pretty random.
Or you could just find a funny picture on the internet and upload that.
Thumbs aren’t currency. They are simply a social status. You do however get more perks with the more thumbs you have.
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N. Korean citizen (6 hours ago) [-]
You can get thumbs by either posting funny content or a funny comment.
Red thumbs cancel out green thumbs.
Items are useless so don't bother collecting them.
I just told you not to collect them, but if doing normal shit on the internet doesn't waste your time enough, then look near the top for the word "Items" and click on it.
Don't post porn outside of NSFW or you might get banned. It's not really a big deal, but don't do it.
NEVER post Child Porn otherwise known as CP on NSFW or anywhere. You would be a sick fuck for even considering it.
Red thumbs cancel out green thumbs.
Items are useless so don't bother collecting them.
I just told you not to collect them, but if doing normal shit on the internet doesn't waste your time enough, then look near the top for the word "Items" and click on it.
Don't post porn outside of NSFW or you might get banned. It's not really a big deal, but don't do it.
NEVER post Child Porn otherwise known as CP on NSFW or anywhere. You would be a sick fuck for even considering it.
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N. Korean citizen (6 hours ago) [-]
You can “favorite” content which saves it on your account so you can look at it again later, “edit” the content to make it funnier or “subscribe” to the poster using buttons near the bottom of said content.
You can post statuses about yourself, and your friends or everyone can see it depending on your privacy settings.
You can send friend requests and messages, and receive some in your inbox.
You can post statuses about yourself, and your friends or everyone can see it depending on your privacy settings.
You can send friend requests and messages, and receive some in your inbox.
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N. Korean citizen (6 hours ago) [-]
“Roll” means to randomly pick something, such as a number, picture, comment, or user.
You can roll a random number by *roll x*, with x being a number of digits that will be in the number.
You can roll a random picture with *roll picture*.
You can roll a random comment with *roll comment*.
You can roll a random user with *roll user*.
Make sure to include the ** around it.
You can roll a random number by *roll x*, with x being a number of digits that will be in the number.
You can roll a random picture with *roll picture*.
You can roll a random comment with *roll comment*.
You can roll a random user with *roll user*.
Make sure to include the ** around it.
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N. Korean citizen (6 hours ago) [-]
A grammer Nazi is someoone who is ovarly obsesed wit corect gramer and/or splelling.
You will never find out who the DJ 4DM1N really is, and all promises of a revealed identity are empty.
N. Korean Citizen means Anonymous.
Anon is short for Anonymous.
There are a lot of word filters. I can’t name them all but some are links to image boards, and some simply change the word. Example: If I type A-d-m-i-n without the – then it shows up as DJ 4DM1N. This changes from time to time.
You will never find out who the DJ 4DM1N really is, and all promises of a revealed identity are empty.
N. Korean Citizen means Anonymous.
Anon is short for Anonymous.
There are a lot of word filters. I can’t name them all but some are links to image boards, and some simply change the word. Example: If I type A-d-m-i-n without the – then it shows up as DJ 4DM1N. This changes from time to time.
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N. Korean citizen (6 hours ago) [-]
DJ 4DM1N’s current person is kim jong un, the leader of North Korea.
We are to refer to him as our “great and glorious leader”.
DJ 4DM1N has a love/hate relationship with us users. He is a fantastic DJ 4DM1Nistrator, and a pretty funny guy, but sometimes randomly bans people for no reason other than boredom.
That’s everything I can think of right now.
Other than all that, have fun.
BTW nice name!
We are to refer to him as our “great and glorious leader”.
DJ 4DM1N has a love/hate relationship with us users. He is a fantastic DJ 4DM1Nistrator, and a pretty funny guy, but sometimes randomly bans people for no reason other than boredom.
That’s everything I can think of right now.
Other than all that, have fun.
BTW nice name!
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N. Korean citizen (3 hours ago) [-]
oh look anon is kinda pissed because he spent all this time thinking of all these tips, and no one thumbed him up. Is it because the thumbs don't count? Well they do. They count. In my . So I went and thumbed all my comments up in my real account.
BTW you can reply to other comments with some pretty sick emoticons.
BTW you can reply to other comments with some pretty sick emoticons.
#79793
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N. Korean citizen (7 hours ago) [-]
Hey. So finally i'm returning home after my final year at school. I'm pretty pumped to see me family, but my dad is furious that I didn't find any part time job while I was at school. I didn't borrow any money from my parants but they offered some support to my final year and I said they don't have to but they insisted. I said I will pay them back and they accepted but now when I talked to my brother it seems my dad is pretty mad. What should I do? When my dad is angry he's pretty intimidating and he also said he don't want me home at all. I and my brother are planing on moving out together in august but I have to stay home until then. What can I do to ease the anger he has towards me?
#79787
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mrgilly (8 hours ago) [-] I'm downloading some mp4 video files, and the size I'm downloading is 764 MB. One of the comments under the source says they're getting 500 MB files when they thought they should only be getting 300 MB files.
I don't computer well, so am I doing this right?
I don't computer well, so am I doing this right?
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mrgilly (7 hours ago) [-] From the looks of it, they're all 1080p, but two comments are the reason for my concern. The first was someone saying that their 386 MB downloads for one episode were a lot bigger than they expected, and the owner said that 300-500 MB downloads were normal.
#79783
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infamoustrapper (8 hours ago) [-] GUESSSSSS WHATT EVERYBODYYYYYYYYYYY.
RAGNARFAG HAS JOINED OUR LOVE LINE AND MADE IT A LOVE THREE POINTED SHAPE
RAGNARFAG HAS JOINED OUR LOVE LINE AND MADE IT A LOVE THREE POINTED SHAPE
#79763
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thekillerwalrus (9 hours ago) [-] Anyone know what the things are I need to know for the written test to get a permit?
#79875 to #79763
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whisperingdirt (59 minutes ago) [-] You didn't specify what state you're in so i can only give you what I have since i'm from California, i'm pretty sure if you just google your state and permit test you can find a couple practice test online and use those to study.
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whisperingdirt (59 minutes ago) [-] Forgot the link
www.proprofs.com/quiz-school/story.php?title=drivers-perm-test-2
www.proprofs.com/quiz-school/story.php?title=drivers-perm-test-2
#79760
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Spikeydeath (9 hours ago) [-]
I got a 1985 Dodge Caravan, No seats but the front two, anyone know some interior accesories i could add for retro gaming and maybe modern gaming aswell?
Also could i use normal paint on it and put a clear coat over it?
Also could i use normal paint on it and put a clear coat over it?
#79727
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infamoustrapper (10 hours ago) [-] Ok guys, I'll finally tell you who "the user" is.....*giggle
IT'S KOLIMM!
IT'S KOLIMM!
#79725
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N. Korean citizen (10 hours ago) [-]
I don't understand how tumbler works. It's just one semi-funny picture followed by 3 pages of listing people who liked it or shared it. Maybe I was just raised on the funnyjunk system and this might be a dumb question but where is the "next" button? I'm so confused. And don't even get me started on twitter. I suppose I might like it more if I had a phone, but it's basally people insulting each other all day long with the occasional link to a picture of that big mac someone ate for lunch today. And here I was thinking I didn't have a life.
#79719
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infamoustrapper (10 hours ago) [-] nigalthornberry you fucking moron. She doesn't want to fucking talk to you.
Thanks, kolimm, for giving me the morale boost to finally tell him
Thanks, kolimm, for giving me the morale boost to finally tell him
#79712
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infamoustrapper (10 hours ago) [-] So there's this guy I know...and he's fallen head over heels in love with this girl. But I feel bad because everyone knows, except for him, that she doesn't like him. Should I say something to the guy? What do I say without hurting his feelings?
#79709
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N. Korean citizen (10 hours ago) [-]
What does it mean when someone says "girl is kill"?
Confusion frustrates me!
Confusion frustrates me!
#79686
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infamoustrapper (10 hours ago) [-] Ok guys....so there's this user on here who I have feelings for...and I don't know what to do. Do I tell the user how I feel? Or do I just keep it to myself and hope the user says something to me first.......
#79710 to #79707
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nigalthornberry (10 hours ago) [-] Listen i can see your a little upset over some people saying your internet crush is stupid
Im just gonna ask a couple of people about her because of what i said before and hell for all i know it could just be that people are different especially in the popular groups they tend to want to make plans more often and want to do things in person
Im just gonna ask a couple of people about her because of what i said before and hell for all i know it could just be that people are different especially in the popular groups they tend to want to make plans more often and want to do things in person
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nigalthornberry (10 hours ago) [-] Sometimes she does reply back and sometimes she does right away she could just be busy since whenever she goes somewhere with her parents they take her phone away or she wants to deal with the person with her first
Maybe she is just a more face to face person though whenever we were in class we always talked and she always sat by me when we had lunch
Maybe she is just a more face to face person though whenever we were in class we always talked and she always sat by me when we had lunch
