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#206377 - borderlineparanoid has deleted their comment [-]
#206373 - anon (5 hours ago) [-]
Does anyone have a source to a comic that was on the frontpage a few months ago?
The art sytle was very plain, almost stick figures
It was about a guy getting mugged, and a guy with, like a bill or something that took the gun or something
It ended with a guy in a suit pointing a gun at the original mugged guy and saying "you are making so many assumptions right now"
#206368 - crlmsonhazard (7 hours ago) [-]
Your daily dose of reality
User avatar #206374 to #206368 - dreygur (3 hours ago) [-]
>206233
User avatar #206372 to #206368 - mondominiman (6 hours ago) [-]
>Having feelings for booty
#206364 - sirvirus (8 hours ago) [-]
I don't know what I did, but somehow I fucked up youtube for me. I was just watching a video and then everything went giant and messy, I was using Youtube Magic Actions at the time. I removed it from chrome, now youtube just ends up like this when I try to play a video. I can still hear the audio, but this is all I see
User avatar #206367 to #206364 - alstorp (7 hours ago) [-]
Can't you read? Go find the monkeys
User avatar #206365 to #206364 - sugoi (7 hours ago) [-]
Have you tried turning off and on again?
User avatar #206361 - sweetbutteryjesus (8 hours ago) [-]
Okay, this'll sound retarded but hear me out.
I'm a Senior in high school, an all-boy's catholic high school.
My experience with girls is at 0.
I've been talking to this girl who I met through some friends, and I initially started making fun of her, mainly to try and distance myself.
Problem is, I ended up falling for her regardless.
How do I undo that? How do I un-fall for someone?
User avatar #206366 to #206361 - sugoi (7 hours ago) [-]
You cut off your testicles and penis.
That way the testosterone won't make you a horny little git since we know you don't like her, you just want to fuck her.
User avatar #206376 to #206366 - dreygur (3 hours ago) [-]
But if he genuinely likes her, he cut off his family treasures for nothing
#206362 to #206361 - drickz (8 hours ago) [-]
Keep talking and tell yourself it can't be.
Stop talking to her.

Why, though?
User avatar #206363 to #206362 - sweetbutteryjesus (8 hours ago) [-]
Because I don't want to come off as a sperg, due to my lack of experience.
Plus, I'm going to college anyway, why bother?
Finally, I don't want to be one of those guys who orbits girls like a beta.
#206379 to #206363 - drickz (3 hours ago) [-]
Better fail and learn than to never try.
User avatar #206371 to #206363 - tedankest (7 hours ago) [-]
Then don't orbit around her
But if you're going to college soon fuck it even now it seems you don't see her much can some Exp with girls now or turn into a virgin wizard
#206358 - murrlogic (11 hours ago) [-]
I am gonna get fucking plastered RIGHT NOW

Fuck today. And fuck Tomorrow and the remaining 13 days I have to take these Sensitivity training courses.

All this just to keep working at VOICES god I fucking HATE SAY

And low and behold Carlos Rodriguez was at that seminar because he wants my job. What a hopeless idiot no moron would give that man a job as a Trauma Informed Youth Detective.

I don't wanna sound racist but SAY provides only 3 different catagories for youth: Yard Work, Boys and Girls Club, and working at VOICES

Carlos sure as fuck doesn't have experience to work with children so send that fucker to the fields.
#206359 to #206358 - plantain (10 hours ago) [-]
That's not a picture of Asami.
#206357 - anon (12 hours ago) [-]
I have pretty long hair and I've had it forever. I've styled it the same and kept it the same for years. I want to make a change but I'm kinda scared of doing it. Any suggestions to make it easier?
User avatar #206360 to #206357 - plantain (10 hours ago) [-]
Post a picture so we'll know what will look good on you.
User avatar #206354 - victorsin (13 hours ago) [-]
My laptop is receiving 0.01mbps while this laptop and every other device runs at 65mbps. What is wrong with my other laptop? It is completely new I just bought it the past month and it has been like that since then. Is there something I can do in the Device Manager advanced options or something like that in the network card?

User avatar #206355 to #206354 - erikus (12 hours ago) [-]
Try to update your network card (the drivers I mean). It may be that the card is faulty, but if the laptop is brand new that's not probable (but not impossible, you may have to change it).

The best way to do it may be to dind out the brand and model of it, download the driver in other laptop with better connection, and install it from a USB pen.

Also try to connect an Ethernet cable to it. If it's still not working, it's with almost 100% probability that the Ncard is faulty as hell.
User avatar #206356 to #206355 - victorsin (12 hours ago) [-]
Thanks I really appreciate it.
#206353 - anon (13 hours ago) [-]
How right is your provider when it blames you on faulty connection?

I get full bars on Wi-fi, all the time. We are suppossed to have 15 mega/s download, 4 upload. I get 10 and 2 respectively (good enough for me) right now, everything is working fine.

But this is not regular at all. Sometimes it will go slow, I get high ping and cannot even watch a video. You know how it is when playing online, 50 ms, everything cool. And outta nowhere 500ms for the rest of the game, and fuck you.

It's random as hell, sometimes I get good connection, sometimes I don't at all. And Virgin Media washes their hands of the matter, saying it's because I'm using Wifi and not Ethernet. Blaming the 802.11 channels too. Nice stuff.

Thing is, I cannot find anything cheaper or same price and worth trusting. What the fuck do I do?
#206378 to #206353 - anon (3 hours ago) [-]
streaming messes up ping

User avatar #206349 - mikeypooh (13 hours ago) [-]
can anyone help me with what i should write on my flyer for my business? should i just put my logo with the name and phone number?
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#206350 to #206349 - drickz (13 hours ago) [-]
Services and prices, unless prices vary a lot, but at least services.
User avatar #206345 - confusedasian (18 hours ago) [-]
Update on my situation a while back. I'm not getting screwed by life anymore. I'd rather just move on though.

I'm still looking for a job, and I have to say when someone like Burger King doesn't hire me that really destroyed my morale. I've applied for Walmart now so wish me luck.
User avatar #206369 to #206345 - lgninjaleetful (7 hours ago) [-]
we believe in you
User avatar #206347 to #206345 - stokey (14 hours ago) [-]
you can do it :3
User avatar #206341 - youraveragesupport (22 hours ago) [-]
Anyone here have experience with recurring dreams and how to fix them? Dream under the spoiler so you don't have to read if you don't want I dated this girl a while back, and she was crazy, but like certifiably crazy, like when I finally got her to see a doctor they diagnosed her with clinical depression and severe mood swings. She would often kind of become someone else for a while, and threaten suicide while saying horrible things to me while I tried to talk her down. That was pretty much every day for 5 months, sometimes a few times a day. Now, I keep having dreams that I couldn't stop her, and she actually did it, and I hate that, so I've been avoiding sleep as much as I can, what do people?
User avatar #206352 to #206341 - ieatbengay (13 hours ago) [-]
write down your dreams when you wake up, if they're long just include the details that stuck out the most
User avatar #206348 to #206341 - stokey (13 hours ago) [-]
do sports
User avatar #206342 to #206341 - icefried (20 hours ago) [-]
You could try practicing lucid dreaming, though that could take a while.

You probably feel a sense of guilt over leaving her, no matter how small or residual that guilt may be. I'd wager that after 5 months of talking her off the noose you developed the feeling that if you are not there to stop her she would ultimately end herself. Hence you're "failing" her every day and every day she dies in your dreams because you're not there to stop her in reality.

You need to find a way to resolve your guilt. Dreams are shaped by our subconscious, and powerful emotions like guilt, fear, love, anger.. etc. tend to be prominent. Talk to someone. Preferably a psychotherapist.

Alternatively, you can just wait it out. Sooner or later the dreams will stop..
User avatar #206340 - canaritaugemileona (23 hours ago) [-]
Oi Advice i stuck my dick in crazy again but this time it was anal did I do good?
#206343 to #206340 - anon (19 hours ago) [-]
A for Anal, E for Effort
#206337 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
a
User avatar #206332 - borderlineparanoid (01/11/2016) [-]
I want to put a Polyester flag on my wall but it's brick.

what can I use to attach it securely so I won't fall off?

I tried electrical tape which was the strongest thing I had but it lost it's adhesiveness after a short while.
#206339 to #206332 - drickz (01/11/2016) [-]
If you use anything strong enough to keep it on the wall, there will be cleaning/refurbishing to do afterwards.

Either some super glue or duct tape will do. Remember to clean the surface first so there's no dust to make the sticking effect worse.
May I suggest a wooden or metal frame close to the wall to hang the flag?
User avatar #206338 to #206332 - machiavellianhumor (01/11/2016) [-]
hot glue gun.

actually toothpaste might work. it will stick to the brick. not sure about the cloth though
#206333 to #206332 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Hammer and nail? The only other thing I can think of is sticky putty.
User avatar #206334 to #206333 - borderlineparanoid (01/11/2016) [-]
I should have mentioned it's a uni dorm room so anything like that is a defo no no.
#206335 to #206334 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Have you tried using other type of tape?
User avatar #206336 to #206335 - borderlineparanoid (01/11/2016) [-]
I only have electrical and masking tape, both aren't strong enough.

I might have to get some duct tape by the looks of it.
#206329 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
So FJ, i have come for your advice. Yes, its about girls. And its long as fugg. Skip if not your cup of tea.

I have come to realize that i don't like any of the girls that i know. Don't get me wrong, this isn't an "am i gay" question, but something else. I've just come to realize that all the girls i know, or at least see on a regular basis, just don't attract me in a "man, i should really try getting with her" kind of way. The farthest i go is having female friends inb4 hurr durr friendzoned neckbeard that are alright to be around with, but i wouldn't touch em with a ten foot pole. Its not that i live my life amongst gorrilas, ill admit that some of them are physically attractive, its just that i don't like the good looking ones because they're either really preppy or hardcore chain smokers, and the others because i just don't find myself dreaming of having sex with them. Now usually this is the point where you guys say "well anon, go out more, pick up chicks at the bar or club", but the thing is that i don't want to meet girls that way. I just want to get with a girl that i know as a person, so as to avoid having to judge a girl simply by how hot she looks to determine if i want to "hit that thing" before getting to know what kind of person she is. Now, usually, this is where at other times people tell me to find a hobby or sign up for something outside of uni, but the thing is i just don't know what. So, now that the scenario is sketched out, i have one question: what places would you recommend where to meet new people (preferably date-material girls) a bit of background, in case it helps: i'm from a city, i like history and (mostly old) movies, i go to art museums on occasion, i don't play a sport, and still virgin with no actual dating experience. Also worth mentioning that i work out at home, so gym is not that viable of an alternative.

tl;dr: where can i go to meet girls besides bars/clubs?
#206331 to #206329 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Join clubs, community meetings, gyms, literally anywhere people gather to socialize. You won't look like a creep trying to strike up a conversation at these kind of places if you have an interest in the place. I met the last 3 people I've dated and a lot of good friends just going to the theater talking with people in the lobby and in between intermissions. You go to a place to find people who are interested in the same things you're interested in and form a connection from there. The key is to try and find friends first, then you can weed out the people you'd like to date and start asking them out.
#206324 - murrlogic (01/11/2016) [-]
I'm tempted to make a Yellow Diamond folder but...I was also tempted to make a Jasper folder originally

I'm not sure if its possible for me to love a fiction character that isn't Asami.

Especially something that has over 100 zetabytes of images of her.
#206314 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
I just feel get this feeling in the my head of being left out from her sometimes you know the feeling of the "Seen" Message and just being left out, I've told her that I feel this every now and then it I usually just get I sorry i didn't mean it back and the usual stuff that you'd expect. I want to tell her something about this too but I feel like im pestering her, I stayed up late with her last night playing games and i tried talking to her this morning she said she was going to the store to get some groceries and 4 hours later nothing so i asked her if we were still doing something tonight and she said no... I asked her what she was doing and it was just the seen thing again and I feel like saying what i feel but not at the same time....
#206319 to #206314 - drickz (01/11/2016) [-]
Let her breathe a bit. The way you're doing it now is pretty intense, and that can be seen as too demanding. Taking a no and leaving it at that is okay until next day or even the day after that. She has a life too, and it's not like she'll forget you.

Telling her can wait until both of you have time to chat 1o1 for a bit.
#206307 - murrlogic (01/10/2016) [-]
I have by the end of the day to get a letter of recommendation and my birth certificate to be brought into the head office by 8 AM!

Jesus fucking christ SAY just cut my nutsack off if you don't want me to keep working here so badly
User avatar #206316 to #206307 - dasistwunderbar (01/10/2016) [-]
You confuse me intensely. 8AM? End of the Day? For real though, continue being a productive member of society.
User avatar #206303 - mikeypooh (01/10/2016) [-]
what is the exchange rate for us dollars to filipino peso's? and how much would something cost in the phillipines like a can of coke or loaf of bread
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