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User avatar #79879 - blastwavegaming ONLINE (17 minutes ago) [-]
Like a few years back I once dreams of my current school's cafeteria. When I finally got there it was an exact likeness. This isn't asking for advice but asking if anyone else had that type of dream before?
User avatar #79882 to #79879 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
one time I had a dream that I was in my bed masturbating

then I woke up and jizzed my pants
#79881 to #79879 - drillaz (14 minutes ago) [-]
One time I dreamt I was laying on a bed playing with my android tablet.
Then I woke up and was like "No, I'm a poorfag, come on now."
A week later my mom pulls in some extra work hours and comes home with the tablet for me.

I didn't realize it was the exact same thing I saw until I layed down and did the exact same deja vu shit from my dream.
User avatar #79877 - shabbarbie ONLINE (52 minutes ago) [-]
what is Tor? my friends were talking about it and saying that it is the illegal side of the internet or something like that. like they were saying they could freely look at things like child porn or some shit.... what is it exactly?
#79880 to #79877 - drillaz (17 minutes ago) [-]
It's pirating. Stealing things on the internet.
#79874 - N. Korean citizen (1 hour ago) [-]
This person I like went to camp as of sunday, she's coming back Saturday, I really like her, what can I do to welcome her back?
#79878 to #79874 - darthbrofist ONLINE (36 minutes ago) [-]
Call 'em and ask them if they wanna hang out or something, take it slow.
#79837 - huntergriff (4 hours ago) [-]
...i called a friend of mine a fuckin' playstation fanboy over xbox live and he mutes me, yet...when he fuckin' starts randomly calling me an xbox fanboy, a fag, and tons of other demeaning shit, it's fine...
User avatar #79865 to #79837 - advicedude ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Just be a bro and let him be who he is, unless you don't like it, then just have him realize his mistakes.
User avatar #79855 to #79837 - jelatinman (3 hours ago) [-]
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRD!
#79849 to #79837 - N. Korean citizen (3 hours ago) [-]
Sorry but you're kind of being a whinny bitch here. You insulted him first, even if playfully, and he retaliated. Work it out with him in real life, because there's nothing better than face-to-face communication. Or find yourself some new friends. What are you 12?

~Anon
User avatar #79850 to #79849 - huntergriff (3 hours ago) [-]
19 actually, but still, guess you're right.
User avatar #79840 to #79837 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
You can mute him
User avatar #79843 to #79840 - huntergriff (3 hours ago) [-]
eh, i would, but then he'd nag me nonstop later..guy lives down the street from me.
User avatar #79846 to #79843 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Tell him you're going afk in the middle of a game, go over to his house, ring the bell, and when he comes to open, bitchslap him.
#79838 to #79837 - N. Korean citizen (4 hours ago) [-]
What do you want us to do about it
User avatar #79842 to #79838 - huntergriff (3 hours ago) [-]
nothing. i mean am i the one being a prick though?
User avatar #79862 to #79842 - teoberry ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
ya
#79829 - N. Korean citizen (5 hours ago) [-]
there's this girl I had a long distance relationship with and she acted being suicidal and eventually told me she was lying and that I was a waste of space. finally, a year later, she contacted me through skype and is showing huge signs of interest.

Anonymous so she doesn't see this on my profile.
User avatar #79866 to #79829 - advicedude ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Long distance relationships usually fall through. I'm sorry but all mine have and I've had a lot. Take it from me.
User avatar #79856 to #79829 - jelatinman (3 hours ago) [-]
She's playing with your emotions. Don't go for it, be the better man. And she's pussy whipping you on FJ? That's a first.
#79848 to #79829 - N. Korean citizen (3 hours ago) [-]
Don't do it bro. She called you a waste of space and lied to you big time. That's a problem. There are 3.5 billion other women in the world. you can knock off 0.5 billion for the lesbians, and anther 2 billion for the one's that aren't "age appropriate" or you have no common interests with. That's a billion left. Minus this one girl you still have 999,999,999 possible lady's to pick from. I know these are bullshit statistics, but I'm trying my best here buddy!

~Anon
#79836 to #79829 - prominant (4 hours ago) [-]
You're fucking whipped mate
User avatar #79834 to #79829 - dingdongsingsong (4 hours ago) [-]
Don't do it, not worth it, move on let her know you're not interested which you shouldn't be.
#79833 to #79829 - N. Korean citizen (4 hours ago) [-]
is the girl amissingmouse?
User avatar #79868 to #79833 - misticalz (2 hours ago) [-]
Probably.
User avatar #79863 to #79833 - hashketchum (2 hours ago) [-]
amissingmouse, is it?
#79830 to #79829 - N. Korean citizen (5 hours ago) [-]
Also she claims to have changed
#79827 - shrekstesticles (5 hours ago) [-]
Guys, my girlfriend and i are thirsty, any idea on where I can make out and possibly get a handy/finger her? I don't have a car unfortunately, and no where private, so that's why I'm asking you guys. Any ideas? Also preferably not the movie theatre since my older brother works there.
User avatar #79861 to #79827 - fuckya (2 hours ago) [-]
First get a drink of water.
Then a bathroom, (preferably a library bathroom, it tends to be cleaner). Or be a douche like me, and do it at a friends house.
User avatar #79857 to #79827 - jelatinman (2 hours ago) [-]
My area doesn't use thirsty as slang, so I almost told you to get a pina colada.

Sometimes the best places are the woods.
#79845 to #79827 - N. Korean citizen (3 hours ago) [-]
A bathroom with only one toilet and a lock on the door

~Anon
User avatar #79831 to #79827 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
a different movie theater
in an alley
a bathroom
in some secluded area in the park
in the forest
#79813 - Mckallzor (6 hours ago) [-]
So, my girlfriend has this recurring dream where she's alone in her flat with some mysterious person with no facial features at all, and he just keeps on getting closer and closer. While he's (guessing it's an he) getting closer, she says she can hear static getting louder and louder untill the point of where it's really loud and he's right in her face. Anyone feeling like dechipering what this dream might mean?

Also, dreams in general!
User avatar #79867 to #79813 - advicedude ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Pasting what I told astrozombies
"Any sort of dreaming could have relevance to one's life; yet there is not any scientific evidence of it actually being a reliable source of explaining subconscious thoughts. With that said, an individual can have their own perceptions, alluding to a piece of art. Everyone has their own opinions. Some seek professional help in understanding these opinions. "
#79851 to #79813 - N. Korean citizen (3 hours ago) [-]
It's a dream. Dreams are just our brain's weird ass way of organizing the shit we did today into long term memory. Tell her everything will be OK and if it continues or worsens then you might want to consider taking her to a psychologists. Or it could just be a change in diet or something. I hear hot-sauce gives you bad dreams, but I'v never experienced that firsthand.

~Anon
#79832 to #79813 - jackii ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
It's just a dream, they don't usually mean anything. Scary dreams are usually recurring as they're remembered more clearly, dreams are 50% subconcious and memories, and 50% nonsensical thought.
User avatar #79815 to #79813 - Timmietim (6 hours ago) [-]
she watched too much slenderman shit
User avatar #79816 to #79815 - Mckallzor (6 hours ago) [-]
That's what i also thought, but she has no idea what/who slenderman is...
User avatar #79818 to #79816 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
show it to her just to freak her out lol
#79798 - roophy (7 hours ago) [-]
hey guys!
a friend of me showed me this website today and i thought it was pretty cool. so i though about joining.

now can anyone give me some pointers on what there is to do here? or any rules i have follow?
User avatar #79869 to #79798 - advicedude ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
1st RULE: You do not talk about Funny Junk.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Funny Junk.
3rd RULE: If someone says "le" or trolls, reposts the post is thumbed down.
4th RULE: Only two users to an argument.
5th RULE: One thumb at a time.
6th RULE: No gore, no porn.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at Funny Junk, you have to post.
User avatar #79852 to #79798 - aklidic (3 hours ago) [-]
Anon got most of it, the only things I would like to add are:
There are "channels" which are groups of posts that people can post to in order to organize posts. You can "join" these to be able to post in these. There is also a "subscribe" option which adds it to a feed of all of your subscribed channels. Some significant channels are:
Morbid-channel: Shows anything morbid, disgusting, scary etc. It's gone to shit recently.
4chan: Shows content from 4chan.org
feels: Sad posts meant to give you "feels" and make you sad.
The rest are all self explanatory, but if any channel name has "-time" or "fucking" in the beginning, it's no different than it would be without it.
Anything posted with "le" or "XD" is sarcastic.
A "shitstorm" is a big set of arguments or spam that gets out of control. People generally are not in favor of shitstorm.
ITT means "in this thread"
Don't roll. Just don't.
Even though this site is 90% hipsters, the general opinion of them is negative.
The same goes for people who are underage.
Some word filters include: gay brony troll DJ 4DM1N
You might start to hear about a user named "phanac t" without the space. He is FJ famous and DJ 4DM1N basically sucks his dick
This site doesn't like rage faces.
As you gain thumbs you'll gain more features, like giving people a notification if you say there name, lower delays between comments, more links per day, etc.
Most of the boards aren't used for their intended purpose.
Features that DJ 4DM1N has mentioned but hasn't followed through with yet include:
Improved mobile (hopefully one with board functionality and NSFW)
Personal boards
#79817 to #79798 - N. Korean citizen (6 hours ago) [-]
You see DJ 4DM1N? This is why we need a FAQ for new users. Just send them a little message or something with a link.
OK here it comes.

The more blue someone's username is, the longer they have been a member. One shade darker for every year.
HUEHUEHUE means laughing, don't get confused.
Content means the thing that is posted and everyone is commenting on, such as a funny picture.
OP means Original Poster, and yes he really is gay.
OC means Original Content. Don't look for it here.
#79819 to #79817 - N. Korean citizen (6 hours ago) [-]
Repost and Retoast are the same thing, and it means someone has seen the content before, and they didn't find it funny the second time, so everyone should get mad at OP for not posting OC, even though no one really posts OC anymore.
9fag is the same as 9gag
9gag, tumbler, and those funny facebook posts are the primary sources of content.
Look in the top right and you will see a bunch of shit, but all you really use are "NSFW Boards" and "Image boards".
NSFW stands for Not Safe For Work, and you can deduce that it includes a bunch of pictures of naked people posting themselves on the internet because they are self-conscious as fuck. You are better of just watching regular porn
#79826 to #79819 - N. Korean citizen (6 hours ago) [-]
*top left* my bad
#79820 to #79819 - N. Korean citizen (6 hours ago) [-]
The other non-NSFW image boards are alright though.
On the off chance that you created your account with the age of said user under 18, there will be no NSFW for you.
Look in the top right again, and you will is a grey upload button. Here you can create content by clicking on the down pointing arrow next to it and on the bottom is a comic creator. Go make some OC, but don't spend too much time on it because the placement of green thumbs on this site is pretty random.
Or you could just find a funny picture on the internet and upload that.
Thumbs aren’t currency. They are simply a social status. You do however get more perks with the more thumbs you have.
#79821 to #79820 - N. Korean citizen (6 hours ago) [-]
You can get thumbs by either posting funny content or a funny comment.
Red thumbs cancel out green thumbs.
Items are useless so don't bother collecting them.
I just told you not to collect them, but if doing normal shit on the internet doesn't waste your time enough, then look near the top for the word "Items" and click on it.
Don't post porn outside of NSFW or you might get banned. It's not really a big deal, but don't do it.
NEVER post Child Porn otherwise known as CP on NSFW or anywhere. You would be a sick fuck for even considering it.
#79822 to #79821 - N. Korean citizen (6 hours ago) [-]
You can “favorite” content which saves it on your account so you can look at it again later, “edit” the content to make it funnier or “subscribe” to the poster using buttons near the bottom of said content.
You can post statuses about yourself, and your friends or everyone can see it depending on your privacy settings.
You can send friend requests and messages, and receive some in your inbox.
#79823 to #79822 - N. Korean citizen (6 hours ago) [-]
“Roll” means to randomly pick something, such as a number, picture, comment, or user.
You can roll a random number by *roll x*, with x being a number of digits that will be in the number.
You can roll a random picture with *roll picture*.
You can roll a random comment with *roll comment*.
You can roll a random user with *roll user*.
Make sure to include the ** around it.
#79824 to #79823 - N. Korean citizen (6 hours ago) [-]
A grammer Nazi is someoone who is ovarly obsesed wit corect gramer and/or splelling.
You will never find out who the DJ 4DM1N really is, and all promises of a revealed identity are empty.
N. Korean Citizen means Anonymous.
Anon is short for Anonymous.
There are a lot of word filters. I can’t name them all but some are links to image boards, and some simply change the word. Example: If I type A-d-m-i-n without the – then it shows up as DJ 4DM1N. This changes from time to time.
User avatar #79828 to #79824 - medewu (5 hours ago) [-]
grammar* overly* obsessed* with* correct* grammar* spelling* Damn you Anon... Damn you...
#79835 to #79828 - plerp (4 hours ago) [-]
Pretty sure he did that on purpose, bro.
#79839 to #79835 - N. Korean citizen (4 hours ago) [-]
Yeah. I did. For the shits and giggles of course.
User avatar #79844 to #79839 - medewu (3 hours ago) [-]
I know he did.. I just say it.. I couldn't help it! It was like an itch that you just have to scratch! ;_;
#79825 to #79824 - N. Korean citizen (6 hours ago) [-]
DJ 4DM1N’s current person is kim jong un, the leader of North Korea.
We are to refer to him as our “great and glorious leader”.
DJ 4DM1N has a love/hate relationship with us users. He is a fantastic DJ 4DM1Nistrator, and a pretty funny guy, but sometimes randomly bans people for no reason other than boredom.

That’s everything I can think of right now.
Other than all that, have fun.
BTW nice name!
#79841 to #79825 - N. Korean citizen (3 hours ago) [-]
oh look anon is kinda pissed because he spent all this time thinking of all these tips, and no one thumbed him up. Is it because the thumbs don't count? Well they do. They count. In my . So I went and thumbed all my comments up in my real account.

BTW you can reply to other comments with some pretty sick emoticons.
#79847 to #79841 - N. Korean citizen (3 hours ago) [-]
BTW I'm now a masked avenger known only as ~Anon.

~Anon
#79811 to #79798 - N. Korean citizen (6 hours ago) [-]
No one likes irrelevant pony pictures.
User avatar #79810 to #79798 - mykoira (6 hours ago) [-]
the best advice i can give is not to post porn or spam (too much)
User avatar #79804 to #79798 - akamrhood (7 hours ago) [-]
FJ > pooping > life
User avatar #79800 to #79798 - kolimm (7 hours ago) [-]
get out while you still can!!
#79803 to #79800 - roophy (7 hours ago) [-]
what?
User avatar #79873 to #79803 - marinepenguin (1 hour ago) [-]
Once you enter, you can never truly leave. You'll take breaks every now and then, but you'll always come back in the long run.
User avatar #79805 to #79803 - akamrhood (7 hours ago) [-]
I would listen to him
#79793 - N. Korean citizen (7 hours ago) [-]
Hey. So finally i'm returning home after my final year at school. I'm pretty pumped to see me family, but my dad is furious that I didn't find any part time job while I was at school. I didn't borrow any money from my parants but they offered some support to my final year and I said they don't have to but they insisted. I said I will pay them back and they accepted but now when I talked to my brother it seems my dad is pretty mad. What should I do? When my dad is angry he's pretty intimidating and he also said he don't want me home at all. I and my brother are planing on moving out together in august but I have to stay home until then. What can I do to ease the anger he has towards me?
User avatar #79858 to #79793 - jelatinman (2 hours ago) [-]
Get a job.
User avatar #79796 to #79793 - foaly (7 hours ago) [-]
Avoid him, if he's pissed at you for not getting a part-time job then don't ask him for money and when you do get enough samosas- move out so you can play videya in peace.
#79797 to #79796 - N. Korean citizen (7 hours ago) [-]
what is videya?
User avatar #79799 to #79797 - foaly (7 hours ago) [-]
video games.
#79801 to #79799 - N. Korean citizen (7 hours ago) [-]
I rarely play video games
User avatar #79802 to #79801 - foaly (7 hours ago) [-]
why? Lack of funds? bad at it? not enough time?
#79807 to #79802 - N. Korean citizen (7 hours ago) [-]
bad at it
User avatar #79808 to #79807 - foaly (7 hours ago) [-]
Me too.
User avatar #79787 - mrgilly (8 hours ago) [-]
I'm downloading some mp4 video files, and the size I'm downloading is 764 MB. One of the comments under the source says they're getting 500 MB files when they thought they should only be getting 300 MB files.

I don't computer well, so am I doing this right?
#79806 to #79787 - N. Korean citizen (7 hours ago) [-]
bad at it
#79792 to #79787 - odio (7 hours ago) [-]
omg watch out ur getting virusd
omg watch out ur getting virusd
User avatar #79789 to #79787 - kolimm (8 hours ago) [-]
are you downloading it in a higher quality?
User avatar #79790 to #79789 - mrgilly (7 hours ago) [-]
From the looks of it, they're all 1080p, but two comments are the reason for my concern. The first was someone saying that their 386 MB downloads for one episode were a lot bigger than they expected, and the owner said that 300-500 MB downloads were normal.
User avatar #79791 to #79790 - kolimm (7 hours ago) [-]
then i won't do it
i would go to another source
#79783 - infamoustrapper (8 hours ago) [-]
GUESSSSSS WHATT EVERYBODYYYYYYYYYYY.

RAGNARFAG HAS JOINED OUR LOVE LINE AND MADE IT A LOVE THREE POINTED SHAPE
User avatar #79870 to #79783 - advicedude ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
wut
User avatar #79786 to #79783 - akamrhood (8 hours ago) [-]
Long live the King and his Queens!
User avatar #79785 to #79784 - kolimm (8 hours ago) [-]
you finally one of us
User avatar #79763 - thekillerwalrus (9 hours ago) [-]
Anyone know what the things are I need to know for the written test to get a permit?
User avatar #79875 to #79763 - whisperingdirt (59 minutes ago) [-]
You didn't specify what state you're in so i can only give you what I have since i'm from California, i'm pretty sure if you just google your state and permit test you can find a couple practice test online and use those to study.
User avatar #79780 to #79763 - kolimm (8 hours ago) [-]
no worry's my only interest is infamoustrapper
User avatar #79769 to #79763 - infamoustrapper (9 hours ago) [-]
Know all of kolimm's interests and hobbies.
#79773 to #79769 - N. Korean citizen (9 hours ago) [-]
>kill yourself you cancer fag
User avatar #79775 to #79773 - infamoustrapper (9 hours ago) [-]
>using meme arrows for no apparant reason.
User avatar #79809 to #79775 - davvi (7 hours ago) [-]
-2013
-not using clearly superior funnyjunk meme sticks
#79776 to #79775 - N. Korean citizen (9 hours ago) [-]
>mentioning users for no apparent reason
>calling them meme arrows
User avatar #79777 to #79776 - infamoustrapper (9 hours ago) [-]
>not loving the king and queen of both advice board and hating board.
#79778 to #79777 - N. Korean citizen (9 hours ago) [-]
>h4h4h4 you cancer fag you be a slave of users somewhere else
User avatar #79779 to #79778 - infamoustrapper (9 hours ago) [-]
>wallydollydoodledawdleday
User avatar #79772 to #79770 - infamoustrapper (9 hours ago) [-]
Know them.
#79764 to #79763 - N. Korean citizen (9 hours ago) [-]
permit for driving?
#79767 to #79765 - N. Korean citizen (9 hours ago) [-]
you should probably know your road signs, car anatomy
User avatar #79768 to #79767 - thekillerwalrus (9 hours ago) [-]
Sweet, thanks
#79760 - Spikeydeath (9 hours ago) [-]
I got a 1985 Dodge Caravan, No seats but the front two, anyone know some interior accesories i could add for retro gaming and maybe modern gaming aswell?
Also could i use normal paint on it and put a clear coat over it?
User avatar #79761 to #79760 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
go on pimp my ride
#79727 - infamoustrapper (10 hours ago) [-]
Ok guys, I'll finally tell you who "the user" is.....*giggle   
   
IT'S KOLIMM!
Ok guys, I'll finally tell you who "the user" is.....*giggle

IT'S KOLIMM!
User avatar #79738 to #79727 - acoolusername (10 hours ago) [-]
What about me?! I thought we had something special together!

User avatar #79743 to #79738 - kolimm (10 hours ago) [-]
gtfo bitch he's mine
#79740 to #79738 - infamoustrapper (10 hours ago) [-]
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
#79745 to #79740 - acoolusername (10 hours ago) [-]
But I'm pregnant!
#79746 to #79745 - infamoustrapper (10 hours ago) [-]
shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshits hitshitshits
shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshits hitshitshits
#79733 to #79727 - kolimm (10 hours ago) [-]
oh dear i'm speechless. . .
User avatar #79741 to #79733 - infamoustrapper (10 hours ago) [-]
ur ugly
User avatar #79742 to #79741 - kolimm (10 hours ago) [-]
ur cute
User avatar #79747 to #79744 - kolimm (10 hours ago) [-]
u so cute i wanna eat ur puke
User avatar #79749 to #79748 - kolimm (9 hours ago) [-]
bby why u so mean
User avatar #79750 to #79749 - infamoustrapper (9 hours ago) [-]
bb y u so ugly
User avatar #79751 to #79750 - kolimm (9 hours ago) [-]
my parents hated me at birth

bby pls hold me
User avatar #79752 to #79751 - infamoustrapper (9 hours ago) [-]
unly if u cover dat ugly
User avatar #79753 to #79752 - kolimm (9 hours ago) [-]
im already covered . . . bby ;)
User avatar #79754 to #79753 - infamoustrapper (9 hours ago) [-]
oooooooooooo bby let me uder dem sheets
User avatar #79756 to #79754 - kolimm (9 hours ago) [-]
nooo im wearin nuthin under tha sheets :3
User avatar #79757 to #79756 - infamoustrapper (9 hours ago) [-]
Oh! Excuse me. I'll come back later.
User avatar #79758 to #79757 - kolimm (9 hours ago) [-]
nooohh stay!!
you can cum under ma blanky
User avatar #79759 to #79758 - infamoustrapper (9 hours ago) [-]
I'm allergic to cotton :333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
User avatar #79731 to #79727 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
fucking dammit

hah gay . com
#79732 to #79731 - infamoustrapper (10 hours ago) [-]
lolnewfag
User avatar #79734 to #79732 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
No, it's because I posted like 20 links on the music board
User avatar #79736 to #79734 - infamoustrapper (10 hours ago) [-]
Try not doing that.
User avatar #79737 to #79736 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
The guy asked for good rap, I gave him good rap
User avatar #79812 to #79737 - daryldixon (6 hours ago) [-]
>good
>rap
User avatar #79729 to #79727 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
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#79725 - N. Korean citizen (10 hours ago) [-]
I don't understand how tumbler works. It's just one semi-funny picture followed by 3 pages of listing people who liked it or shared it. Maybe I was just raised on the funnyjunk system and this might be a dumb question but where is the "next" button? I'm so confused. And don't even get me started on twitter. I suppose I might like it more if I had a phone, but it's basally people insulting each other all day long with the occasional link to a picture of that big mac someone ate for lunch today. And here I was thinking I didn't have a life.
#79762 to #79725 - guythatagrees (9 hours ago) [-]
Tumblr is more of a site that tries to put together many categories. You can search for funny stuff or art or news or whatever. Honestly, FJ puts it all there for me alot easier so I prefer.
User avatar #79730 to #79725 - infamoustrapper (10 hours ago) [-]
I can't figure out twitter either. It just seems like a jumbled mess. I don't understand how people use it socially.
User avatar #79728 to #79725 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
People have blogs where they share all these photos, you're not supposed to click on each picture.
User avatar #79719 - infamoustrapper (10 hours ago) [-]
nigalthornberry you fucking moron. She doesn't want to fucking talk to you.

Thanks, kolimm, for giving me the morale boost to finally tell him
User avatar #79859 to #79719 - jelatinman (2 hours ago) [-]
You could go to hateboard for this.
User avatar #79721 to #79719 - kolimm (10 hours ago) [-]
well it's true

nigalthronberry really is a fucking moron
User avatar #79723 to #79721 - infamoustrapper (10 hours ago) [-]
No shit.
User avatar #79712 - infamoustrapper (10 hours ago) [-]
So there's this guy I know...and he's fallen head over heels in love with this girl. But I feel bad because everyone knows, except for him, that she doesn't like him. Should I say something to the guy? What do I say without hurting his feelings?
User avatar #79714 to #79712 - kolimm (10 hours ago) [-]
just tell him without lying

his feelings will be hurt whatsoever so it's better to hear it from a friend that from the girl herself

User avatar #79716 to #79714 - infamoustrapper (10 hours ago) [-]
Ok I'll do it!
User avatar #79713 to #79712 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
is the guy = you?
User avatar #79718 to #79717 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
Sparse.
#79709 - N. Korean citizen (10 hours ago) [-]
What does it mean when someone says "girl is kill"?

Confusion frustrates me!
User avatar #79871 to #79709 - advicedude ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
'no'
User avatar #79711 to #79709 - nigalthornberry (10 hours ago) [-]
Means she died in an obvious manner
User avatar #79686 - infamoustrapper (10 hours ago) [-]
Ok guys....so there's this user on here who I have feelings for...and I don't know what to do. Do I tell the user how I feel? Or do I just keep it to myself and hope the user says something to me first.......
User avatar #79860 to #79686 - jelatinman (2 hours ago) [-]
That depends, does the user live close to you?
User avatar #79715 to #79686 - kolimm (10 hours ago) [-]
I LOVE YOU TOO BBY
User avatar #79720 to #79715 - infamoustrapper (10 hours ago) [-]
KOLIMM YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE YET.
User avatar #79722 to #79720 - kolimm (10 hours ago) [-]
im always everywhere and everytime
#79708 to #79686 - drillaz (10 hours ago) [-]
You just need to assert yourself
You just need to assert yourself
User avatar #79692 to #79686 - fukkenarabs (10 hours ago) [-]
Internet relationships are pretty dumb
User avatar #79698 to #79692 - nigalthornberry (10 hours ago) [-]
They're not real relationships unless your actually with the person
User avatar #79699 to #79698 - fukkenarabs (10 hours ago) [-]
Thats why they're dumb
User avatar #79695 to #79692 - infamoustrapper (10 hours ago) [-]
DON'T SAY IT
User avatar #79689 to #79686 - akamrhood (10 hours ago) [-]
Cheating on me already? huh?
User avatar #79693 to #79689 - infamoustrapper (10 hours ago) [-]
I'm sorry! It's just.........this user. The user is perfect. The user always knows what to say. You don't make me feel like a real woman!
User avatar #79701 to #79693 - akamrhood (10 hours ago) [-]
What about that romantic weekend we spent up in your parents attic? What I did up there, was that just not enough?
User avatar #79702 to #79701 - infamoustrapper (10 hours ago) [-]
It's just.......YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. BUT I CAN'T TELL YOU WHO THE USER IS. YOU'LL MAKE FUN OF ME.
#79669 - nigalthornberry (10 hours ago) [-]
I doubt it
User avatar #79682 to #79669 - fukkenarabs (10 hours ago) [-]
She doesnt like you
User avatar #79700 to #79682 - nigalthornberry (10 hours ago) [-]
Like i said below i could be overthinking this and she could just be a more face to face person
User avatar #79707 to #79700 - infamoustrapper (10 hours ago) [-]
SHE. DOESN'T. LIKE. YOU.
User avatar #79710 to #79707 - nigalthornberry (10 hours ago) [-]
Listen i can see your a little upset over some people saying your internet crush is stupid
Im just gonna ask a couple of people about her because of what i said before and hell for all i know it could just be that people are different especially in the popular groups they tend to want to make plans more often and want to do things in person
User avatar #79724 to #79710 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
dude I'm really sorry but she doesn't seem interested in you at all

post some older conversations and we'll know for sure
User avatar #79726 to #79724 - nigalthornberry (10 hours ago) [-]
I'd have to get on my old phone so that may take a min but the last time i saw her by accident was about a week ago and she ran up to me screamed my name and hugged me
#79814 to #79739 - N. Korean citizen (6 hours ago) [-]
Ask any girl
emotes when texting mean NOTHING
step up the flirt game son
User avatar #79684 to #79682 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
yeah, most likely
User avatar #79672 to #79669 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
fuck I hate people who text like that
User avatar #79674 to #79672 - nigalthornberry (10 hours ago) [-]
She is a little bit strange
User avatar #79679 to #79674 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
she might just not want to text you though, since she didn't respond when you said hey
User avatar #79688 to #79679 - nigalthornberry (10 hours ago) [-]
Sometimes she does reply back and sometimes she does right away she could just be busy since whenever she goes somewhere with her parents they take her phone away or she wants to deal with the person with her first
Maybe she is just a more face to face person though whenever we were in class we always talked and she always sat by me when we had lunch
User avatar #79683 to #79679 - infamoustrapper (10 hours ago) [-]
NO SHIT, MAN. REALLY? ARE YOU SURE? MAYBE SHE IS JUST BUSY GETTING LUBED UP FOR MISTER STUD NIGALTHORNBERRY OVER HERE.
User avatar #79691 to #79683 - nigalthornberry (10 hours ago) [-]
no need to be so edgy
User avatar #79671 to #79669 - infamoustrapper (10 hours ago) [-]
Take a fucking hint bro.
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