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#147827 - anonymous (10 minutes ago) [-]
I found 2 full desktop sets at my local thrift store, Desktop monitor, keyboard, mouse and the actual computer part, the part that looks like a pillar I can't think of the name of it atm. Anyway they're selling them for 120 for each set (4 pieces) should I get one set? They look like they're in great shape.
#147824 - skeptical (1 hour ago) [-]
i fucked up   
how do no fap, cause thats the only thing thats going to help with my focus issues and enable me to get my shit together in time to help somebody who needs help a lot more than i do
i fucked up
how do no fap, cause thats the only thing thats going to help with my focus issues and enable me to get my shit together in time to help somebody who needs help a lot more than i do
#147828 to #147824 - anonymous (10 minutes ago) [-]
whenever you want to fap watch this www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxD4uS8wEvs
and remeber mastrubation it's just simple pleasure, it doesn't make you wise
#147826 to #147824 - confusedasian (1 hour ago) [-]
What's wrong with masturbating? It's normal, unless you're doing it too much and it's ruining your life. Uh, just I don't know. It's not really fun to me, I take enjoyment in other things so do that. I practice guitar   Not really. , and I listen to a bunch of music videos on youtube. I also browse this site often so there's that.
What's wrong with masturbating? It's normal, unless you're doing it too much and it's ruining your life. Uh, just I don't know. It's not really fun to me, I take enjoyment in other things so do that. I practice guitar Not really. , and I listen to a bunch of music videos on youtube. I also browse this site often so there's that.
#147825 to #147824 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (1 hour ago) [-]
Distract yourself.   
If you have to, think of something obscure and extremely non-sexual. Such as: Your naked grandmother.
Distract yourself.
If you have to, think of something obscure and extremely non-sexual. Such as: Your naked grandmother.
User avatar #147812 - indulge (2 hours ago) [-]
This girl I've never met started following me on twitter a while back. Usually I'm picky about who sees my stuff but she was cute and harmless so I let it slide.
Turns out she's pretty cool, she has a lot of the same interests as me, but she's a decent bit younger than me. I felt kind of creepy talking to her every once in a while but hey she followed me first, so I don't care.
Well this morning her mother (at least I assume her mother, same last name and about the age her mom would be) started following me too.
Do I block her mom, who I'm sure would then tell her daughter to stop talking to me? Or do I tell her like "hey I know we've never met but your mom started following me....".
I don't want to be rude but ffs I don't want a girl I've never met's mom following me on Twitter.
#147823 to #147812 - confusedasian (2 hours ago) [-]
Talk to her. Start with something like "Are you ______'s mom?" or something. She's probably just curious about a man her daughter is talking with online. Unless her mom is real creep status going through pictures of you or something, I wouldn't really care.
User avatar #147822 to #147812 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (2 hours ago) [-]
Age creepiness gap is your age divided in half, and then add 7.
She's still within your age-range.

Allow her mom or ignore it. Don't block her.
Her mom is probably just nosy.

Also, it's Twitter.
I doubt her mom uses it frequently.
#147813 to #147812 - minutes ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Well how old are you and how old is she (the girl not the mother)?
User avatar #147814 to #147813 - indulge (2 hours ago) [-]
I'm 20 and I'll be a senior in college this August. She's 18 and she'll be a freshman in college this August. Numerically we're close in age but I can promise you, at least on a maturity/psychological level, we are pretty far apart lol.
#147815 to #147814 - minutes ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Dude that's completely acceptable lol. If you like her I don't really see the problem. I thought you would say something like you're 20 and she's 14. Why would her mother tell her to stop talking to you?
User avatar #147816 to #147815 - indulge (2 hours ago) [-]
If her mom is so overprotective as to follow me on twitter, then I can't imagine why she wouldn't tell her daughter to stop talking to an older boy she's never met.
I can see how from her perspective the situation is potentially weird or dangerous. Even though it isn't at all lol. She's just a super overprotective mother I guess
#147818 to #147816 - minutes ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
I think you are just putting waaaay to much thought into this. You're about the same age, really. I don't think she looks at you as some sort of "older dangerous influence". Maybe she was just curious why her daughter was following you or that girl even talked to her mother about you and she just wanted to have a look by herself. I think you're creating problems when there are actually none. Just let her follow you and don't post extreme shit and you will be fine. Besides, she is 18, she can make decision by herself.
User avatar #147821 to #147818 - indulge (2 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I suppose you're right. I'm not even really that interested in this girl, she's just fun to talk to every now and then. I've just never had someone's parent follow me on twitter before...let alone someone I've personally never met haha
#147790 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
Do any of you read Japanese? If so could you please tell me what this means? A friend wrote this down on some of the pictures we took together she didn't want to tell me what it meant. I'm curious and would appreciate your help. Sorry if it's not completely legible because I wrote it down on a separate piece of paper myself because I'd rather not show the pic. (I assume the last thing is just a heart)
#147793 to #147790 - confusedasian (3 hours ago) [-]
Uh, by any chance you can copy it again except not bubble letter looking. It'd be easier if I can see the actual lines and such.
User avatar #147829 to #147793 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (8 minutes ago) [-]
sounds like you're a confusedasian. I'm not sorry.
#147798 to #147793 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
Here's my attempt at writing it out. Sorry I dont speak japanese so it isn't the most accurate thing.
#147801 to #147798 - confusedasian (3 hours ago) [-]
There's 5 characters, not including the last ~ and heart. Those don't mean anything, just ~ and a heart. The first two character means record and the last two looks like name. The middle I have no clue. So it looks like record name, but that doesn't make any sense unless there is a background story to this letter that I'm missing.
#147804 to #147801 - confusedasian (3 hours ago) [-]
Oh I see, I just read your first post. Makes some sense now. Your friend just wants to write down the names of the places/people or whatever of the pictures you took.
Oh I see, I just read your first post. Makes some sense now. Your friend just wants to write down the names of the places/people or whatever of the pictures you took.
#147806 to #147804 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
Alright thanks for the help! I appreciate it alot.
Alright thanks for the help! I appreciate it alot.
#147795 to #147793 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
Alright will do, thanks.
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User avatar #147782 - redretinas (3 hours ago) [-]
Is the PS Vita worth it? I want to play Persona 4 Golden, But with the system itself, the memory card, and the game, that gets a tad pricey. Any opinions?
#147792 to #147782 - confusedasian (3 hours ago) [-]
If I remember correctly it comes with a build in memory of sorts, or it comes with a small memory stick that's eight gigabytes. Could have been two gigabytes though, or even one.

I don't own a PS Vita, but I would definitely get one. Seeing as, Monster Hunter isn't available on it anymore I would get the 3ds instead. But that's just me. I'm not much of a gamer, but there could be some other really cool games on the Vita.
User avatar #147780 - megafranco (4 hours ago) [-]
I am planning on pranking my entire classroom and I think I am going to give them those laxative gummy bears but the problem is that I dont know how much I am supposed to use or how much I need to buy. I read the story about the guy who ate 20 and had diarrhea for hours but I want it to be moderate not some explosive crap. There is about 30 persons in the group. Work your magic FJ
User avatar #147802 to #147780 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (3 hours ago) [-]
Amazon.
Sugar Free Haribo Gummy Bears.

Any amount will do. People normally don't stop at 2 or 3 gummy bears.
User avatar #147807 to #147802 - megafranco (3 hours ago) [-]
I found some sugar free gummy bears at You need to login to view this link would those work?
User avatar #147808 to #147807 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (3 hours ago) [-]
No.
Haribo's Sugar Free gummy bears contain Lycasin.

The knock-off Sugar Free variety on You need to login to view this link contain Maltitol.
The warning for diarrhea is only there for those who are intolerant of sugar substitutes.

> "Like other sugar alcohols (with the exception of erythritol), large quantities of maltitol can have a laxative effect"

Personally, my body is fairly intolerant of fake sugars. Drinking Coke Zero will literally make me sick for an entire day. It'll make my stomach feel like it's turning inside out. Will it give me diarrhea? No. It could if I was stupid and drank a lot.

Lycasin is a different concentration of Maltitol, and is much, much more effective with it's side-affects. Hence the name: Side affects. It's so bad, it has side affects for most users.

> "Lycasin's known side effects in adults include bloating, intestinal gurgling or rumbling (borborygmi), and flatulence. Some cases of severe intestinal distress have been reported from consuming foods containing Lycasin, which led to many humorous reviews of Haribo's Sugarless Gummy Bears."

TL;DR
Name brand Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears.
User avatar #147809 to #147808 - megafranco (3 hours ago) [-]
last question, where can I find them, I know amazon has them but surely they must be in other places
User avatar #147810 to #147809 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (2 hours ago) [-]
Mostly anywhere that sells candy.
Just look for Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears and check the ingredients for Lycasin.

It's not exclusive to Amazon; it's just easy to buy it in bulk there.
User avatar #147811 to #147810 - megafranco (2 hours ago) [-]
Holy shit, thanks man, now I just need the money and the correct time to use them
User avatar #147796 to #147780 - megafranco (3 hours ago) [-]
Okay so far I am going to buy 5 pounds of it at You need to login to view this link but they dont seem to be the same type of gummy bears as those in amazon plus I dont know how much to give people
User avatar #147797 to #147796 - derpityhurr (3 hours ago) [-]
21 each
User avatar #147799 to #147797 - megafranco (3 hours ago) [-]
25 it is, now I want more details, how much time is it going to take for it to work and how hard will they shit themselves
User avatar #147803 to #147799 - derpityhurr (3 hours ago) [-]
According to his video he ate about 50 and had to shit about 3 hours later
User avatar #147800 to #147799 - derpityhurr (3 hours ago) [-]
peanutbitter might be able to help
User avatar #147783 to #147780 - makotoitou (3 hours ago) [-]
get some
User avatar #147784 to #147783 - megafranco (3 hours ago) [-]
Oh I am gonna get them, but I dont know how much
User avatar #147785 to #147784 - makotoitou (3 hours ago) [-]
get some
User avatar #147788 to #147785 - megafranco (3 hours ago) [-]
I will take that as a ton of it
#147779 - conebonesixtynine (4 hours ago) [-]
Fellas, if you have a date or need to do something just for fun this weekend, i really really recommend you to go and see Guardians of the Galaxy, the true succesor of Star Wars with the classic Marvel quality.
Iadvice you to go and see it see what i did there?
10/10 like Skyrim with space.
I saw it last night, any question, just ask
User avatar #147772 - nim (5 hours ago) [-]
So like this is weird to me. Maybe a guy can clear this up for me?
I've been seeing this guy for about 6 months now and although we're not entirely serious we still spend a few nights together though not much really happens. I kinda have feelings for this guy so since we've been seeing each other so long, might as well at least suggest sex. (He was teasing me all night) He straight up refuses and say's it's too much work. I've never had a guy refuse sex before. I wouldn't say I'm ugly so I'm just confused. Was this actually him just being extremely lazy or just dumb?
User avatar #147787 to #147772 - thatnigger ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
If you're not in the mood, you're not in the mood, ya know?
It probably is just him and not you.
#147774 to #147772 - confusedasian (4 hours ago) [-]
I'm with anon. He could be nervous, but he could also just not want sex. Guys don't always want sex. If I had a choice 8 out of 10 times I'll choose something else other than sex. Sex is just boring I guess. In out in out penis twitch done. Wow, so fun.
I'm with anon. He could be nervous, but he could also just not want sex. Guys don't always want sex. If I had a choice 8 out of 10 times I'll choose something else other than sex. Sex is just boring I guess. In out in out penis twitch done. Wow, so fun.
User avatar #147775 to #147774 - nim (4 hours ago) [-]
He's always been pretty confident in his sexuality and once asked for a threesome. I find it's unfair since there's only so much those bony fingers can do. How does one find sex boring? I mean I guess if you have a shitty partner who just lays there.
#147776 to #147775 - confusedasian (4 hours ago) [-]
Wow, I guess he was lazy then. Ha.


I kind of just explained in my previous comment why I find sex boring. "In out in out penis twitch done." I guess it has something to do with me though.
User avatar #147777 to #147776 - nim (4 hours ago) [-]
God damn lazy ass men. lmao Maybe she was too loose lol
#147778 to #147777 - confusedasian (4 hours ago) [-]
I'd type out an essay with statistics that shows that men aren't lazy, but I'll do it another time.


Or maybe I was too small.
#147773 to #147772 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
he might be scared/nervous. I doubt he's actually THAT lazy.

he might even be gay and just hides it.
User avatar #147750 - dizzleboy (11 hours ago) [-]
So I'm going to this party with my best friend tonight. It's a night club kind of party, can anyone give me advice on how to get laid?
#147805 to #147750 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (3 hours ago) [-]
Depends.
You can go one of two routes.

One:
Find something crazy to wear.
Rave gloves.
Skittles Hookah.
Bring lots of Candy. (Bracelets. Give them out to chicks, and ask them to do PLUR with you. PEACE. LOVE. UNITY. RESPECT.)

Two:
Don't be a tool.
Be yourself.
Get decently early, hit the bar, try talking to people.

Also, something to note is that no girl is taken.
They're in a nightclub for a reason. See a girl? Try chatting with her.

When I went, I had a girl, whom of which had a guy that was all over her, start chatting me up.
She was hitting on me, even though there was some guy all up on her.

Just have fun, and don't be afraid to talk to people. Maybe bring a lot of money.
User avatar #147752 to #147750 - pirgh (10 hours ago) [-]
Dress nice, Wear Cologne, Don't stare but at the same time don't avoid looking.

Don't sit on your ass all night cause if a girl is there she's there to have fun so be fun! Don't use generic pick up lines and be a nice approachable guy but at the same time show them that you're confidant by keeping this one solid thought in your mind.

"I'm here to have fun, If this girl doesn't like me, I don't really care" Keep that thought in mind even if it's a lie. It's gonna help you keep calm and the girls are gonna feel less pressured. Good luck.
User avatar #147766 to #147752 - beatmasterz (6 hours ago) [-]
Sometimes ironically using lame pick ups works.
User avatar #147753 to #147752 - dizzleboy (10 hours ago) [-]
You sir are the best. I love you no homo all of the homo
#147749 - ipoopedinthegarden (11 hours ago) [-]
Does anybody have any good sites to watch recent movies on? Would be greatly appreciated.
Does anybody have any good sites to watch recent movies on? Would be greatly appreciated.
User avatar #147757 to #147749 - derpityhurr (9 hours ago) [-]
just torrent them
#147754 to #147749 - anonymous (10 hours ago) [-]
buy the DVDs.
User avatar #147756 to #147754 - misticalz (10 hours ago) [-]
shibe
#147755 to #147754 - ipoopedinthegarden (10 hours ago) [-]
There's a slight problem, I have no fucking money.
#147768 to #147755 - anonymous (6 hours ago) [-]
there's always pre-owned copies.
#147769 to #147768 - ipoopedinthegarden (6 hours ago) [-]
'Recent movies', anon
'Recent movies', anon
#147771 to #147769 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
I've seen films come out on dvd only a month ago and they were already in the pre owned section.
#147747 - anonymous (12 hours ago) [-]
Anybody else have the problem of not being able the cum when doing stuff with a partner?
User avatar #147767 to #147747 - beatmasterz (6 hours ago) [-]
It's called erectile dysfunction.
#147759 to #147747 - dehumanizer (8 hours ago) [-]
yeah  the problem is she's not real
yeah the problem is she's not real
#147744 - confusedasian (13 hours ago) [-]
Do you guys get wet dreams? It's 5:03 am I got up a few minutes ago to clean myself and change pants. I thought that stuff stops when your 18 or 19. Serious question. When does it stop? How do I stop it? As you can guess I'm a bit embarassed, and I'm also annoyed.
User avatar #147770 to #147744 - makotoitou (5 hours ago) [-]
never had one masterrace
User avatar #147751 to #147744 - pirgh (10 hours ago) [-]
Best way to stop them is jacking off I suppose.....If you don't jack off, it's gonna happen no matter what age you are.
#147763 to #147751 - confusedasian (6 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I was afraid of that. I don't know, masturbating is weird to me.
User avatar #147746 to #147744 - ipostcp (12 hours ago) [-]
I haven't had one where I have blown a load and I'm 19.
#147764 to #147746 - confusedasian (6 hours ago) [-]
Sometimes I wake up just before it happens and it's fine, others I'm not too lucky as I wake up during or just at the very beginning.
Sometimes I wake up just before it happens and it's fine, others I'm not too lucky as I wake up during or just at the very beginning.
#147781 to #147764 - ipostcp (4 hours ago) [-]
I gotta ask, since I've never experienced it. When you wake up during or just when it starts, does it feel good or no?
#147786 to #147781 - confusedasian (3 hours ago) [-]
Because something is covering your penis, pants or underwear at least for me, I just feel something drip slowly down in large amounts and I feel my penis, I don't know how to describe it. Being pumped? So that's how it initially feels. And then it dawns on me what just happen and I feel embarrassed and annoyed.
Because something is covering your penis, pants or underwear at least for me, I just feel something drip slowly down in large amounts and I feel my penis, I don't know how to describe it. Being pumped? So that's how it initially feels. And then it dawns on me what just happen and I feel embarrassed and annoyed.
User avatar #147789 to #147786 - ipostcp (3 hours ago) [-]
Well, at least I'm not missing anything.
User avatar #147745 to #147744 - misticalz (12 hours ago) [-]
I'm 16
havent had one yet
#147765 to #147745 - confusedasian (6 hours ago) [-]
Mines started around 16 years old, but someone else told me that some people never experience one.
Mines started around 16 years old, but someone else told me that some people never experience one.
#147732 - thegamerslife (17 hours ago) [-]
What do? this is bugging the shit out of me.. and I have no idea how to repair it.

I can take a better picture if it's needed. but I doubt it.
User avatar #147748 to #147732 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (11 hours ago) [-]
You can run down to a local store/ hobbyist store and find patches for jeans. I would just that to cover it.
You might be able to find something similar, but it won't be the exact same.
User avatar #147741 to #147732 - misticalz (14 hours ago) [-]
get it re leathered
or patch it up yourself
sharpie
User avatar #147740 to #147732 - greyshirt (15 hours ago) [-]
You could use a sharpie or something if you just want it to not stand out so much but I don't know what you could do in the way of actually repairing it.
User avatar #147737 to #147732 - makotoitou (16 hours ago) [-]
the cushion got a boner and broke outta the leather
#147734 to #147732 - anonymous (17 hours ago) [-]
duct tape it.
User avatar #147735 to #147734 - thegamerslife (17 hours ago) [-]
that is a very very last resort... cause I really don't want to have to do that to this chair.
User avatar #147760 to #147735 - mrpeepee (7 hours ago) [-]
You could maybe stich some cloth onto the chair?
User avatar #147727 - codyxvasco (17 hours ago) [-]
I've reached the point where I'm actually getting frustrated with life.
No matter what I constantly feel like shit. I don't want to talk to anyone, I don't want to get up, and I don't want to do anything other than sleep and eat. I used to be so active and so happy but just for no reason I can't just be happy that I'm alive.

But strangely enough I'll just get a random burst of energy maybe once a day where I'll want to just scream and dance around or whatever, but shortly after it dies out and I'll just collapse to the floor.

Even worse I'd look at people who would have these complaints and just say they need to deal with it. That motivation isn't that hard and you just need to make yourself happy. And now here I am. A miserable mess.
My mother won't let me see a therapist. all I need is Joyce Meyer and a bible according to her. Are there any other ways to fix me before I go off to college like this?
User avatar #147817 to #147727 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (2 hours ago) [-]
You're depressed.

You don't need a Therapist.
You've acknowledged that you are depressed and want to fix it. You've taken the first step to coming out of depression.

I used to be extremely depressed, and was from age 8 to 17. (I'm 19 now, btw.)
I hated my family. I hated my town. I hated my life.
Now? I love my family. I love the town I'm in. And I love life.

On December 24th, 2012, I was at work staying late and working harder to help with their Christmas dinner.
Then when I was finally alone, and while everyone else was getting hammered, I walked to my station and grabbed a knife. I held that knife to my stomach. Ready to end it all then and there.
But there was a slight nagging voice in my head...

> "They'll win."
> "It's not worth it."
> "There's so much more to life than your narrow minded view."

The more I listened, the more I realized just how ignorant and selfish I was. The more I realized just exactly how narrow minded I truly was.
I chose not to act upon my suicidal thoughts. I chose to be better than my family. If my family was the cause of the darkness in my life, then I shall shine through them and prevail. I wouldn't let them get the best of me. I wouldn't let them win.

Whatever it is that's keeping you sad, find a way to demolish it.
When you get that burst of energy? Go running. Each and every day, go running. You'll get lost in thought, and the energy will keep flowing.
You're better than your depression. Go and be the person you want to be. The only thing holding you back is yourself.
Let's face it. You truly are comfortable with your scenario. Else you would've acted upon it sooner and changed it. Yet it's change that scares you. You'll never progress unless you're willing to get uncomfortable in your depression.
(Continued...)
User avatar #147819 to #147817 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (2 hours ago) [-]
Go and get social, even if you have to force yourself to. Get some new friends. Live life. Have fun. Stop sulking around all day. Silence and loneliness is depressing. Cut that out of your life and you'll be a much happier person.

Occupy yourself, get a job, get some friends, and you'll never have time to dwell on negativity. You'll be focusing and thinking on not only the present, but the future as well.
Stop looking back on the past. It won't do you any good. What's done is done. What's happened has happened. There's no possible way for you to change any of it. Accept that and move on.
User avatar #147729 to #147727 - nigalthornberry (17 hours ago) [-]
"Find something to believe in and find it four yourself, then pass it on to the future"
#147733 to #147729 - codyxvasco (17 hours ago) [-]
Yesterday I had loads of fun making a Deku shield for my friend. I was happy all day but it just wears off and I feel down again. But I have the motivation of a broken air conditioner. I don't believe in anything. I just want to be as content with life as I used to be. I never used to feel like this, but I was always alone....well....more-so now.
User avatar #147736 to #147733 - youngneil ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
Achieve more temporary happiness by making a Deku Shield for me too.

But seriously, if you enjoy creating stuff, and it makes you happy, keep doing it. I've been pretty depressed lately, but I figured out quite recently that when I sit down and play some games, or draw something, or write something, or even just fuck around on my guitar that I have no idea how to play, I feel better about life. And since I started just giving my self some time to do what I love, everything has been a lot better, and I feel more content with my life.
User avatar #147738 to #147736 - codyxvasco (16 hours ago) [-]
Do you want a Deku shield? I don't know how to mail things but I can try.
User avatar #147739 to #147738 - youngneil ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
While I would love to have one, I wouldn't want you making one for me because I just couldn't ask someone to do that for me.

And besides, giving people on the internet personal information is kinda sketchy. Thank you, though.
User avatar #147730 to #147729 - nigalthornberry (17 hours ago) [-]
Fucking autocorrect
User avatar #147720 - thegamerslife (18 hours ago) [-]
don't know if this really fits into advice forum but whatever. I have a strong fear of taking new drugs (prescribed) while my wife is away (work/school) cause I am terrified of the chance that If I had a bad allergic reaction I would die alone. :/
User avatar #147721 to #147720 - thatonesouthernkid (18 hours ago) [-]
do you have any friends who can stay with you for a night?
User avatar #147722 to #147721 - thegamerslife (18 hours ago) [-]
she's here at night, but I was suppose to take a medicine today to help me stop coughing, but one of the side effects says something about having no feeling in your chest and difficulty/lack of ability to breath.
also, I live away from the city and the few friends I do have, have shit to do of there own and live in the city.
Some fears I just can't overcome and it sucks.
User avatar #147723 to #147722 - thatonesouthernkid (18 hours ago) [-]
how about allergies, do you have any?
User avatar #147724 to #147723 - thegamerslife (18 hours ago) [-]
codeine, so the cough meds has a chance of cross allergic reaction. also, eggs.
User avatar #147725 to #147724 - thatonesouthernkid (18 hours ago) [-]
then your fear is reasonable, i guess. my advice would probably be to get one of those life alert things or an epi pen. something along those lines, i don't know i'm not a doctor.
User avatar #147726 to #147725 - thegamerslife (18 hours ago) [-]
I'm just gonna keep coughing till she gets home, take the cough syrup and fall asleep. then she can watch me while I sleep... hope I wake up tomorrow.
#147719 - confusedasian (18 hours ago) [-]
Ever since I found out that my mom calls black people chocolate people, I can't stop smelling chocolate whenever I see someone black.
User avatar #147758 to #147719 - derpityhurr (9 hours ago) [-]
glad i could help
#147716 - anonymous (18 hours ago) [-]
is it weird to keep a picture of the girl you like on your phone?
User avatar #147742 to #147716 - iridium (13 hours ago) [-]
What kind of picture? Did you take it with their permission?
User avatar #147743 to #147742 - iridium (13 hours ago) [-]
Sorry, her permission. Force of habit.
User avatar #147728 to #147716 - nigalthornberry (17 hours ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure its alright
User avatar #147717 to #147716 - thatonesouthernkid (18 hours ago) [-]
i wouldn't say it's weird, just rather uncommon maybe? i dunno.
#147703 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (19 hours ago) [-]
So I may have fractured the tip of my ring finger at work.   
   
I went to pick up a metal tray, thought it was lighter than it was... It slammed down on my finger. It's been swollen ever since. About 1.35% swollen. Not too bad, but noticeable.   
   
Barely any money, no insurance, and trying to avoid going to a doctor. Might have to. Any advice?
So I may have fractured the tip of my ring finger at work.

I went to pick up a metal tray, thought it was lighter than it was... It slammed down on my finger. It's been swollen ever since. About 1.35% swollen. Not too bad, but noticeable.

Barely any money, no insurance, and trying to avoid going to a doctor. Might have to. Any advice?
#147715 to #147703 - confusedasian (18 hours ago) [-]
I wouldn't ice it. I'd put something warm to relax it then ice to stiffen it up. I had a door slam my finger tips before.
User avatar #147707 to #147703 - interglutealcleft (18 hours ago) [-]
Get an ice pack and put in on your finger, try not to move it. Take some pain meds and give it a night, if it still looks like shit the next day, all swollen and hurts really bad then I would suggest going to the doctor.
#147702 - anonymous (19 hours ago) [-]
i WANT to talk to my ex. what do?
User avatar #147820 to #147702 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (2 hours ago) [-]
Depends on how/ why you two broke up.
I'd advise against it. Move on.
User avatar #147706 to #147702 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
step 1: man up
step 2: talk.
User avatar #147696 - pirgh (20 hours ago) [-]
I think I need some help, or maybe just some encouraging words or hell maybe I just need a good hard smack from reality.

2 and a half months ago my girlfriend of 15 months at the time dumped me. The reasons were just some generic, doesn't love me anymore, has stronger feelings for my now ex best friend. It was a pretty clean break up to be fair to her......But I didn't take it well at all. Had some exams coming up and they went really badly because I was in the "I don't care about anything" stage. My friends were awesome, they tried their best but I brushed them off for the most part and was pretty depressed until I started fixing myself up in the head.

The relationship was like out of a fairy tale it was so good. We had regular sex and it was loving sex too not just for the hell of it. We were both head over heels for each other and got to the point where we were more comfortable with the 2 of us there than by ourselves. I still don't get what happened in her head to make her break all those promises of me being the only guy and she's never leave me, especially since she was always scared I'd leave her! But this isn't me trying to talk her down and I understand why she left, I was a pretty amazing boyfriend but I messed up on some basics like taking her out and getting on with her friends and I guess they kinda built up for her.

Last month or so I've been getting better. Decided to do some stuff to keep me occupied so I got all my friends who knew eachother and made them bring along some of their friends who me and the others didnt know and we all just went out and did random shit for the past month. I've made LOADS of new friends. Not only that but they all look at me as the guy who organises stuff and it feels pretty good. Hell some of the girls and me get on so well that sometimes I think something might end up happening between me and one of them.

(Sorry for all the backstory, the problem is in the next comment)
User avatar #147698 to #147696 - pirgh (20 hours ago) [-]
Problem is, I still get that lonely feeling. I still miss my ex so much that it just stings to think about. I STILL can't even go near the drawer where I have all her presents she gave me and the love notes she sent me and all the sickeningly sappy stuff that I honestly love. And then there's the stupid teddy she got me that I can't bring myself to look at anymore or get rid of.

I still have a hope that she's gonna start missing me. Cause I know that guys she's with now isn't half the man I am! I might not be 10/10 for looks but he sure as hell doesn't beat me in any catagories other than he was there for her when she was having seond thoughts about me and she confided in him instead of talking to me.

And there's the problem. I can't stop hoping that she'll come back. So I keep clinging on to all the things we shared. I honestly feel the only thing that's gonna save me is if some girl comes out of nowhere and I suddenly fall in love all over again, it's nearly happened already but I don't see things going with any of the possible candidates.

Am I ever going to reach a place where I'll be able to stop regretting and hoping and missing her? Where I can get rid of all the little parts of her I still have with me? It's been a month since I last contacted her at all and feeling all the hope fading was bad enough, but it won't go away completely. I just want to be able to feel content with my life again.

Help me lads......Because I'm lying here awake at 3 A.M. again and I haven't been sleeping well and I need some big magic fix it button.......But failing that, Some advice wouldn't go astray.
User avatar #147704 to #147698 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (19 hours ago) [-]
You understand your faults. All that's left is for you to act and improve upon them.
You know you won't be able to get back with her. So move on.

It sucks, but it's the best you can do.
Accept that your differences and her differences wouldn't allow it to be. Move on.
Find someone else.

You already know so much about your own situation. There's not much for me to tell you, aside from finally taking that step and moving on.
You've got baggage there, man. Even if you get close to other girls, that baggage will send them in the other direction.

Forget about your ex. Move on. Find someone else. There's no way of changing the past, so accept the present as it is and look forward towards a new future.
User avatar #147705 to #147704 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (19 hours ago) [-]
You're already there for moving on. What's holding you back?
Your life will never progress if she's still in it.
User avatar #147699 to #147698 - derpityhurr (20 hours ago) [-]
I'd usually just tell people to listen to Drake albums on repeat but you seem cool
and british

First of all, I'm glad you called him your ex-best friend; someone who does that isnt cool

Don't take this the wrong way but I think a girl who would leave for her boyfriend's best friend isnt very loyal and isnt worth chasing
You should try to forget about her, however long and slow that process will be; have fun with your friends, your new friends, jack off a bit too
If it helps, you could spend one final day to reminisce on her and then destroy/give away all the stuff that reminds you of her; I think that would help me
User avatar #147700 to #147699 - pirgh (20 hours ago) [-]
I like that idea I think....Get some close friends and get them to help me burn all that stuff after I look at it once more cause if I don't burn it, I'll just go get it again.

Thanks for that. I'm Irish by the way but close enough!
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