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#80045
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N. Korean citizen (28 minutes ago) [-]
Trying not to fap for reasons.
Horny as fuck
what do?
Horny as fuck
what do?
#80033
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sirvirus ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-] Can somebody explain to me why the xbox one is so bad. I dont watch e3 and all i know is what ive seen here, so can somebody explain why its so bad and give me a list of pros and cons or something?
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akamrhood ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-] In order to play the game you must registar a code that is uniquely given to each game, then download it to your system in order to play it.
If your friend owns a xbox one, and you would like to borrow a game from him, you have to re purchase the code from microsoft then download the game to play it.
The kinect is built into the xbox and people make the notion that microsoft can spy on you while your xbox is on.
There are no actual improvements to the actualy system like picture quality in games.
The only benefit is nothing.
If your friend owns a xbox one, and you would like to borrow a game from him, you have to re purchase the code from microsoft then download the game to play it.
The kinect is built into the xbox and people make the notion that microsoft can spy on you while your xbox is on.
There are no actual improvements to the actualy system like picture quality in games.
The only benefit is nothing.
#80014
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N. Korean citizen (2 hours ago) [-]
So, for days on end, I've been sleeping until 5AM and today, I decided I would stay awake until 6:30PM-8PM so I can get my days back on track.
It's almost 11AM and I'm sleepy as fuck. What do?
It's almost 11AM and I'm sleepy as fuck. What do?
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advicedude (2 hours ago) [-] Yeah just try getting 8 hours of sleep minimum each day. Also to help you go to sleep qucker, don't eat after an hour before you're going to sleep, a bit of physical activity 1.5 hours before bed can help, taking hot baths before bed, when you lay down to sleep, focus on your breathing.
#80006
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dumerveil (2 hours ago) [-] Guys. I'm tired and I need to stay awake.
I've tried preoccupying myself with games, but it feels like time isn't moving.
What do I do?
I've tried preoccupying myself with games, but it feels like time isn't moving.
What do I do?
#80004
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N. Korean citizen (2 hours ago) [-]
I have an issue and so I came here thinking that maybe you wonderful people would be able to help me locate where this issue all started.
I'm going to turn 16 in a few days which I am very excited about because I'm one year closer to being 18, where I will not have a curfew and all that good stuff! I guess I should get straight to the point: I'm basically a 16 year old girl who likes older guys. I have the mind of a 20 year old girl though and I've been told that I'm very mature. I'm actually leaving high school so I can get my GED and start taking GED classes in the fall, on a college campus of course. The first thought that came to mind was "Damn, older college boys who I will be able to tease and flirt with."
I do meet up with older guys, like, 20 year olds and 22 year olds. I tell them I'm 18 or 19 though, which they always believe because I do look older. I know I won't ever have an actual relationship with these guys, but it's fun to fuck around and kiss and date.
I'm going to turn 16 in a few days which I am very excited about because I'm one year closer to being 18, where I will not have a curfew and all that good stuff! I guess I should get straight to the point: I'm basically a 16 year old girl who likes older guys. I have the mind of a 20 year old girl though and I've been told that I'm very mature. I'm actually leaving high school so I can get my GED and start taking GED classes in the fall, on a college campus of course. The first thought that came to mind was "Damn, older college boys who I will be able to tease and flirt with."
I do meet up with older guys, like, 20 year olds and 22 year olds. I tell them I'm 18 or 19 though, which they always believe because I do look older. I know I won't ever have an actual relationship with these guys, but it's fun to fuck around and kiss and date.
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N. Korean citizen (2 hours ago) [-]
CONTINUED
They also have cars and shit, which is convenient. I'm pretty boy crazy. Also, when I say 'fuck around', I don't actually have sex with these guys, but I do present the idea in some cases. I'm a horny virgin who grew up in a Jewish household, strict parents and all. I have fantasies of sucking older dick, getting felt up by a good looking business men. I don't know what it is about older guys, I just love the attention I guess.
Due to my parents being strict, I always have to lie and sometimes almost get caught whenever I sneak around to go see these older guys, which is a huge problem. I feel like I won't ever have a normal relationship until I'm in my twenties, and I don't need one now but the guys at my school have always been not interesting, unintelligent, not funny, and their cocks just don't look pleasing at all.
Long story short: I'm 'jail-bait' and I like older dick, how do I stop myself from acting out on any urges to meet these men? Where did this come from?
They also have cars and shit, which is convenient. I'm pretty boy crazy. Also, when I say 'fuck around', I don't actually have sex with these guys, but I do present the idea in some cases. I'm a horny virgin who grew up in a Jewish household, strict parents and all. I have fantasies of sucking older dick, getting felt up by a good looking business men. I don't know what it is about older guys, I just love the attention I guess.
Due to my parents being strict, I always have to lie and sometimes almost get caught whenever I sneak around to go see these older guys, which is a huge problem. I feel like I won't ever have a normal relationship until I'm in my twenties, and I don't need one now but the guys at my school have always been not interesting, unintelligent, not funny, and their cocks just don't look pleasing at all.
Long story short: I'm 'jail-bait' and I like older dick, how do I stop myself from acting out on any urges to meet these men? Where did this come from?
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kolimm ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-] insert extreme thirst picture here
so why don't you hang out with guys and galls who are more mature too?
like the guys who are 16-17 but act like 20-21,
since you're in school everyone is still a little childish that happends but after highschool it's a big change so just wait.
so why don't you hang out with guys and galls who are more mature too?
like the guys who are 16-17 but act like 20-21,
since you're in school everyone is still a little childish that happends but after highschool it's a big change so just wait.
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N. Korean citizen (2 hours ago) [-]
To be completely honest, there is nobody I know who is around my age and is mature. I have two female friends and that's all I believe I need, but obviously there is something fucked up with me so I do need to meet more people my age.
I absolutely can't wait to be older, I have so many plans and goals. I know after high school these people will be more grown up, it's just waiting that sucks. I'm very impatient.
I absolutely can't wait to be older, I have so many plans and goals. I know after high school these people will be more grown up, it's just waiting that sucks. I'm very impatient.
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akamrhood ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-] Umm you could try having some fucking self discipline. You are looking for attention in all the wrong ways. Im guessing you are looking for this attention becuase you arent getting enough at home or some shit. But looking for love in the dicks of men who couldnt give a shit about you, is the most dangerous thing you could do for your physical self and your mental self. Ecspecially since you are a virgin and you are all excited and immature and childish around the thought of a penis being in you. After awhile they will lose their flair and you will most likely turn to something else to get attention, maybe drugs or alcohal.
In conclusion:
Stay the fuck in school. Dont drop out so you can suck dick.
Find some god damn self respect and self discipline
Try to get a job to get some self esteem.
Grow the fuck up and get educated about what happens to little girls that dont know shit about the world and think no one and nothing will hurt them. Guess what there are people out there that dont give a flying fuck about you and will just take you whenever.
In conclusion:
Stay the fuck in school. Dont drop out so you can suck dick.
Find some god damn self respect and self discipline
Try to get a job to get some self esteem.
Grow the fuck up and get educated about what happens to little girls that dont know shit about the world and think no one and nothing will hurt them. Guess what there are people out there that dont give a flying fuck about you and will just take you whenever.
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N. Korean citizen (2 hours ago) [-]
Um, I'm not dropping out to suck dick. I'm dropping out because I don't like being around obnoxious people and I can get a better education in college, which I would be starting early by the age of 17. I do respect myself in some sense, I don't go out plastering my goods for attention and I have performed any sexual acts on these men, the most I've done is kiss one of them and go on dates. It is simply a fantasy. I do have a job, thank you very much.
I know I need to grow up more and I am quite aware of the stuff that happens in the world. That's why I'm here asking for advice. No need to be rude.
I know I need to grow up more and I am quite aware of the stuff that happens in the world. That's why I'm here asking for advice. No need to be rude.
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akamrhood ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-] Im not being rude, im being real. I understand that the idea of going out with older men is appealling for your age. But understand us guys never grow up, we never mature, and we will always look at you like a piece of meat if we dont have feelings for you. It is unfortunately the way of the world. The only reason telling you this in the manner I am is because I had a good friend of mine that did the samething and now she has 2 children at the age 20 no father, family left, and is into drugs. I wouldn't want this to happen to any girl ever. So please just be careful and mindful of the intentions of others.
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N. Korean citizen (2 hours ago) [-]
Well thank you for giving me your real advice. I understand what you mean about guys never growing and maturing, but it's more of an experience thing. Older guys tend to be more experienced and I like that. I highly doubt I will have two children at the age of 20. I want to stop having these fantasies and shit. Again, why I want help. I want to be a normal teenage girl who doesn't have thoughts like these.
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akamrhood ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-] Everyone has fantisies about being with someone older and more experience. It is normal. But the guys that do have said experience dont give a shit about you. They jsut want your vagina and that is all. The only time a guy is mature and wont act out of his penis is when his penis doesnt function anymore.
I understand you are young and have yet to experience the world outside of your little bubble of childhood, but trust me. The world is a giant black women slapping you in the face with kfc. I just pray you make the right decisions because everyone says that will never happen to me but oops it fucking did.
I understand you are young and have yet to experience the world outside of your little bubble of childhood, but trust me. The world is a giant black women slapping you in the face with kfc. I just pray you make the right decisions because everyone says that will never happen to me but oops it fucking did.
#79991
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aabbccddeeff (4 hours ago) [-] So like
I started a previous thread about a month back on how to get talking to girls, and everyone were like "Just say hello, talk about anything and shit"
Well, I did, and I wasn't rude or used corny pick up lines, literally just regular shit i'd say to my mates.
Over the past month, I spoke to about 20(ish) girls, and pretty much all of them were like,
>"is dis gai 4 real?"
>"why are you talking to me?"
>"sorry do I know you? could you piss off please?"
>"yeah I like iron maiden... and I guess you like them as well? ... so?" (what's your favorite song?) *girl sighs and walks off*
I mean, even if a random GUY came up to me and complimented my Maiden shirt, I wouldn't be so fucking rude. I'd even be happy to talk to anyone with mutual interests, no matter what gender...
so, what the fuck am I doing wrong? If it's really down to physical appearance then those girls I spoke to were shallow as fuck (or had a boyfriend).
I started a previous thread about a month back on how to get talking to girls, and everyone were like "Just say hello, talk about anything and shit"
Well, I did, and I wasn't rude or used corny pick up lines, literally just regular shit i'd say to my mates.
Over the past month, I spoke to about 20(ish) girls, and pretty much all of them were like,
>"is dis gai 4 real?"
>"why are you talking to me?"
>"sorry do I know you? could you piss off please?"
>"yeah I like iron maiden... and I guess you like them as well? ... so?" (what's your favorite song?) *girl sighs and walks off*
I mean, even if a random GUY came up to me and complimented my Maiden shirt, I wouldn't be so fucking rude. I'd even be happy to talk to anyone with mutual interests, no matter what gender...
so, what the fuck am I doing wrong? If it's really down to physical appearance then those girls I spoke to were shallow as fuck (or had a boyfriend).
#79979
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N. Korean citizen (5 hours ago) [-]
How can I get this guy to leave me alone?
He keeps saying my boyfriend is a douchebag just because he's muscular and likes hip hop (whereas I like heavy metal). He's really annoying. Just because we have more in common with each other it doesn't mean i'm attracted to him for fuck's sake!
We used to be friends until he told me he liked me, but now things are really awkward... Plus he's pretty shy in public so he just sits behind his computer asking me things he'd never say in front of me and my boyfriend in real life...
what should I do?
He keeps saying my boyfriend is a douchebag just because he's muscular and likes hip hop (whereas I like heavy metal). He's really annoying. Just because we have more in common with each other it doesn't mean i'm attracted to him for fuck's sake!
We used to be friends until he told me he liked me, but now things are really awkward... Plus he's pretty shy in public so he just sits behind his computer asking me things he'd never say in front of me and my boyfriend in real life...
what should I do?
#79973
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the one and only (6 hours ago) [-] So I'm gonna try and join Airforce (in Australia) as an engineer of somesort, I heard the physical is the easiest out of all the other military places (like navy and army) but I heard the test are more diffucult (like eyesight and all that) I heard there's around 25 eyesight test, etc, if I fail, one of those that's it,
tl;dr process of joining airforce (australia)
tl;dr process of joining airforce (australia)
#79965
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spartusee ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-] Has anybody here ever taken a high school placement test? Please respond.
#79946
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toxicskull (9 hours ago) [-] Looking for a picture?
It's of a woman who isn't too skinny, it looks very vintage and it's normally posted when people are talking about anorexia how nowadays skinny is the new 'beautiful'
It's of a woman who isn't too skinny, it looks very vintage and it's normally posted when people are talking about anorexia how nowadays skinny is the new 'beautiful'
#79929
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chaosandmadness (10 hours ago) [-] Ok. so I'm extremely freaked out right now and have no idea who to go to for help.
I seriously think I'm being stalked by the rake, or some sort of cryptid.
this isn't a joke, I'm really fucking scared, and would like some help.
a good while ago I was walking around in my house, near this big window at night, I can't remember what time, but it probably doesn't matter. in the corner of my eye I see my neighbor's motion sensor lights turn on outside their house. It caught my attention and I looked to briefly see what I thought to be something humanoid crawling away from their house.
It freaked me out, but I dispelled it as me just seeing things, after being scared out of my mind for about an hour. this was probably around ten days ago. well just a bit ago, I was sitting in my room, playing skyrim and listening to youtube videos with my window open, as my room has no AC. all of the sudden I hear this popping sound near my wall, and think I see a light out side blink briefly. I stared out my window to see if I could see anything, and I'm pretty damn sure I saw something, It's hard to describe, but it just looked like a mass of faint white, like my room light was reflecting on something outside, as It sure as hell didn't look like a reflection from my room, I was still when it passed by my window, and it was moving quite a bit.
I don't know who to get help from, I haven't been here in a while but I'm scared as fuck.
OK, I'm a rational, logical person, but I've heard and read a lot of creepy shit you can find on the internet. and I'm seriously fucking terrified, it happened maybe 25-30 minutes ago? and I have since shut my window, closed the blinds, and tried to rationalize what I saw, but I just cant.
I would really appreciate if someone would help me find concreate proof that the rake doesn't exist, as that's what is scaring the shit out of my right now. I just want to remove any idea that he cound be real. Please, I'm seriously not trolling, I'm fucking scared.
I seriously think I'm being stalked by the rake, or some sort of cryptid.
this isn't a joke, I'm really fucking scared, and would like some help.
a good while ago I was walking around in my house, near this big window at night, I can't remember what time, but it probably doesn't matter. in the corner of my eye I see my neighbor's motion sensor lights turn on outside their house. It caught my attention and I looked to briefly see what I thought to be something humanoid crawling away from their house.
It freaked me out, but I dispelled it as me just seeing things, after being scared out of my mind for about an hour. this was probably around ten days ago. well just a bit ago, I was sitting in my room, playing skyrim and listening to youtube videos with my window open, as my room has no AC. all of the sudden I hear this popping sound near my wall, and think I see a light out side blink briefly. I stared out my window to see if I could see anything, and I'm pretty damn sure I saw something, It's hard to describe, but it just looked like a mass of faint white, like my room light was reflecting on something outside, as It sure as hell didn't look like a reflection from my room, I was still when it passed by my window, and it was moving quite a bit.
I don't know who to get help from, I haven't been here in a while but I'm scared as fuck.
OK, I'm a rational, logical person, but I've heard and read a lot of creepy shit you can find on the internet. and I'm seriously fucking terrified, it happened maybe 25-30 minutes ago? and I have since shut my window, closed the blinds, and tried to rationalize what I saw, but I just cant.
I would really appreciate if someone would help me find concreate proof that the rake doesn't exist, as that's what is scaring the shit out of my right now. I just want to remove any idea that he cound be real. Please, I'm seriously not trolling, I'm fucking scared.
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mrloverlover (6 hours ago) [-] the rake is a creepypasta, meaning it has been deliberately made up. it was made up on 4chan in 2005 i think, and escalated from there.
it's not a myth or urban legend, which sometimes have a little proof of them being true. it's a creepypasta, and everyone knows creepypastas are make-believe horror stories, you're probably pranging out because you're tired or something, you'll feel better once you've slept
it's not a myth or urban legend, which sometimes have a little proof of them being true. it's a creepypasta, and everyone knows creepypastas are make-believe horror stories, you're probably pranging out because you're tired or something, you'll feel better once you've slept
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mrloverlover (5 hours ago) [-] additionally, even if "the rake" was real, it's said to make a high-pitched sort of noise, not a popping sound.
randomly flashing or blinking lights can be the result of retinal detachment, and if your brain is shut off from stimulus, it will end up creating its own. you say you wear glasses, so that shows your eyes aren't working properly anyways (no offence) so there's a chance it's just your eyesight that's causing you to see the faint white, it could be your cornea being slightly misshapen. and i know it's not "a mass of faint white", but cloudy vision can be caused by cataracts.
so yeah, hope thats enough fact for you... its your eyesight giving you problems, and your brain going "lol time to freak you out" because your brain wasn't being stimulated in any other way.. kinda like your mind got bored and wanted to trick you
randomly flashing or blinking lights can be the result of retinal detachment, and if your brain is shut off from stimulus, it will end up creating its own. you say you wear glasses, so that shows your eyes aren't working properly anyways (no offence) so there's a chance it's just your eyesight that's causing you to see the faint white, it could be your cornea being slightly misshapen. and i know it's not "a mass of faint white", but cloudy vision can be caused by cataracts.
so yeah, hope thats enough fact for you... its your eyesight giving you problems, and your brain going "lol time to freak you out" because your brain wasn't being stimulated in any other way.. kinda like your mind got bored and wanted to trick you
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ThePhysGun ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-] If you are being stalked by a giant monster with claws bigger than your dick, you want something that isn't going to do some damage in a very small straight line.
What you can do in the mean time is screw a bunch of knives to a broomstick, then attack that to the end of a chain. Swing that shit around, everything nearby is dead.
What you can do in the mean time is screw a bunch of knives to a broomstick, then attack that to the end of a chain. Swing that shit around, everything nearby is dead.
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kolimm ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-] let me try!
well the rake is a fictional monster created by a marvelous creepypasta
really it's a good story anyone wanna read it: creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Rake
now for you, again it's a good story A STORY.
you don't believe zombie's are real do ya? or dracula?
your mind just associates the rake with the things you just witneseed becaused it's something unclear
the most scary things are the ones we don't understand, why? because our mind finds the best match, and if you read creepypasta it will sometimes go there.
don't be afraid little timmy it's not the rake, mabye it was headlights from a car turning on and off, mabye it was a friend who's messin with ya
but it's not the rake since he's sitting beside me playing oblivion
well the rake is a fictional monster created by a marvelous creepypasta
really it's a good story anyone wanna read it: creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Rake
now for you, again it's a good story A STORY.
you don't believe zombie's are real do ya? or dracula?
your mind just associates the rake with the things you just witneseed becaused it's something unclear
the most scary things are the ones we don't understand, why? because our mind finds the best match, and if you read creepypasta it will sometimes go there.
don't be afraid little timmy it's not the rake, mabye it was headlights from a car turning on and off, mabye it was a friend who's messin with ya
but it's not the rake since he's sitting beside me playing oblivion
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chaosandmadness (10 hours ago) [-] funny, and a good start, but I'm not asking for some nice words, I'm a person of science and facts, and would like just a FEW solid pieces of evidence that he is fake.
I've seen youtube videos and read ALL the pastas on this guy, and now I'm seriously regretting it.
the only thought I have is that the window thing might have been a reflection off of my glasses, but I'm not trying to debunk this idea right now, nor alone at night.
I've seen youtube videos and read ALL the pastas on this guy, and now I'm seriously regretting it.
the only thought I have is that the window thing might have been a reflection off of my glasses, but I'm not trying to debunk this idea right now, nor alone at night.
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kolimm ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-] you want facts?
IT'S A FUCKING FACT THAT EVERY POST ON CREEPYPASTA IS A FAKE STORY
you say your a person of logic yet you believe stuff of the internet.
do you believe sasquatch is real? there is no evedince he isn't
do you beleive the chubacrabra is real? there is no evendence he isnt?
do you believ the rook is real? YES I SAW IT ON THE INERNET
IT'S A FUCKING FACT THAT EVERY POST ON CREEPYPASTA IS A FAKE STORY
you say your a person of logic yet you believe stuff of the internet.
do you believe sasquatch is real? there is no evedince he isn't
do you beleive the chubacrabra is real? there is no evendence he isnt?
do you believ the rook is real? YES I SAW IT ON THE INERNET
#79927
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cycloneclone ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-] How in hell do people or you stay awake for days on end? I can barely make it through one day with lots of caffeine, but caffeine has never effected me that much.
#79921
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icanpaintyay (13 hours ago) [-] i need your help. i'm writing a 10 page process essay on how to do well in college. i only have 2 pages to go, but i ran out of ideas. there's one last topic to cover. What are some good tips or ways that help you study or get work finished?
#79901
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vividsloth (13 hours ago) [-] So board, I'm thinking of going into Graphic Designment, when I realized that I should probably actually learn how to use an computer editing program first. Anyone know what editing program is best to start out with?
#79895
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soraroxas (13 hours ago) [-]
What up funnyjunk! I have some important questions for all you lucid dreamers. 1. How can you have a lucid dream 2.can you stay stuck in the dream 3.what do i need to know to have a lucid dream
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advicedude (13 hours ago) [-] 1.Lucid dreaming is being conscious while sleeping, which allows you to control your dream.
2.No, it's not like inception lol
3.Set an alarm to play a soft tone that will kind of wake you up but not completely. The alarm should be set to play once you are in REM sleep. Timing is different for everyone but it's mostly at 45 minutes of sleeping. Try to get a friend to watch you sleep to record when you are in REM sleep to know when your alarm should sound.
2.No, it's not like inception lol
3.Set an alarm to play a soft tone that will kind of wake you up but not completely. The alarm should be set to play once you are in REM sleep. Timing is different for everyone but it's mostly at 45 minutes of sleeping. Try to get a friend to watch you sleep to record when you are in REM sleep to know when your alarm should sound.
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vividsloth (13 hours ago) [-] Not harmful, the only risk I know of is sleep paralysis, where you basically can't move any muscle at all for about 20 minutes after waking up
Also I do not know how to start out, since I've never attempted lucid dreaming
Also I do not know how to start out, since I've never attempted lucid dreaming
#79893
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dakka ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-] So I have had repressed feelings for my cousin until we got drinks one night and made out, for her it was awkward, but for me it was a dream come true. I want to have sex with my cousin but she's a virgin and i was her first kiss, what do?
#79887
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championalder ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-] if i recived a blowjob, am i still a virgin?
even though it felt awesome, i now feel bad that i'll wont see the girl again (and i only met the girl once on a camping trip) and i also feel bad i didn't do it with a girl i love. i also have went down on her.
even though it felt awesome, i now feel bad that i'll wont see the girl again (and i only met the girl once on a camping trip) and i also feel bad i didn't do it with a girl i love. i also have went down on her.
