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User avatar #177004 - redandgreen ONLINE (13 minutes ago) [-]
Hate the seminar I have today. The Seminar Leader said I don't speak up enough and he stares at me as if that'll somehow help.
It really doesn't.
#176986 - squalllionhart (40 minutes ago) [-]
so i have a bit of acne on my back and it's not severe or anything but a lot of times it burns after i take a shower
it's really uncomfortable, is there any way to make it not do that? i don't scrub it hard or anything like that
google has provided zero answers
User avatar #177012 to #176986 - yiffcario ONLINE (45 seconds ago) [-]
I'd imagine it'd be the soap or body wash you use. What do you use to scrub yourself? Might be scratching it.
If changes these things doesn't help, maybe it's not acne, have a doc check it out.
User avatar #176999 to #176986 - notred ONLINE (24 minutes ago) [-]
Burns? is it only after you shower?

you could be using soap that is rough on your skin (since it's sensitive). Try changing shampoo and body wash. See if it makes a difference.
User avatar #177005 to #176999 - squalllionhart (12 minutes ago) [-]
yeah it's only after i shower
i'll try that thanks
#176982 - notred ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
So I think I might have a blood fetish or something.

I'm just here to ask for your guys' opinion if it is morally right to have one.

I'm studying to become a paramedic as well, but at the time of deciding the occupation I didn't realize I had one.

I feel disgusted by having it and I haven't explored it simply because of feeling bad about it.
User avatar #176983 to #176982 - redandgreen ONLINE (46 minutes ago) [-]
You should talk to a professional. If you're in Uni there's probably free therapy available.
#176984 to #176983 - notred ONLINE (44 minutes ago) [-]
Well I don't feel the need to talk to a professional. I'm just asking peoples opinion if it's wrong to have one.   
   
I mean, I'm not slicing people open to get a fix or something.
Well I don't feel the need to talk to a professional. I'm just asking peoples opinion if it's wrong to have one.

I mean, I'm not slicing people open to get a fix or something.
User avatar #176989 to #176984 - redandgreen ONLINE (35 minutes ago) [-]
I don't think it's morally wrong, even if you were to act on it with a willing partner. However, it is high risk for you and that is something you might consider.
I think you should try and explore why you may have these feelings with a therapist.
User avatar #176993 to #176989 - notred ONLINE (33 minutes ago) [-]
Therapists aren't cheap.
User avatar #176997 to #176993 - redandgreen ONLINE (29 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah, I know. I'd google clinical vampirism and take a look.
#176998 to #176997 - notred ONLINE (27 minutes ago) [-]
Honestly, I'm not about getting diagnosed with some strange ass mental illness or something. I just came here to know if anyone else thought it was weird.   
   
Clearly I'm abnormal though. I haven't met anyone that has the same type of issue I do with the whole smelling and tasting blood in my mouth that isn't there.
Honestly, I'm not about getting diagnosed with some strange ass mental illness or something. I just came here to know if anyone else thought it was weird.

Clearly I'm abnormal though. I haven't met anyone that has the same type of issue I do with the whole smelling and tasting blood in my mouth that isn't there.
User avatar #177000 to #176998 - redandgreen ONLINE (22 minutes ago) [-]
It isn't really a big deal unless you're feeling compelled to act.
I think everyone should be in therapy, so don't worry about that!
User avatar #176985 to #176984 - choobe ONLINE (41 minutes ago) [-]
Well, it's not morally wrong to feel anything. Heck, even pedophiles aren't "morally wrong" if they don't actually molest children and "blood fetish" is miles under "pedophilia" in severity.

Does it have to be a lot or...? If not, I bet you could probably in time find a partner to share it with.
User avatar #176987 to #176985 - notred ONLINE (37 minutes ago) [-]
Whenever I see blood. A little or a lot. A small scrap or arteries cut open, I taste it in my mouth. Like my mouth is full of it. It's all I can smell too. It's really intoxicating.

I mean, I can control myself, but whenever I see a drop of it, I just get overwhelmed with the smell and taste of it.
User avatar #176990 to #176987 - squalllionhart (35 minutes ago) [-]
congratulations
you're a vampire
User avatar #176991 to #176990 - notred ONLINE (34 minutes ago) [-]
See, I was considering going anon for the post simply because how edgy it sounds, but it's true.
User avatar #176994 to #176991 - redandgreen ONLINE (31 minutes ago) [-]
Clinical Vampirism is an actual condition.
#176996 to #176994 - notred ONLINE (29 minutes ago) [-]
See the more I get into this, the more weird it seems.
User avatar #176988 to #176987 - choobe ONLINE (35 minutes ago) [-]
Well, then I don't see why it should be problem for you, and as I said: in time, if it's just a little you could in time find a partner that you could share that with.
User avatar #176992 to #176988 - notred ONLINE (34 minutes ago) [-]
It seems extremely edgy and weird to share.

"Hey, I wanna see what colour your insides are like" doesn't seem kinky to me.
User avatar #176995 to #176992 - choobe ONLINE (30 minutes ago) [-]
Maybe not bring it up on the first date, but if you date an open-minded person and they feel safe around you and doesn't have a fear of blood I don't see why not they wouldn't at least try it.
User avatar #177001 to #176995 - notred ONLINE (21 minutes ago) [-]
I don't really want to cut somebody open on purpose.
User avatar #177002 to #177001 - choobe ONLINE (15 minutes ago) [-]
Well, it's up to you, I'm just saying, it is probably possible to find people willing to indulge a small cut or whatever , I'm not saying because you have it you have to "fulfill" it , you can stick with the Internet and fantasies.

And if it gets "activated" in any situation with blood, as in when your working as a paramedic since you mentioned it I assume it's a concern you have? , I don't really see anything wrong with it as long as you don't let it interfere with your work. Also; Hey, free material to the mental wank bank!
User avatar #177003 to #177002 - notred ONLINE (14 minutes ago) [-]
Well, It's only a real life thing.

Like if I go to a gore website and see a guy with his arm off, it's not going to get me hard or something. It has to be a real life thing.
User avatar #177007 to #177003 - redandgreen ONLINE (10 minutes ago) [-]
Not to be weird about it but if you start having issues as a paramedic I think you should definitely seek help. If you start associating suffering with the fetish that may be a very different thing.
#177009 to #177007 - notred ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
Well, I'm not a fucking animal. I know how to control myself.

I'm not going to hurt somebody to get my rocks off. That's disgusting. I find the whole thing disgusting.
User avatar #177010 to #177009 - redandgreen ONLINE (7 minutes ago) [-]
OK, I was responding to choobe really.
User avatar #177006 to #177003 - choobe ONLINE (11 minutes ago) [-]
Well, if you don't want to do it with your partner, and your own blood doesn't do the trick(?), then I think your choice of profession is probably one of the better ways for you to indulge in it. I mean you're helping people, who cares if you get horny when doing it.
User avatar #177008 to #177006 - redandgreen ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
Those people will be suffering though, that's a very different psychological leap.
User avatar #177011 to #177008 - choobe ONLINE (7 minutes ago) [-]
That's true. I didn't think about that.
User avatar #176979 - nigalthornberry (5 hours ago) [-]
I keep trying to open a pic on kik but it keeps saying it failed to load and that I should try again in a minute. I've waited but nothings happened any ideas?
User avatar #176976 - moldybreadcrumb (6 hours ago) [-]
I'm trying to learn the piano right now, and the biggest problem I'm having is controlling my left and right hand movements separately. Does anybody know any way to make this easier?
User avatar #176981 to #176976 - skydiving (1 hour ago) [-]
Ugh. I suck at this, too. The only thing that really helped was once you've learned both left and right hand, play them slowly together and think about the music as one song that plays off itself. Think about how the two hands mesh together and why they have their own rhythms and where the melodies move. If you think about them separately its difficult to play them together. You gotta play stupidly slowly, but once you start to get that layered understanding of where everything falls, it's a lot easier.

That helped me. No idea if it will help you. You could always play video games like that other guy suggested, or try things like cooking or sculpting. Also, those ipad games where you tap certain fingers to music would probably help, too. And they're catchy and addictive.
#176974 - waffenmia (7 hours ago) [-]
Is this correct? I'm having an argument right now about this and I need an answer
#176977 to #176974 - dvmaster ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
If you're trying to do partial fractions then it would be (As+B)/(3s^2+1) if yout're not then I dont know what you're doing
#176966 - anonexplains (8 hours ago) [-]
Hey guys, my name is xxkosukexx. If you have a piss fetish let me know
User avatar #176973 to #176966 - xxkosukexx (7 hours ago) [-]
faggot ass nigga.
User avatar #176972 to #176966 - xxkosukexx (7 hours ago) [-]
nigga stfu that ain't me u troll
User avatar #176971 to #176966 - babywithlips (8 hours ago) [-]
xxkosukexx
User avatar #176975 to #176971 - xxkosukexx (6 hours ago) [-]
That is a picture of me but someone else posted that, was reichmaster.
#176969 to #176966 - spikeskiba (8 hours ago) [-]
datsgay
User avatar #176968 to #176966 - derpityhurr (8 hours ago) [-]
ill shit on you
#176948 - shadowmaul (11 hours ago) [-]
Oh board of Fj lend me some help and I will give you a green thumb i promise

i got a girlfriend recently and she has lived a VERY sheltered life i mean minimal television and practically no interenet

I on the other hand have been to the darkest places on the internet...like FJ

and I would like to bring her out but obviously i have to do it slowly

can someone tell me how i might go about corrupting this innocent girl to be a evil and perverted as i am?
#176967 to #176948 - anonexplains (8 hours ago) [-]
Start with movies maybe. It'll work both as a date and you can gauge her level of preparedness for your corrupt influences. From there you slowly break her in with gradually more intense shit. It's like with porn, if you go in slowly you find your fetishes become more and more perverse but if you jump right in with something like a shemale bdsm gangbang you get scared of ever going beyond the most basic stuff.
User avatar #176961 to #176948 - SOUL CRUSHER (9 hours ago) [-]
The hell is wrong with you? We are here because we are horrible people, we hang and have fun together but I never want to make someone like us. I know you just want to share your interest with her but....maybe share something better? if you have nothing better then maybe now it the time to get a new hobby. I like jerking off other dudes, that's something you and your girlfriend can get into together
User avatar #176955 to #176948 - unforgivenfive (10 hours ago) [-]
Don't.. Get off the internet and go read a book...eventually you'll get laid from your knowledge. plus anyone thats been on the "internet" for extended periods of time might as well be considered brain dead...and you dont want a brain dead girl friend do you

DO YOU Shadowmaul??!! no I didnt think so
User avatar #176957 to #176955 - shadowmaul (10 hours ago) [-]
but but...i read and im not dead brain
User avatar #176959 to #176957 - unforgivenfive (10 hours ago) [-]
only a zombie would say that... I'm watching you

JK bro dont worry about whether your girl is on the internet. cause eventually you leave and focus on growing positively and have a woman who's smart enough not to delve too deep into technology is almost perfect. but the main thing you should have in a woman is a support. the perfect woman is one who makes her other half better and who recieves betterment and the DICK in return
#176943 - demonologist (12 hours ago) [-]
My ex girlfriend is threatening to leak my nude pics that I sent her. None have my face in them but I've taken face pics in the same bathroom. What do? Can I take legal action? FYI I'm Canadian and she lives in another province so I don't know if I can take legal action from a different province.
User avatar #176965 to #176943 - lordbrauner (8 hours ago) [-]
Oh, and some courts consider libel (slander and defamation not through action, but through a published or pictured source) actually worse than standard slander, I'd guess since things on the internet spread like an illness, so you'd possibly have an even stronger case. I suppose just keep that in mind.

Documentation is very important, no matter what though.
User avatar #176964 to #176943 - lordbrauner (8 hours ago) [-]
Also, if she's making these threats over an electronic service (i.e texts or messages on social media) be sure to save those records to present them to a lawyer if it comes to that.
User avatar #176963 to #176943 - lordbrauner (8 hours ago) [-]
It could be considered defamation, which while not criminal is a civil illegal action. She won't be convicted of a punishable crime, but you can sue the shit out of her. If you get any lawyer worth his/her salt, you'd have an easy case. Those "ex-girlfriend revenge" porn sites have come under fire under similar circumstances, albeit on a larger scale and many have been shut down as a consequence.

She's being very petty and spiteful, so don't be afraid to retaliate with the full weight of the law if you feel you must.
User avatar #176962 to #176943 - SOUL CRUSHER (9 hours ago) [-]
lol good luck I don't know laws of brother canada
User avatar #176945 to #176943 - redandgreen ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
Why is she threatening to leak them? You should probably just ask her to delete them before you mention legal stuff.
I don't know if the law is the same in Canada but over here the person who took the photo owns copyright so if you took them then you own them.
#176937 - mislavcro ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
What is the best way to get over heartache, I've been losing my mind for this week and I want it to end.
User avatar #176938 to #176937 - silverzepher (13 hours ago) [-]
welcome to the romantic's association. doughnuts and coffee sometimes show up.

how may we help you?
#176940 to #176938 - mislavcro ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
Only way to help is the bullet to the brain. :S
User avatar #176941 to #176940 - silverzepher (12 hours ago) [-]
or fall into a coma, but i prefer to dedicate myself to another, or if you end up in my situation you kind of just start loathing yourself, and deciding that jill is your new best friend
#176946 to #176941 - mislavcro ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
For too long has Jill been my friend.
User avatar #176950 to #176946 - silverzepher (11 hours ago) [-]
3 years and counting, so i know that feeling.

but yes, as a romantic you should know how easily you can fall in love. or you could work on some of your own things, start working out a little more, focus on your studies, try and work extra hours.
#176951 to #176950 - mislavcro ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
It's not that that's problem, I'm not fat, and I'm fairly normal looking. Just last week, I had something with this girl, fallen in love with her and all, and just in a second it was all gone. She found a new guy, never would have I thought that it would come to this.
User avatar #176954 to #176951 - silverzepher (11 hours ago) [-]
in not saying you where, but self improvement is never a bad thing.

that hurts man, i don't know what to say, but keep your chin up, and find someone who can help you mend that broken heart. Don't go for quick hook ups in the end that is just a selfdestructive path for a romantic, in not saying not to put yourself out there, but don't just go for a fling, i know that you might not want to jump right back in, and i don't blame you. take your time, maybe have a chat with your bartender for a couple of days, just don't give up, okay?
#176956 to #176954 - mislavcro ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
Hehe, thanks for caring, I was not planning on killing myself, don't worry. I just want a normal life, that's all.
User avatar #176958 to #176956 - silverzepher (10 hours ago) [-]
again i want talking about that, i was more talking about being a romantic, that being said as a romantic, normal is impossible
#176935 - anonexplains (14 hours ago) [-]
Hey guys, can you get an STD from a dog?
since this is anonymous i'll come right out and admit that i had sex with my dog, yesterday i just bent over the couch naked and let my st bernard penetrate me. first of all don't judge me, i was gagging for some action and my husband was at work, the neighbors can't satisfy me and i had lost my vibrator. besides since i had put peanut butter on my bumhole to get the pooch licking, he technically started it when he mounted me. anyway after a good 5 minutes of pounding he ejaculated in me and we spent some time licking each other. it was only after a while that i realized that i could have a std (i have watched my dog have sex with at least 2 other dogs and tried to get it on with a small boy who lives across the road from us so he isn't exactly clean). again no one criticize me, its my life and i need advice on whether i'm infected or not, i work in mcdonalds so it not exactly good if i have diseased fanny thats going to stink up the place. also i can't go to the doctor because last time i went after i had been penetrated by a horse he said he'll call the police if i had sex with a animal again, were all technically animals so i really can't see what the problem is, thanks
User avatar #176960 to #176935 - youngneil (9 hours ago) [-]
You now have super AIDS. Please lay down and die quietly.
#176953 to #176935 - icefried (11 hours ago) [-]
dear god that's hilarious
dear god that's hilarious
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#176925 - friendofaf (21 hours ago) [-]
Hey guys. I've been recording fraps videos for Besiege and I wanna find out how to shrink em. Because at the moment I'm making vids that are 2 gigs when I'd like them to be about 10mb. Anyone know any video shrinking software out there?
User avatar #176939 to #176925 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (13 hours ago) [-]
I'd recommend using "Action!"
It's a really good capture program. Way better than flaps.
User avatar #176927 to #176925 - focalanemo (17 hours ago) [-]
You can shrink them by rendering them to the right quality. It won't become 10 mb but more like 500 MB.
You'll need a video-editing program to render your video's to a certain quality. 480p, 720p and 1080p for example.
A good program for editing is Adobe premier but that one costs money. You can torrent it if you want. There is also free software like windows movie maker which gets the job done.
#176924 - anonexplains (21 hours ago) [-]
Using my vibrator in my room.
Just heard my brother come home and walk upstairs. fml never masturbating again.
User avatar #176970 to #176924 - incoming (8 hours ago) [-]
Don't stop. If it happens again and he walks in you look him dead in the eye as you climax. The only person who will ever hear of the incident will be his therapist.
#176952 to #176924 - anonexplains (11 hours ago) [-]
he's probably masturbated to the thought of you masturbating before
User avatar #176931 to #176924 - silverzepher (16 hours ago) [-]
why? not like he doesn't get his jollies too
User avatar #176928 to #176924 - SOUL CRUSHER (17 hours ago) [-]
yeah yeah, that's
what they all say.
User avatar #176922 - bonerjam ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
what are interpersonal skills? why are they important to the teaching and learning process?
User avatar #176930 to #176922 - SOUL CRUSHER (17 hours ago) [-]
I randomly got a boner while reading your post
#176915 - anonexplains (03/05/2015) [-]
How do you get over loving someone who will never love you back even if they seemed like they did in the past?
It should be easy, but it's definitely not.
#176944 to #176915 - anonexplains (12 hours ago) [-]
Britt?
#176949 to #176944 - anonexplains (11 hours ago) [-]
not Britt.
Hope you find her though.
User avatar #176929 to #176915 - SOUL CRUSHER (17 hours ago) [-]
I don't get along with my parents either anon
#176920 to #176915 - anonexplains (03/05/2015) [-]
After being sad/crying about it then you start the process of suppressing and forgetting your feelings. Whatever you need to do to do that is what you do. Whether it's finding another significant other, hanging out with friends, playing video games, watching movies/tv, exercising, etc. I'd say eating as well but I don't recommend becoming a fat ass, so eat if it helps but be prepared to get fit. Try not to become a pathetic piece of shit in the process. Nobody wants to be the guy/girl who went through a downwards spiral in life because of some guy/girl broke their heart.

tl;dr 1. cry if neccessary. 2. keep your mind off of it somehow.
User avatar #176912 - thunderquill (03/05/2015) [-]
So not sure where else to ask, I need to take a flight from Salt Lake city, UT to Atlantic city, NJ. I have looked everywhere and no flights go from slc to ac but theres middle points i can use, how am I supposed to make this work? I have never been on a plane and have no idea what Im doing or looking for...
User avatar #176918 to #176912 - foreveranonymous (03/05/2015) [-]
I used to live 20 minutes from AC, it's garbage. My family always flew to/from Philadelphia, it's about an hour and a half/2 hours from AC.
User avatar #176926 to #176918 - thunderquill (21 hours ago) [-]
We were considering that, but Philadelphia is so far away from wildwood (area where ill be staying)
User avatar #176932 to #176926 - foreveranonymous (15 hours ago) [-]
Yeah Wildwood is pretty far from Philly, but Philly is probably your best bet, honestly. It's the only other airport I know of in that area that isn't AC
User avatar #176917 to #176912 - spaceking (03/05/2015) [-]
There seems to be only a small airline running out of Atlantic City, try to find what other cities it connects to. Remember, you can always take a bus partway if you cant find any flights. Not optimal, but it works in a pinch.
#176911 - anonexplains (03/05/2015) [-]
I need help guys,

I'm retarded I've been dating this girl and I'm in love with her. But I broke up with her, I broke my own heart and I don't know how to fix it. I can't seem to date anyone and its been close to half a year, I don't know why I just find it wrong. I mean I've dated 2 other girls but only for about a week. The thing is I don't want to forget about her and I absolutely truly love her. She used to come to my house almost everyday and we would just cuddle on my bed and idk its just so hard her not being there anymore. I'm not sure if ill ever be able to get over her.
#176921 to #176911 - anonexplains (03/05/2015) [-]
Have you tried apologizing to her and get her back?
#176980 to #176921 - anonexplains (4 hours ago) [-]
Yeah..
#176903 - anonexplains (03/05/2015) [-]
how to get over that sore feeling in your wrist when you jerk it wrong?
User avatar #176902 - noooooooo ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
what do you do when youre so excited about an upcoming event that its hard to think of anything other than the event? im 99% sure this will happen, but the exact date is unknown. somewhere between 2-3 weeks i think...
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