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#159062 - StarvedSouthKorean (1 hour ago) [-]
This is pretty embarrassing but whatever, here I go. I'm 18, 19 in a few months and I'm looking to buy some kind of vibrator or something. I'm a virgin and tight as fuck so I think I preferably want something small, probably just clitoral stimulation. I just don't know what to get, any ladies here wanna give me any ideas? I'm in the uk if that helps with brands and stuff.
#159060 - ssheinrich (1 hour ago) [-]
whats the name of the song used in this video?    
   
inb4 any form of "darude-sandstorm"
whats the name of the song used in this video?

inb4 any form of "darude-sandstorm"
#159053 - StarvedSouthKorean (3 hours ago) [-]
>lost the will to live years ago
>despised the job i was in for nearly two years
>fire the other week
>parents getting more aggressive for me to jump back into another shit job
>already depressed and lifes going down the shitter when it turns out sister suddenly explodes with major issues
>turns out she was lying to parents and going out getting converted by mormons, also hanging out with people associated with drug dealers
>parents find out, both now super depressed that their daughter has been brainwashed to dislike us all and wanted to run away (was gonna get baptised even)
>now everyones arguing over mother fucking religion and im just sat here already at rock bottom now this shit happens.

So how's everyone else?
#159063 to #159053 - dipples (1 hour ago) [-]
Well I had to get major surgery so I missed a bit over a month of school.
Now I have to do a semester's work in 4 weeks because it's a short term (Australian final year is kinda whacko).
I'm sorta surprised my heart hasn't stopped at this point.
Life is fun dude
User avatar #159055 to #159053 - EdwardNigma (3 hours ago) [-]
I'm going to be forced to move for the 4th time in 2 years in January.
The other 3 times were all in a span of 12 months.
So nah.
Pretty pissed.
User avatar #159052 - MrKittyKat (3 hours ago) [-]
Does anyone here know how to install a PSU?
User avatar #159057 to #159052 - sugoi (1 hour ago) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #159054 to #159052 - MrKittyKat (3 hours ago) [-]
Nevermind.
#159049 - orangelightning (3 hours ago) [-]
How do i make sad lemon face in comments.
#159051 to #159050 - orangelightning (3 hours ago) [-]
stop taunting me
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User avatar #159043 - thisistheguy (7 hours ago) [-]
Got some chest acne, how do I get rid of/prevent it? I use cetaphil in the shower and I don't have too much chest hair
#159048 to #159043 - dipples (3 hours ago) [-]
Cetaphil is good, but try to also make sure your chest is always nice and clean. Try not to sleep face down because (same with face on pillow) the oils and jazz can stop it healing. Sounds stupid but eat fruit and veg and drink plenty of water. I get bad back acne and this stuff always clears it up quick smart.
User avatar #159046 to #159043 - megasharkman (5 hours ago) [-]
Use a zit zapper to pop them.
User avatar #159038 - theporkwhisperer (7 hours ago) [-]
Hey guys. I'm sure I'll get red thumbed to shit for this. but frankly I don't really give a shit right now. So what I need help is with is relationship. I broke up with this girl of 1 1/2 years. She's made me happy ever since I first met her. I asked her out nervously and turns out she liked me as well. We had a flourishing relationship until a couple of weeks ago. She enrolled in College courses, and we didn't really talk much after that which led to our breakup. I get a call a couple of weeks after the break-up saying that she has a party and she want's me to go to it. I went and it was kind of awkward. Like it was an Anime themed party and we got fortune cookies and shit. Of course mine had to say "Tonight is the night for love and affection". So yeah a bro of mine looked at it, said "fuck no bro", then he passed it to bro number two. My ex leaned in to grab it and the motherfucker ate it. Doesn't sound that awkward? Well I was leaving and I said goodbye to everyone, then I said goodbye to her. As i was closing the door she gave me a face I'd never seen before. It's a face that says: I don't want you to go. Like a sad smile. That's why I've been awake for 2 days just thinking about it. We had so many memories together FJ. I need your help. This is the girl that I can't see myself without. I know that sounds stupid at a young age (17) but she's wonderful. Should I ask her to be together again? Should I not? I'm clueless. That's why I made a poll : strawpoll.me/2822334
I need you guys to help me decide.
It's because I have no one else to turn to. Please.
#159047 to #159038 - StarvedSouthKorean (4 hours ago) [-]
Yo dude she probably didnt talk because she was busy with college classes. Dont be a fuck up theres times people arent gonna talk. Though i have no clue did she say anything in those times to indicate she was drifting from you? From how you framed it. It sounds like shes into you. And you broke off something that didnt need to break off. Seems you just got sad you guys werent talking but thats gonna happen in relationships. People get jobs. They got school they got work they have to do. The longer shes single the more chances any other guy can to come in and take her. And if shes a pretty girl shes not gonna be just single for a while someone will come. So if that doesnt fire you up to go get her back idk what will.
#159042 to #159038 - evictedone (7 hours ago) [-]
I'ma just say: Do it. Whether you look like a fool, or don't, at least you're pursuing what you want. That is important in itself.
I'ma just say: Do it. Whether you look like a fool, or don't, at least you're pursuing what you want. That is important in itself.
User avatar #159045 to #159042 - randomrage (6 hours ago) [-]
where do i get one of those suits??
#159040 to #159038 - saltybanana (7 hours ago) [-]
nigga just go for it
nigga just go for it
#159023 - dvmaster (8 hours ago) [-]
Today my 2.5 year old girlfriend told me that she doesn't picture a future for us anymore (living together, getting engaged) and also doesn't feel the same way about me.

God i feel like dying fj I actually thought we had something serious.
User avatar #159037 to #159023 - fuckya ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
I've never held a girl friend for longer than 4 months.
User avatar #159056 to #159037 - dcmp (2 hours ago) [-]
never held one for more than 1 month take that

User avatar #159061 to #159056 - ssheinrich (1 hour ago) [-]
i had a girlfriend when i was in 4th grade, thou i got bored after 3 days i ignored her for 3 months just so i could have a rreason so break up
User avatar #159059 to #159056 - fuckya ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
It's not my inability to get a girl, it's my inability to keep one.
#159032 to #159023 - saltybanana (8 hours ago) [-]
maybe its your goals in life brehh

look at your life so far, what are your goals? talking about major? wanna be a doc or a video game designer. cause if you choose the way of the so called "arts" yeah she thinks your gonna be a looser when you grow up.

just look at what your doing wrong, or talk to her of why she feels that way
#159033 to #159032 - dvmaster (8 hours ago) [-]
I'm getting a degree in Mechatronics so I don't think it goes that way
We tried to talk about it but she just said that she's been feeling like that for a couple of weeks and that she doesn't know why. Which only makes it worst because I dont know what to do.
User avatar #159035 to #159033 - saltybanana (8 hours ago) [-]
man yo bitch is stupid den

itll go away eventually, hopefully shes not seeing someone else
User avatar #159036 to #159035 - dvmaster (8 hours ago) [-]
hopefully
#159029 to #159023 - oborawatabinost (8 hours ago) [-]
I haven't dealt with that, but I know it fucking sucks to trust and rely on someone that ends up doing that to you. So I know that there's not anything I can say to make you feel better. I do know that time will make you feel a bit better, but I don't expect that to be any consolation to you.   
   
I'm really sorry, man.   
   
I have this funny dog .gif
I haven't dealt with that, but I know it fucking sucks to trust and rely on someone that ends up doing that to you. So I know that there's not anything I can say to make you feel better. I do know that time will make you feel a bit better, but I don't expect that to be any consolation to you.

I'm really sorry, man.

I have this funny dog .gif
User avatar #159034 to #159029 - dvmaster (8 hours ago) [-]
Thanks man. That is actually funny
User avatar #159039 to #159034 - oborawatabinost (7 hours ago) [-]
It's easier said than done, but try not to let it bring the rest of your life down with it. I had a bad break up a little more than a year ago, and I was a mess for a long time. I still am now, but for entirely different reasons. My point is that even if you don't believe me now, you will feel better over time. If possible, use this to motivate you to improve yourself as much as you can, in every way. Like I said, easier said than done, though.
User avatar #159027 to #159023 - braveblue (8 hours ago) [-]
Well if she doesn't love you now chances are she might not love you again. Just ask her why she feels that way and if she won't change her mind about it then i'm sure it's going to be over. Also how old are you?
User avatar #159030 to #159027 - dvmaster (8 hours ago) [-]
23 I know I'm not old or something it just feels really shitty and i needed a place to vent
User avatar #159031 to #159030 - braveblue (8 hours ago) [-]
Well bro you got your whole life ahead of you and Advice board will always be here for you. Citation needed.
#159026 to #159023 - littleboots (8 hours ago) [-]
gee maybe you shouldn't date a three year old.
#159028 to #159026 - littleboots (8 hours ago) [-]
that was mean. sorry.
#159021 - littleboots (8 hours ago) [-]
Hello, im new here and what are items?
User avatar #159024 to #159021 - braveblue (8 hours ago) [-]
It's like a trading card game I guess, items have values and what not and you can grab them on the item's page or something to that extent. I'm pretty sure you can exchange a certain amount of lesser items for higher quality items with more points, you can also trade them with other FJ users. I'm not too sure what else i'm missing here but I think there is an items board so you can probably get more help from there.
#159025 to #159024 - littleboots (8 hours ago) [-]
ah k thanks
User avatar #159018 - teoanon ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
Freshman college student here, I just finished submitting an essay for my comp 1 class but it I turned in late and turned in 30 min before the window of accepting late papers closes and that window for late papers was open for a week. I also have previously done 4 other papers the night+morning it was due, and spent a 12 hour session doing a take home midterm finishing it 3 hours before it was due. So I have to ask, how do I get into the mindset of doing essays and projects ahead of time because at this point I've achieved the mindset of knowing that I'm able to do them at the last second and still manage a good grade since all of those papers got 80% or higher, I even got a 100% on one of them while a friend in the same class got a 95%. In the end it may work but I hate the feeling of stress and anxiety of doing them last second.
User avatar #159022 to #159018 - braveblue (8 hours ago) [-]
Well this apply's for almost everything turn-in related. But anyway, I always try to complete my projects/essays/homework/study before I start to do anything fun related. I mean breaks are okay as long as you aren't shirking your work.
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User avatar #159008 - spidermehn (13 hours ago) [-]
OK I need help fast
I met this girl a few years back. we date for a couple years and then i break up with her because she became a total feminazi like bad feminazi well few years later i meet this other girl tottaly hot 10/10 well im talking to her and i can tell she is into me well all of a sudden she starts talking about my feminazi ex like my best friend feminazi we had this wonderful time yada yada yada well now i tell her that she was my ex now two days later she stops talking to me I found out that the two years that i broke up with feminazi she has been spreading rumors to everyone in town now i found out that i am litteraly hated by every chick out there because i am a "Drunk who hates women and feminists" Tried drinking once im a lightweight i cant do it. well now it has been three weeks from talking to new chick and each time I do Feminazi spreads another rumor... I Want to date the new chick but feminazi keeps ruining everything about me what in the hell should i do
User avatar #159019 to #159008 - letting (9 hours ago) [-]
Slander is illegal.

File a police report, it will aggravate the situation tremendously, but if you're serious enough it might scare her into being quiet. Otherwise, fucking move, or date somebody a bit outside your local radius, she doesn't know everybody in the world.
User avatar #159011 to #159008 - trapuke (12 hours ago) [-]
either do as saltybanana suggested
or you can tell any girl that you date the truth.

if the girls you date believe a stupid rumor over how you act/are then they aren't worth dealing with.

This being said. The later would be a better idea. Kill the rumors now if you can.
#159010 to #159008 - saltybanana (13 hours ago) [-]
man supaman dat hoe! and watch me yoooouuuu!!   
   
man thats fucking disrespectful of her bruhh. if she really liked you she would asked you if the rumors were true. anyways, just call her one day and ask her what happen? like "ay yo bitch? where the hell you been? better get cho ass over her, unless you wanna get back on this dick again nah sayin?" jk dont say that    
   
just be like "hey whats wrong? why did you go afk on me?" if she says something stupid like "oh causer theres rumors about you blah blah" just tell her thats disrespectful of her to believe them. be a man bruhh! go up to your ex and tell her straight up that, that aint cool mang.
man supaman dat hoe! and watch me yoooouuuu!!

man thats fucking disrespectful of her bruhh. if she really liked you she would asked you if the rumors were true. anyways, just call her one day and ask her what happen? like "ay yo bitch? where the hell you been? better get cho ass over her, unless you wanna get back on this dick again nah sayin?" jk dont say that

just be like "hey whats wrong? why did you go afk on me?" if she says something stupid like "oh causer theres rumors about you blah blah" just tell her thats disrespectful of her to believe them. be a man bruhh! go up to your ex and tell her straight up that, that aint cool mang.
User avatar #159003 - kyogreking (13 hours ago) [-]
Had a dragon fruit yesterday took a shit today and I actually dyed the water purple. Dont need any advice just wanted to share
#159001 - derpyhoovezz (14 hours ago) [-]
I pretty much got myself into a one sided relationship where she loves me, but i really just dont feel the same because Ive found someone else...   
   
And I just dont have the heart to tell her...   
Like it would DESTROY her   
And over the weekend ive been trying to get her to move on but its not been doing any good, like I would keep coming back to her saying I want to be with her, mostly because I cant stand her being so hurt, then i tell her i need to think about it...   
   
How do i break up with her without just completley fucking her up?
I pretty much got myself into a one sided relationship where she loves me, but i really just dont feel the same because Ive found someone else...

And I just dont have the heart to tell her...
Like it would DESTROY her
And over the weekend ive been trying to get her to move on but its not been doing any good, like I would keep coming back to her saying I want to be with her, mostly because I cant stand her being so hurt, then i tell her i need to think about it...

How do i break up with her without just completley fucking her up?
#159014 to #159001 - StarvedSouthKorean (12 hours ago) [-]
Get over yourself dude. She will survive without you just fine even if it hurts at the beginning. The best thing you can do for her is calling it a quit and close the door until both of you have moved on. You aint such a blessing in her life that she is better off with your crumbs instead of being available for some guy who really love her. The sooner you are out of the picture, the sooner she will get back on the saddle and get the relationship she deserves.
User avatar #159009 to #159001 - spidermehn (13 hours ago) [-]
I did that too and what i did was "I think we should break up because Dating you has brought up some old feelings and i need some time to sort those things out
User avatar #159005 to #159001 - trapuke (13 hours ago) [-]
No matter what you do or say, in the end if you leave her it will hurt.
Do not tell her you found someone else, and do not tell her anything such as

"I just want to be friends." "I just need time." etc...

Something close to what I would say

"I am sorry. I do not love you the way I did anymore. I do not want to hurt you but I do not want to lie to you either. I honestly hope you can forgive me and I am sorry I have caused you to feel pain."

In the end hun, she is going to get hurt whether you tell her or not she will find out. Make the break as clean as possible so she can heal faster. No open endings.
#159004 to #159001 - saltybanana (13 hours ago) [-]
let it goooo, oh let it goo!!   
   
honestly there is no way of sugar coating a dump he he dump    
just tell her straight up brehh, instead of leading her on which kinda makes you an asshole      
just go up to her and tell her "hey its gonna be hard to say this, but i love someone else." booom! thats it man.  tell her the truth, its gonna be tough but its time for you to grow some bawlss!
let it goooo, oh let it goo!!

honestly there is no way of sugar coating a dump he he dump
just tell her straight up brehh, instead of leading her on which kinda makes you an asshole
just go up to her and tell her "hey its gonna be hard to say this, but i love someone else." booom! thats it man. tell her the truth, its gonna be tough but its time for you to grow some bawlss!
#158996 - swiggityswooty ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
should i use cough syrup to get high right now, im bored as fuck
#158997 to #158996 - swiggityswooty ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
ive already done the research, safety isnt an issue, its a strictly moral one i suppose
#158999 to #158997 - StarvedSouthKorean (14 hours ago) [-]
#159000 to #158999 - swiggityswooty ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
k.
#158989 - StarvedSouthKorean (15 hours ago) [-]
I feel like my love life is pretty dead and will remain that way for a pretty long time.

I'm rather good looking and I have no problem with talking to girls but all the girls at parties I go to are adjusted to the "norm" and that being hooking up with people, nothing beyond.

How do I get a girl who has never had the intention of a one night stand to sleep with me?

How do I say it without saying too much, ruining my reputation (I don't have any but I would if I asked the wrong girl lol).
#159006 to #158989 - saltybanana (13 hours ago) [-]
how bout meet a girl that not at a party?   
   
yeah dude just find yourself a PYT during the day time, or a close friend that you know.   
i believe in getting to know the girl instead of looks i use to do looks and always ended up with a bitch  maybe find a pyt at the party and just conversat with her. fuck it if you sleep with her that aint nothing wrong? just invite her for breakfast and get to know her more from there.   
   
dude its really easy, idk why alot of guys fumble and shit them selfs when they talk to girls
how bout meet a girl that not at a party?

yeah dude just find yourself a PYT during the day time, or a close friend that you know.
i believe in getting to know the girl instead of looks i use to do looks and always ended up with a bitch maybe find a pyt at the party and just conversat with her. fuck it if you sleep with her that aint nothing wrong? just invite her for breakfast and get to know her more from there.

dude its really easy, idk why alot of guys fumble and shit them selfs when they talk to girls
#158995 to #158989 - StarvedSouthKorean (14 hours ago) [-]
get her really drunk
#158998 to #158995 - StarvedSouthKorean (14 hours ago) [-]
That's really wrong
#158983 - StarvedSouthKorean (15 hours ago) [-]
I'm not sure what answer I'm looking for, I've heard just about everything, maybe I just want to complain or deep down hope someone will tell me something that finally clicks. Here we go.

I live in chronic pain, I have since I was young due to a severe case of a genetic disease messing with my bones. I've undergone multiple surgeries, with no luck to helping rid of the pain. The only thing accomplished, is this disease (last time I had an x ray anyways) has stopped killing me. My dreams were crushed one after another, as everything I wanted to do in life is now impossible because of this disease. The career I wanted, everything I wanted to do, I had my whole life planned out and it came crumbling down.

(cont)
User avatar #158986 to #158983 - focalanemo (15 hours ago) [-]
Well this world is very unfair and we just need to accept reality since it is the only option..
But instead of being depressed and taking away other people's happiness because you can't be happy, people need to make the best with what they have.

That is one important lesson I have learned in life.
#158991 to #158986 - StarvedSouthKorean (15 hours ago) [-]
>"instead of being depressed and taking away other people's happiness because you can't be happy, people need to make the best with what they have."

What? I'm not sure if you just didn't see my other posts, or it was a general "you" and not directed at me specifically. I said the one thing I do (probably my only good quality) is I am good at making people smile, laugh, and in general help shoulder their burdens. I'll be damned if I ever let myself take away others happiness just because I got dealt a bad hand.

User avatar #158993 to #158991 - focalanemo (15 hours ago) [-]
It was a general you, I know plenty of people who try to make other people's life worse because they have it bad and man those people are the worst...

Main tip for you, just find as many good friends and have good times with them, or try to help someone who is also in a bad situation
#158985 to #158983 - StarvedSouthKorean (15 hours ago) [-]
My girlfriend of 2 years left me as I was in recovery from one of the surgeries that helped save my life. She wants to stay friends, and proceeded to go out with the one guy who wants to kick my ass just for having dated her. I don't want her back, she's done far more harm then good and I've made that clear to her, but she still pesters me.

I've had little to no self esteem for most of my life, I can't take a compliment. It's very easy for me to put on a smile, make others smile and laugh, but I just can't make myself happy and I don't know why. Being with friends helps a lot, but then it comes back around to issue #1, my chronic pain. The more I do, the worse my pain gets, eventually getting to the point I can't hide it and everyone worries about me.
#158988 to #158985 - StarvedSouthKorean (15 hours ago) [-]
I'm going to a community college, just trying to get my degree and my mind off of, well, everything. That's failing as well. I don't have any other dreams that hasn't been crushed by my disease. Lately, the pain has worsen a ton. It's getting to near unbearable levels, and I can't keep depending on pain killers.

My dreams have remained dead, I can't drive in this much pain so I don't go out as much anymore. I don't want to go to community college, I'm chasing something that doesn't make me happy. What it does do, is make my parents happy. I'd go any length to see to it that no one I care about sees I'm really just a loser with no plan.

What do I do, I want to finally be happy. It'll be 8 years in a month of chronic pain, the fact it's gone on this long is so depressing. If my fear of letting everyone around me down, wasn't greater then my wish to die, I'd be gone by now. The pain is too much, and I am very tired.
#158987 to #158985 - StarvedSouthKorean (15 hours ago) [-]
That's really rough. I'm sure things will start to look better for you soon, just keep going and it will get better.
User avatar #158968 - pmilooo (16 hours ago) [-]
Can anyone recommend any good piano tutorial books, thanks
User avatar #158976 to #158968 - focalanemo (15 hours ago) [-]
Did you already google some stuff?
#158963 - StarvedSouthKorean (16 hours ago) [-]
I just watched the step brother who didn't know he was my step brother die in a horrible accident. AMA.
User avatar #158977 to #158963 - focalanemo (15 hours ago) [-]
Have you already talked with your family about this?
#158984 to #158977 - StarvedSouthKorean (15 hours ago) [-]
With my mum yea, he wasn't close to us at all so it doesn't really affect any of us
User avatar #158964 to #158963 - misticalz (16 hours ago) [-]
what
#158970 to #158964 - StarvedSouthKorean (16 hours ago) [-]
His mum is married to my dad who i know but have never really met. I didn't know him at all but he was really popular so i knew about him (my brother) I was just nipping to the shop when i saw someone go shooting past me on a quadbike as i walked out i head loads of commotion and there was a bit of a crowd but i couldn't tell what was happening. Turns out he came off and died pretty much instantly. I feel pretty unaffected but it's sort of crappy that i'll never get to meet him properly. He was 2 years older than me too.
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