a touching spider story. purple ninjas fighting marshmellows. Me, working in the garden, when all of a sudden I see a spider emerge from his hiding spat in some
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a touching spider story

purple ninjas fighting marshmellows

Me, working in the garden, when all
of a sudden I see a spider emerge
from his hiding spat in some moss.
Then I saw that HE was actually a
SHE; her egg sack now sitting
where she once was.
I dropped her off far enough away,
but she was facing opposite her egg
sack, so I nudged her with the spade
to turn around...
The second she saw her egg sack
she quickly embraced it with all
eight of her legs, as if she thought
she would never see it again.
So I took my gardening spade and
scooped him up to put him elsewhere,
out of my way.
Sorry Hr. Spider,
hut: you' re kinda
H creep.
I went to go walk away, but I just
couldn' t hear to separate her from
her hashes (even though spiders still
creep me out), so I decided to pick
up the egg sack as well.
Sad, Mrs. Spider, if
she had no more
hashes.
You still creep me out
though, Hrs. Spider!
qua
III
...
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Submitted: 11/18/2013
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