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themassivefail (01/06/2014) [+] (115 replies)
My dad once said that to a guy in the airport. He was reading the bible
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alphagex (01/06/2014) [-] Nah such a drag to try to do that
plus even if i don't have dancing gif i could get it from google but I'am too lazy
iam happy there is another username with the word alpha in it
but you and i know iam the superior alpha, i won't point it how cuz i don't want to be a douche poop bag but you know what i mean
imagine the full metal alchemist charcter in a car moving their head back and forth i tought i had that pic but no
never be a omega always be a alpha
plus even if i don't have dancing gif i could get it from google but I'am too lazy
iam happy there is another username with the word alpha in it
but you and i know iam the superior alpha, i won't point it how cuz i don't want to be a douche poop bag but you know what i mean
imagine the full metal alchemist charcter in a car moving their head back and forth i tought i had that pic but no
never be a omega always be a alpha
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themassivefail (01/06/2014) [-] I'll give you that. The free wi-fi was a stroke of genius.
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themassivefail (01/06/2014) [-] Teachers shouldn't tell you how to do things step by step. That's not teaching. you're supposed to figure it out for yourself, that's how you remember it all.
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alphagex (01/06/2014) [-] he does look like lord vladew this pic
lord vlaew is from exmortis 2 game on newgrounds (if u got account there add me iam more lonely then the boulevard of dreams that is the opposited of repaired)
as for the first one i dont want to say the source not to be a poop bag but to see if sombody without searching online could tell it
lord vlaew is from exmortis 2 game on newgrounds (if u got account there add me iam more lonely then the boulevard of dreams that is the opposited of repaired)
as for the first one i dont want to say the source not to be a poop bag but to see if sombody without searching online could tell it
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alphagex (01/06/2014) [-] played the second and half of 3 y half u say cuz my homosexual of a laptop keep shuting off due to heat, do u got solution to that? cuz i want to play whorecraft (not making fun of wow is an actualy game) and the computer shut down if u can help me with that probleme i be very greatful senpai
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themassivefail (01/06/2014) [-] I use one of these. Get them at staples, plugs into the laptop usb. Mine can run for days with that baby plugged in.
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alphagex (01/06/2014) [-] okay but how can u figure it out ureself if nobody taught u first... i mean yes they are books like playboy and stuff but lets say there is something u dont understand , it be pretty hars the from the teacher saying do it ureself, i mean life is not dark souls, is life
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alphagex (01/06/2014) [-] Did You just
2 kind of homos
did you just use hash browns on funnyjunk? you know we dont use those on holy ground (highlander reference)
what next are u gonna use XD while ure at it
worse le 9 gag army or asian can read mind or andre hearin art or potter watch
honeslty i have no idea where iam going with this
2 kind of homos
did you just use hash browns on funnyjunk? you know we dont use those on holy ground (highlander reference)
what next are u gonna use XD while ure at it
worse le 9 gag army or asian can read mind or andre hearin art or potter watch
honeslty i have no idea where iam going with this
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themassivefail (01/06/2014) [-] I have no idea where this is going... maybe we should quit while we're ahead. Well played sir, good volley. Until next time dear chap.
p.s. I'm not even Canadian
p.s. I'm not even Canadian
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themassivefail (01/06/2014) [-] much sniff
very bff4l
such companion
very like-the-friendship-between-django-and-dr-schultz-but-neither-die-just-on-an-adv ***********************************************************************
wow
very bff4l
such companion
very like-the-friendship-between-django-and-dr-schultz-but-neither-die-just-on-an-adv ***********************************************************************
wow
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themassivefail (01/06/2014) [-] the foundry is a gateway to many fetishes you never even knew you had. Be sure to remove all filters (button under the main banner on the far left) then search up what you want. Check you the artist; 'sparrow'. He's well known and very good.
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alphagex (01/06/2014) [-] MFW you say sparrow
take out the filter.............................you just opened a new gateway of possibelity thank u my friend, thank u and if is not too much bother, would you kindly give me some good artist name in hentai foundry pls
would you kindly bio shock reference 2 spokky 4 me
not to sound straight but i love u
take out the filter.............................you just opened a new gateway of possibelity thank u my friend, thank u and if is not too much bother, would you kindly give me some good artist name in hentai foundry pls
would you kindly bio shock reference 2 spokky 4 me
not to sound straight but i love u
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themassivefail (01/06/2014) [-] Sparrow... that's about the only artist I can pull off my head. BUT, remove the filters, search for what you want, and look up artists like that. I have shown you the world... it is up to you to explore it.
I know bro, I know... no homo love.
I know bro, I know... no homo love.
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alphagex (01/06/2014) [-] ALL OF THE HOMOS! *le yugioh abridhed movie picture*
i will go into the journey i would throw the one ring to rule them all into the fiery mountains of mount doo- oh wait wrong journey
but yes i would visit it go throught hells testicule itself to found it
also speaking of porn , i realise something, it is immposible no matter how rich u are to view every porn video on the net
why i tell u
1. u need to know every site
2 u need to pay **** load of memebership
3.,new videos every second
4. comes after 3
i will go into the journey i would throw the one ring to rule them all into the fiery mountains of mount doo- oh wait wrong journey
but yes i would visit it go throught hells testicule itself to found it
also speaking of porn , i realise something, it is immposible no matter how rich u are to view every porn video on the net
why i tell u
1. u need to know every site
2 u need to pay **** load of memebership
3.,new videos every second
4. comes after 3
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alphagex (01/06/2014) [-] jesus christ aready? u cum aready? embrace, eternity if my memory serve me right the evil sex eneregie taker asari say that before doing that to u, and since u iz my friend,, i tell u what i ment by fugturp,,, is a guy,, or girl or robot idc who it is but make AWESOME HENTAI ANIMATIONS! and mass erect is one of them, now u can cum twice harder knowing this informations but wait there is more buy now and u receive this free ummm picture that i seleteced randomly out of my pictures
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alphagex (01/06/2014) [-] to a fj to another without tricking me nor lying and making me a pinky promise, do u know,, some good mass effect or any other popular form of games...porn site? is okay u can post the links u wont be banned for it just dont post tities or else jesus guards will get u
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themassivefail (01/06/2014) [-] you could try hentai foundry. always some good stuff up on that! honestly, I doubt anyone is reading our EVERY comment. It's a total *********** .
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themassivefail (01/06/2014) [-] >is currently crab battle
>has no idea
>smashing pumpkins
>nigel thornberry
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mqahzYsB38
>has no idea
>smashing pumpkins
>nigel thornberry
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mqahzYsB38
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alphagex (01/06/2014) [-] how u knew i love cr1tikals shank u my lesbo or gay or tranny friend (THERE IS NO NORMAL ON THE INTERNWET) sadly i seen most of his vid but there is hope for my tities and my pinis to be fully errect once more
my feels....hurt when i see ure profile picture....................sniffel wiffle pokimon the movie
i hate new generation love the 150 only #real pocket monster fan for life
my feels....hurt when i see ure profile picture....................sniffel wiffle pokimon the movie
i hate new generation love the 150 only #real pocket monster fan for life
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alphagex (01/06/2014) [-] you are missing alot, is more awesome then having sex with the sexfather
tell me at least u watched full metal ************* nigerhood at least that anime is awesome sperm sauce
tell me at least u watched full metal ************* nigerhood at least that anime is awesome sperm sauce
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alphagex (01/06/2014) [-] wait, how do people rely on u if,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, u deliver water are people that lazy to go buy in store some water slider? seriously u need to go to people house for that, are u ******** on my tities again? i never heard of a water delivery job................hope it pays well at least
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gazajunk (01/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**gazajunk rolled a random image posted in comment #146 at Breakfasts around the world ** mfw
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gazajunk (01/06/2014) [-] **gazajunk rolled a random image posted in comment #105 at Nazi Wonder Weapons PART 3 ** Yes, yes it is.
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minionofdolan (01/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Thats it hand down favorite content I have ever seen on FJ deleting everything else from my favorites list.
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cormy (01/06/2014) [-] 1500 favourites and you haven't seen this before? Deleted all your favourites because of one measly repost...
Here, maybe you should delete this one from your favourites too in preference for this one, minionofDOLAN: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/dolan/Where+s+gooby/tqLgGgd/
Here's just an older post: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/life/Mortality/MDGpGZQ/
Here, maybe you should delete this one from your favourites too in preference for this one, minionofDOLAN: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/dolan/Where+s+gooby/tqLgGgd/
Here's just an older post: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/life/Mortality/MDGpGZQ/
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alhemicar (01/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I once watched a movie where at the beggining the guy is about to kill himself and then he starts telling what happened and just at the ending of the movie he's seen again, about to jump, then my faggot brother enters the room and says: "oh that's the part when he should have jumped but didn't"
I ******* wanted to murder him
I ******* wanted to murder him
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toxicsonicboom (01/06/2014) [-] This happened when my brother said that ''Sonic will die in the end of Sonic X''...
