Zombie club. I really hate going to nightclubs, but a lot of my friend choose to hold birthday parties there, so sometimes I "have to go". I'm one of
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Zombie club

I really hate going to nightclubs, but a lot of my friend choose to hold birthday parties there, so sometimes I "have to go". I'm one of those people who would much rather sit at some old place with cheap beers and music that is low enough to hear each others. Don't know if that make me boring or not.
Hope you like it.. I know it's not "i'm dying of laughter" humor here, but not a lot of tings on funnyjunj isn't anyway... so

Sometime being in a nightclub feels like being part Ma zombie apocalypse
You quickly run out and weapons to help you survive.
and you dearly wish you could sit in a safe and quiet place instead
and relaxed with your closest friends.
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Submitted: 02/19/2014
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#2 - schnizel (02/19/2014) [-]
[friendzones internally]
User avatar #1 - skumbaner (02/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
pubs > nightclubs
#16 - Jameshaich (02/20/2014) [-]
"herr nightclus sucks they're too loud"   
Well don't 						*******					 go.   
There are so many posts about anti-social people going to clubs and hating them, saying they're full of retards.   
Most clubs where I live are filled with Uni students, and If i don't want to go, I don't. I don't want to be THAT guy and bring a downer on everyone elses night.
"herr nightclus sucks they're too loud"
Well don't ******* go.
There are so many posts about anti-social people going to clubs and hating them, saying they're full of retards.
Most clubs where I live are filled with Uni students, and If i don't want to go, I don't. I don't want to be THAT guy and bring a downer on everyone elses night.
User avatar #3 - orkoapprentice (02/20/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Why the **** do you want to go to a nightclub in the first place if all you want is to "sit in a safe and quiet place?" Keep your fat, anti-social ass at home.
User avatar #19 - fjaggot ONLINE (02/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Why the **** do you go to clubs and bitch afterwards?
#17 - masterPlol (02/20/2014) [-]
I (17) actually never visited a disco or something like this, can someone please tell me how it is?
#14 - payseht (02/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Just adapt. The only one stopping you from having a good time is you. There are negatives with any situation. The secret is to make the most of it.
I used to hate being in large groups because nobody seamed to have a chance to shine, instead everyone talked over everyone else. After a while people formed little groups of discussion, migrated to and from that small group easily, and generally talked a lot more than they would have in a small group.
If you're out "clubbing", then "club". Dance, drink, let loose. Don't look for a conversation where one couldn't happen... there are other things. It's always a plus to discover new things.
What I'm saying is step out of your comfort zone and you might end up enjoying yourself more.
User avatar #13 - derpsenderp (02/20/2014) [-]
Poor girl, getting hit on all the time at night clubs. Life is a struggle.
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