Ze Germans. . Ah, the German. Such a majestic creature. Here we see the German on holiday at the beach However, the beach is not the German is natural habitat.
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Ze Germans

Ah, the German. Such a majestic creature. Here we
see the German on holiday at the beach
However, the beach is not the German is natural habitat.
Beaches are soothing and relaxing.
Such qualities are threatening to the disciplined and practical German
The German begins to panic. It needs work. Desperate for
labor, it begins to dig hole in the ground
The hole now complete, the German 's need/ work is
satis ied. But now, the German must construct 'knoife
The German is swift construction assaying of It
has defended its land against would've attackers
Sta away from mein
The German seems to have spotted another... waita moment...
Bloody will CUT THE CAMERA!
OATMEALS YUO TOO
HOW THE HELL my HE AMKE
TWO PANELS?!
...
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Submitted: 07/03/2014
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User avatar #2 - kirkbot ONLINE (07/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
fake, he's not even wearing sandals and white socks
#1 - mephistesulfurion (07/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
He is of turnings back!
Someone do something!
#9 to #8 - mephistesulfurion (07/03/2014) [-]
YES, I've defeated Reichtangle.
#4 - applescryatnight (07/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i was reading it in the voice of the french narrator from spoungebob
#16 - solidderking (07/04/2014) [-]
germany being mentioned
swell with shame and sauerkraut
and a little bit pride, but no one should know that
#21 - doktorwhat (07/04/2014) [-]
falsch.

hier izt Deutschland ön das Beech

Germans notoriously lay out their towel to claim their spot.
User avatar #12 - davidteninch (07/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
It's funny because Germans do dig random holes in Danish beaches.
#20 - tieze (07/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
that german workaholic stereotype is just so wrong.
as someone who has always lived in germany, every single person i know is lazy as **** , including me.
#14 - hauntergyrados (07/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'm german and I actually can't relate to this.
User avatar #13 - mondprinzessin (07/04/2014) [-]
Lul
#11 - razoriswin (07/03/2014) [-]
But it hasn't put down towels
User avatar #23 - adolfsatan (07/04/2014) [-]
This is exactly what a german in Mallorca looks like.
User avatar #18 - antiphates (07/04/2014) [-]
I thought this would be a joke about german nudists.
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