Yup. . I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said "what' s your sign?" and he said and I laughed so hard I woke up. I woke myself up laughing one time, too. I was eating watches and said "This is time consuming"
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Yup

I had a dream that I was flirting with
Leonardo DiCaprio and I said "what' s
your sign?" and he said
and I laughed so hard
I woke up
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User avatar #20 - payseht ONLINE (01/05/2014) [+] (18 replies)
I woke myself up laughing one time, too.

I was eating watches and said "This is time consuming"
User avatar #3 - warioteam (01/05/2014) [+] (19 replies)
The parts of the brain for cleverness and humor shut down in sleep.
#13 to #3 - damgor (01/05/2014) [-]
and yours is always shut down
and yours is always shut down
User avatar #28 - luckyspirit (01/06/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I once had a dream where the US went into a second depression and people had to use cups and plates for transportation because they couldn't afford cars. People would be standing on top of dinner plates and just sliding around the streets trying to get to places.
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/05/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I had a dream that Leonardo will win this year an oscar...
#11 to #10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/05/2014) [-]
he has this dream every night
#24 - WutsAtroll (01/05/2014) [-]
could've said leo
#35 - nortledrones (01/06/2014) [-]
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You never had that dream.
#67 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I had this one dream were a fetus repeatedly told me I wasn't perfect.
#46 - crazyolitis (01/06/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I once bombed Germany in WW2 in a squadron of cabbages.   
   
I also started a school for praying mantises, one thing lead to another, and I became warlord of the world.   
   
My dreams are trying to tell me something, I think.
I once bombed Germany in WW2 in a squadron of cabbages.

I also started a school for praying mantises, one thing lead to another, and I became warlord of the world.

My dreams are trying to tell me something, I think.
User avatar #33 - byobgraffpro (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
that never happened.
#37 to #33 - yisumad ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
Well, he did dream it.   
Can't really say it did, either.
Well, he did dream it.
Can't really say it did, either.
#27 - mixedfeelings ONLINE (01/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
enough with the ******* tumblr posts
#101 - GuardianofzeBlind (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
when I was a kid I saw the movie ET - The Extraterrestrial and it ******* terrified me. I still remember dreaming about ET and his friends coming and murdering my family while I hid in the closet
#47 - stormtrooperbob (01/06/2014) [-]
Ive done that except i was farting instead of laughing.
#97 - mrjunebug (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#92 - wolviewolverine (01/06/2014) [-]
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Ok, a dream I had recently and I recall it well, since I dream rarely "I went to buy some gasoline and didn't know where to pour it, so I filled a paper coffee cup with it. Brought to my friend, who was sitting in the car. Then suddenly two other guys come and ask if we gad any gas. I show them my cup and one guy sips(!) from it and is like " **** , dude, this is the stuff!" and then asks if we want to change. And then he hands me two pockets with some white substance, that looks like sugar. We then drive away and I suddenly realize that he probably gave me cocaine or meth and I became very worried I was going to get caught for drug trafficking" and then I woke up. Weird **** .

(Do note, that I do not use drugs or even have seen them)
#21 - badpony (01/05/2014) [-]
I had a dream where Prince Harry was telling me off for faking my medical condition so I told him I'd never seen a king with quite so little hair.
User avatar #48 - chimpaflimp (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
1-Think of funny word combo "DiCapricorn"
2-Create joke around said word
3-Post to popular social networking/blogging website
4-?????????
5-profit.
#44 - hentaisweetie (01/06/2014) [-]
Even in womens dreams he's smooth as 						****					.
Even in womens dreams he's smooth as **** .
#61 - partycrashers (01/06/2014) [-]
**partycrashers rolled a random image posted in comment #85 at feel trip ** My sign
#16 - include (01/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #128 - johnnyferno (01/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I think the most terrifying dream I've ever had was when I was a kid.
I dreamt that me and my family was out having a picnic when this huge-ass buck came out of the bushes. It's eyes, red as blood, stared directly at me. And as it stared at me, everything went....grey. I don't know how else to describe it, everything looked so dull and out of place all of a sudden. As I turned to inform my family of the buck, I saw they were not anymore, just gone like they were never here. When I turned back to the animal I saw that..it was hitting the ground with it's hooves, smoke blew out of it's nostrils as it was snorting hard, it was getting ready to charge. Frozen by fear I did nothing as it began to charge, it's red eyes soon filling everything I could see, everything else was covered in red hatred and soon-to-be my red blood. Just as it was about to strike me down with it's antlers, I woke up. Drenched in my own sweat I looked around my room, but the worst was not over. As I looked right in front of me, I saw it again. Like a shade of nightmares it charged me, but disappeared as soon as I screamed in fright. The "Ghost" had gone, and I was alone again.
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