Yup. . I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said "what' s your sign?" and he said and I laughed so hard I woke up. I woke myself up laughing one time, too. I was eating watches and said "This is time consuming"
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Yup

I had a dream that I was flirting with
Leonardo DiCaprio and I said "what' s
your sign?" and he said
and I laughed so hard
I woke up
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User avatar #20 - payseht ONLINE (01/05/2014) [+] (18 replies)
I woke myself up laughing one time, too.

I was eating watches and said "This is time consuming"
User avatar #3 - warioteam ONLINE (01/05/2014) [+] (19 replies)
The parts of the brain for cleverness and humor shut down in sleep.
#13 to #3 - damgor (01/05/2014) [-]
and yours is always shut down
and yours is always shut down
User avatar #28 - luckyspirit (01/06/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I once had a dream where the US went into a second depression and people had to use cups and plates for transportation because they couldn't afford cars. People would be standing on top of dinner plates and just sliding around the streets trying to get to places.
#24 - WutsAtroll (01/05/2014) [-]
could've said leo
#35 - nortledrones (01/06/2014) [-]
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You never had that dream.
#46 - crazyolitis (01/06/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I once bombed Germany in WW2 in a squadron of cabbages.   
   
I also started a school for praying mantises, one thing lead to another, and I became warlord of the world.   
   
My dreams are trying to tell me something, I think.
I once bombed Germany in WW2 in a squadron of cabbages.

I also started a school for praying mantises, one thing lead to another, and I became warlord of the world.

My dreams are trying to tell me something, I think.
User avatar #33 - byobgraffpro (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
that never happened.
#37 to #33 - yisumad (01/06/2014) [-]
Well, he did dream it.   
Can't really say it did, either.
Well, he did dream it.
Can't really say it did, either.
#27 - mixedfeelings (01/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
enough with the ******* tumblr posts
#101 - GuardianofzeBlind (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
when I was a kid I saw the movie ET - The Extraterrestrial and it ******* terrified me. I still remember dreaming about ET and his friends coming and murdering my family while I hid in the closet
#47 - stormtrooperbob (01/06/2014) [-]
Ive done that except i was farting instead of laughing.
#97 - mrjunebug (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#21 - badpony (01/05/2014) [-]
I had a dream where Prince Harry was telling me off for faking my medical condition so I told him I'd never seen a king with quite so little hair.
#67 - anonymous (01/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I had this one dream were a fetus repeatedly told me I wasn't perfect.
User avatar #73 to #67 - hasanaat (01/06/2014) [-]
That fetus was you.
User avatar #48 - chimpaflimp (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
1-Think of funny word combo "DiCapricorn"
2-Create joke around said word
3-Post to popular social networking/blogging website
4-?????????
5-profit.
#44 - hentaisweetie (01/06/2014) [-]
Even in womens dreams he's smooth as 						****					.
Even in womens dreams he's smooth as **** .
#61 - partycrashers (01/06/2014) [-]
**partycrashers rolled a random image posted in comment #85 at feel trip ** My sign
#16 - include (01/05/2014) [-]
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#152 - spaghettiprophet (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I once had dream where my arms and legs kept falling off and magically reappearing. I have never been more disturbed in my life.
#132 - sippay (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Leonardo DiCaprio is your friend, you invite him to your wedding; you've been engaged to your girl for five years. He shows up wearing a tuxedo. Everyone goes wild. People keep toasting him, swarming him, talking to him. He feels embarrassed by the attention because it was supposed to be your day. But he indulges everyone. He asks to see your bride privately to give her his best wishes.
During the main ceremony, he stands in the back. When your girl comes out in dress and ring, he shouts out, "Marry her already, Anon!" causing everyone to laugh.
When it's time to kiss the bride, you lean in and whisper, "We're going to have a lot of anal sex from now on. You're going to be limping for the rest of your life."
Your bride's face turns red and she whispers back, "If anal sex made me limp, I'd be limping right now." Your eyes widen and fall over the crowd. "Don't worry, it's not Leo," the bride whispers.
Your eyes fall on Tobey Maguire, who's holding up a glass of champagne and making that stupid meme face while lifting his eyebrows
Leo looks at Tobey, then at you, then at your bride. Before you can even react, Leo throws himself at Tobey with fury screaming, "HOW COULD YOU **** ANONS WIFE IN HER ASS!"
Tobey screams, "She wasn't his wife yet!"
Your bride is so embarrassed she runs out of the church. You realize that she was rather obviously limping. Leo drags Tobey on stage, shouting, "Now now everyone let's get to the bottom of this." He pulls Tobey's pants down and sniffs his dick. He shakes his head in disgust. "It's true. His dick smells like girl-poop."
How do you re-pay Leo after he defended your honor?
User avatar #128 - johnnyferno (01/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I think the most terrifying dream I've ever had was when I was a kid.
I dreamt that me and my family was out having a picnic when this huge-ass buck came out of the bushes. It's eyes, red as blood, stared directly at me. And as it stared at me, everything went....grey. I don't know how else to describe it, everything looked so dull and out of place all of a sudden. As I turned to inform my family of the buck, I saw they were not anymore, just gone like they were never here. When I turned back to the animal I saw that..it was hitting the ground with it's hooves, smoke blew out of it's nostrils as it was snorting hard, it was getting ready to charge. Frozen by fear I did nothing as it began to charge, it's red eyes soon filling everything I could see, everything else was covered in red hatred and soon-to-be my red blood. Just as it was about to strike me down with it's antlers, I woke up. Drenched in my own sweat I looked around my room, but the worst was not over. As I looked right in front of me, I saw it again. Like a shade of nightmares it charged me, but disappeared as soon as I screamed in fright. The "Ghost" had gone, and I was alone again.
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