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CrimsonHazrad (10/15/2015) [-] 
Better to eat yummy food and die at 60 than suffer starvation and die at 75
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qnamanmanga (10/16/2015) [-] yeah, we should turn in to spheres made of fat...
I like feel fit. Actually i gainded 5 additional kilos, and i feel bad about that. You can't freely run, your stamina is lower. This sucks. I can't even imagine, how bad must feel overweight person.
I like feel fit. Actually i gainded 5 additional kilos, and i feel bad about that. You can't freely run, your stamina is lower. This sucks. I can't even imagine, how bad must feel overweight person.
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noburt (10/16/2015) [-]
>Be me, 160-180 pounds, 5 foot 6 inches
>Fat ass, suck at about everything
>Typical pooter nerd
>Be me now, 5 foot 8, abotu 130 pounds
>Right now trying to gain some weight
>Can go on a two and a half mile bike ride in about 14 minutes, not get too tired
>Not really that sporty
>Learned I'm great at soccer
>Lot more people like me
>Feels good to know that you aren't a fat **** that only cares about quantity, and not the quality
>I'd rather have a long lasting, good life. I could eat anything I want, in moderation
TL;DR-Don't be a fat ****
>Fat ass, suck at about everything
>Typical pooter nerd
>Be me now, 5 foot 8, abotu 130 pounds
>Right now trying to gain some weight
>Can go on a two and a half mile bike ride in about 14 minutes, not get too tired
>Not really that sporty
>Learned I'm great at soccer
>Lot more people like me
>Feels good to know that you aren't a fat **** that only cares about quantity, and not the quality
>I'd rather have a long lasting, good life. I could eat anything I want, in moderation
TL;DR-Don't be a fat ****
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anon (10/16/2015) [-]
>Be me, 350 punds. 5 foot 10 inches.
>Bench press my own weight.
>Cook better food then 95% of resturants
>Laugh in the face of people who call you fat
>Laugh in the face of people who brag about being skinny
>Die happy, knowing that you no longer give a **** about anyones opinion but your own.
In short, piss off you wimpy spinless twig.
>Bench press my own weight.
>Cook better food then 95% of resturants
>Laugh in the face of people who call you fat
>Laugh in the face of people who brag about being skinny
>Die happy, knowing that you no longer give a **** about anyones opinion but your own.
In short, piss off you wimpy spinless twig.
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sphincterface (10/16/2015) [-] Or you can eat junk food every once in a while but also eat healthy and make sure you exercise. Be in good shape and eat the foods you like. Best of both worlds.
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anon (10/15/2015) [-]
I don't understand why you even got one red thumb.
I am a very large man. 350 lbs probably. Six two, so I have that going for me. I've been, from June to July on a 1900 calorie diet, and dropped in August to a 1500 calorie diet. What you've said is legitimate. I'd rather have 15 extra years than a hedonistic appetite.
Even with that diet, I've been eating nothing but fast food because I've got a long-ass commute. I haven't been sacrificing, I've been reasonable. Which is different than suffering. Which is different than starving.
Suffering is wracking your brain to figure out a new excuse as to why you weigh as much as the person on your right AND on your left. Suffering is knowing that you're stuck in a prison of your own body. Suffering is the guilt of buckling to temptation instead of having the willpower to make a change and be in control for once.
I've lived my life overweight. My mother lived hers that way too. I never felt comfortable going on long runs. I never felt comfortable going swimming. I've always been somebody my weight hasn't allowed me to comfortably be. So I'm determined to change that. It strains my mind to believe that there are not only people who think that being morbidly obese is normal or remotely healthy then just shut down the MOUNTAIN OF EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY.
The anger that fat people have when they're insulted, when they're called "fat" or told, (god forbid) to try to moderate their diet or exercise have no idea what they're consuming. The anger they're feeling isn't from being told they're fat—they know that. It's not even from just the general gall of insult. It's guilt. Because they know they can fix it. They just wish that they couldn't and cling to any false affirmation that they have of that.
Posting as anon because of the sea of red thumbs.
I am a very large man. 350 lbs probably. Six two, so I have that going for me. I've been, from June to July on a 1900 calorie diet, and dropped in August to a 1500 calorie diet. What you've said is legitimate. I'd rather have 15 extra years than a hedonistic appetite.
Even with that diet, I've been eating nothing but fast food because I've got a long-ass commute. I haven't been sacrificing, I've been reasonable. Which is different than suffering. Which is different than starving.
Suffering is wracking your brain to figure out a new excuse as to why you weigh as much as the person on your right AND on your left. Suffering is knowing that you're stuck in a prison of your own body. Suffering is the guilt of buckling to temptation instead of having the willpower to make a change and be in control for once.
I've lived my life overweight. My mother lived hers that way too. I never felt comfortable going on long runs. I never felt comfortable going swimming. I've always been somebody my weight hasn't allowed me to comfortably be. So I'm determined to change that. It strains my mind to believe that there are not only people who think that being morbidly obese is normal or remotely healthy then just shut down the MOUNTAIN OF EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY.
The anger that fat people have when they're insulted, when they're called "fat" or told, (god forbid) to try to moderate their diet or exercise have no idea what they're consuming. The anger they're feeling isn't from being told they're fat—they know that. It's not even from just the general gall of insult. It's guilt. Because they know they can fix it. They just wish that they couldn't and cling to any false affirmation that they have of that.
Posting as anon because of the sea of red thumbs.
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penileburglar (10/16/2015) [-] Oh come on, we have a fat shaming friday here. You weren't going to get red thumbs for that in the long run, bro.
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CrimsonHazrad (10/16/2015) [-] Would you rather live like a king until 20 or live as a peasant in a third world country until 90? Quality> quantity
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masdercheef (10/16/2015) [-] I think the point is, life rarely ever forces people between two paths so radically different. Most people who actually do have access to sufficient amounts of food understand the concept of moderation.
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thismustbeseen (10/15/2015) [-] Who the **** cares about how much food you ordered one particular time. If people are going to be judgemental ***** about your weight or health, they'll do their judging on your actual appearance. What if you happen to be super hungry, or want leftovers after, or your buddies already have utensils or you just like to occasionally chow down? Stupid people on both sides here.
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BloodyTurds ONLINE (10/15/2015) [-]
because when you order 4 bigmacs its hard to blame a thyroid problem for your weight...
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BloodyTurds ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-]
Then any reasonable person would assume that your just ordering them for the fatty peaking out from behind the garbage cans
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heartbleed ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-] I guess. I'm 5'11" 120lbs and it's so funny when I go and order a ton of food, the cashier always gives me a funny look. Not 4 big macs big but maybe 2 double big macs
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thismustbeseen (10/16/2015) [-] I'm really thin. I ordered 4 double cheeseburgers once. I didn't get any weird looks, because people don't always assume it's all for you. In that case it was. I was starving.
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heartbleed ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-] *shrugs* Maybe it's just me. I also live in Canada so I guess it might be a bit more out of the ordinary to order so much food.
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thismustbeseen (10/16/2015) [-] Canada here. I don't think people really judge each other at McDonalds, and I've been there a lot recently.
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ScottP (10/16/2015) [-] Screw that. A good meal is one of the few things keeping me going in life. Nothing makes me happier in the morning than having actual food to eat.
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chucknorrisisreal (10/15/2015) [-] I can eat one burrito and be full for a while and I just look at all these obese people and wonder what it takes for them to be full.
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danniegurl (10/16/2015) [-] See, I order lots of food and make it last if I know I'm not going to get a chance to go to a store. That way I don't spend a bunch on multiple delivery fees.
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awesomedewd (10/15/2015) [-] Order 3 giant salami cheese crust pizza.
No guilt.
Enjoy pizza the whole weekend.
get heartburn.
Totally worth it.
No guilt.
Enjoy pizza the whole weekend.
get heartburn.
Totally worth it.
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ImmortalBaconEater ONLINE (10/15/2015) [-] Who orders salami on a pizza? Like I'm not judging or anything. I'm just honestly curious as to where you get a salami pizza.
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awesomedewd (10/15/2015) [-] Dunno man, salami, ham and no toppings (only cheese) are the most common topping here in Germany.
And hell, I love salami.
I wouldn't even know what else to order on them.
And hell, I love salami.
I wouldn't even know what else to order on them.
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awesomedewd (10/16/2015) [-] Sweet?
Why should it be sweet?
It's sausage.
Sausage is meat.
Meat isn't supposed to be sweet.
Why should it be sweet?
It's sausage.
Sausage is meat.
Meat isn't supposed to be sweet.
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awesomedewd (10/16/2015) [-] Nah, I don't like anything sweet other than sweets.
It just tastes wrong.
It just tastes wrong.
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ImmortalBaconEater ONLINE (10/15/2015) [-] Ah germany. Of course your sausages are classier.
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awesomedewd (10/15/2015) [-] Are you trying to tell me there are places where salami tastes bad?
I'm always getting the cheapest one from the super market and **** , it tastes so delicious.
I'm always getting the cheapest one from the super market and **** , it tastes so delicious.
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ImmortalBaconEater ONLINE (10/15/2015) [-] No. Salami is amazing. Though I'm sure it's better in germany. In the US we mainly have pepperoni for pizza. It tastes good on pizza but its also basically just salt and grease.
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awesomedewd (10/15/2015) [-] Oh yeah, pepperoni.
That's something along the lines of a bit hot salami.
It's also okay, but I like the pure meat taste a bit more.
That's something along the lines of a bit hot salami.
It's also okay, but I like the pure meat taste a bit more.
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anon (10/16/2015) [-] **anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**if you could make it better while you hack it that'd be cool. nd ur mum
**anonymous rolled image**if you could make it better while you hack it that'd be cool. nd ur mum
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psychoknot (10/16/2015) [-]
Yes because only fat people ever order a lot of food. How judgemental.
I say just don't give a **** , get whatever you want.
I say just don't give a **** , get whatever you want.
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thirdjess ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-] Nah, we know. It's like when a guy says 'haha lol pizzas here, guys!'
We know.
We know.
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steinway (10/16/2015) [-] If you're ordering from home, yell food's here when the delivery man gets there so that he won't think you're a fat piece of **** ... unless it shows...
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acebuck (10/16/2015) [-] I ordered two small pizzas for lunch from dominoes. So I could one the next day too.
When I went to pick up she asked if I needed paper plates. So I said yeah just 1.
The room instantly filled with sorrow
When I went to pick up she asked if I needed paper plates. So I said yeah just 1.
The room instantly filled with sorrow
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sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-] "Embarrassed about how much food you ordered"
Pansy asses, I order like five things from Taco Bell all the time.
Pansy asses, I order like five things from Taco Bell all the time.
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heartbleed ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-] If I know I'm going out to eat out I starve myself the day of and order a **** ton.
