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25 Jokes That Are So Stupid
They' re Actually Funny
1. A man walks into a zoo.
The only animal in the entire zoo is a
dog.
It' s a ******* .
2. What' s the difference between a crusty
bus station and a lobster with breast
implants?
One' s a crusty bus station and the other
is a busty crustacean.
3. And the Lord said unto John, "Come
forth and you will receive eternal lite."
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
4. A farmer in the field with his cows
counted 196 of them, but when he
rounded them up he had 200.
5. How much does it cost a pirate to get his
ears pierced?
A buccaneer.
6. What was a more important invention
than the first telephone?
The second one.
7. Three cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak
of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I' m a helicopter.
Cow 3: Holy **** a talking cow!
8. Knock Knock
Who' s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No a poo.
9. Two mice chewing on a film roll. One of
them goes, ''I think the book was better."
10. My Grandfather had the heart of lion and
a lifetime ban from the New York City
zoo.
11. is there a hole in your shoe?
Then how did you get your foot into it?
12. What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel.
13. What do you calla seagull flying over a
bay?
A bagel.
14. Where does the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
15. Why was the soldier pinned down?
he was under a tack.
16. How many tickles does it take to make
an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
17. What did the inflatable principal say to
the inflatable boy who brought a pin to
the inflatable school?
Not only have you let me down, you'
let yourself down, in fact you' let the
entire school down.
18. What' s the difference between ignorance
and apathy?
I don' t know and I don' t care.
19. My wife left me after repeatedly spending
our entire life savings on penis
enlargement surgery.
She couldn' t take it any longer.
20. Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
21. What is brown and sticky?
A stick
22. How do you sell a deaf man a chicken?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUYA
23. Why didn' t the mouse fit though the
hole?
Because it was on a tractor.
24. 'Tips fedora at mosquito'
Clarie
25. Sometimes I use big words which I don' t
understand to make me seem more
photosynthesis.
They' re Actually Funny
1. A man walks into a zoo.
The only animal in the entire zoo is a
dog.
It' s a ******* .
2. What' s the difference between a crusty
bus station and a lobster with breast
implants?
One' s a crusty bus station and the other
is a busty crustacean.
3. And the Lord said unto John, "Come
forth and you will receive eternal lite."
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
4. A farmer in the field with his cows
counted 196 of them, but when he
rounded them up he had 200.
5. How much does it cost a pirate to get his
ears pierced?
A buccaneer.
6. What was a more important invention
than the first telephone?
The second one.
7. Three cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak
of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I' m a helicopter.
Cow 3: Holy **** a talking cow!
8. Knock Knock
Who' s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No a poo.
9. Two mice chewing on a film roll. One of
them goes, ''I think the book was better."
10. My Grandfather had the heart of lion and
a lifetime ban from the New York City
zoo.
11. is there a hole in your shoe?
Then how did you get your foot into it?
12. What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel.
13. What do you calla seagull flying over a
bay?
A bagel.
14. Where does the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
15. Why was the soldier pinned down?
he was under a tack.
16. How many tickles does it take to make
an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
17. What did the inflatable principal say to
the inflatable boy who brought a pin to
the inflatable school?
Not only have you let me down, you'
let yourself down, in fact you' let the
entire school down.
18. What' s the difference between ignorance
and apathy?
I don' t know and I don' t care.
19. My wife left me after repeatedly spending
our entire life savings on penis
enlargement surgery.
She couldn' t take it any longer.
20. Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
21. What is brown and sticky?
A stick
22. How do you sell a deaf man a chicken?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUYA
23. Why didn' t the mouse fit though the
hole?
Because it was on a tractor.
24. 'Tips fedora at mosquito'
Clarie
25. Sometimes I use big words which I don' t
understand to make me seem more
photosynthesis.
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