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#4 - primalmachine (10/08/2015) [-]
You haven't seen **** yet.
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User avatar #2 - solidderking (10/08/2015) [-]
sometimes its hard to belive that russia isnt just a dream which came to live
#13 to #2 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
more like a nightmare
User avatar #12 to #2 - krasnogvardiech (10/08/2015) [-]
Russia is not a country. Russia is a state of mind.
#75 to #5 - kpobococbko ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #110 to #75 - princepolaris (10/11/2015) [-]
Time to replace my speakers... and my eyes
User avatar #82 to #75 - warioteam (10/09/2015) [-]
no
#64 to #5 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
haha, that is a fun illustration.
the real russia is like this though.

A poor, miserable country, where instead of bringing prosperity, the government steals billions by pretending there is a great need for military spending.
It has been a miserable state for 300 years already. Always last to catch up. Always the poorest.
User avatar #77 to #64 - deutschblut (10/09/2015) [-]
You are still better than Africa and SE Asia...

I would give anything to bring my family to Russia!

We are American, living only a couple hours from Novgorod.
#94 to #77 - overdie (10/09/2015) [-]
SE Asia isn't that bad.....

right?......
#96 to #94 - deutschblut (10/09/2015) [-]
We have terrorists, kidnappings, beheadings, bandits, home-invaders, intermittent power that is expensive, intermittent water you cannot even drink, 350 days a year of monsoon rains...

It can be rough.

I think, think, Russia scores higher on overall murders. But I believe those are isolated incidents of cheeki vs. breeki. I would expect they would not just murder some bloke buying food for their kids... Though I have to do a bit more research on the topic.

Despite being of German origin, I like Putin. And he's tossing out Russian citizenship and visas to Americans left and right lately for publicity. Been thinking about asking. I can read Cyrillic. To bad my Russian sucks though...
#99 to #96 - overdie (10/09/2015) [-]
Beheadings?
Where is SEA are you?
Lived here my whole life but never heard of any beheadings
User avatar #100 to #99 - deutschblut (10/09/2015) [-]
Philippines.

Where in SE Asia are YOU?
#101 to #100 - overdie (10/09/2015) [-]
Malaysia
#102 to #101 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
You guys are better than the Philippines, aren't you?
#103 to #102 - overdie (10/09/2015) [-]
I have no idea how things are in Philippines so I'm not sure
We don't have beheadings but we are being ****** by the government
Then again, who isn't?
#69 to #64 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Like the USA where Military Budget is like 10 times bigger
User avatar #73 to #69 - angelious (10/09/2015) [-]
us actually has the money to do it.

russia doesnt.
User avatar #98 to #73 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/09/2015) [-]
Eh, not really. We just have a much better credit rating so we can borrow lots to fund the black hole that is our war machine. And we, like Russia, would be far, far better off if we spent that money on our citizens rather than on bombing brown people in a country that most people don't give a single **** about.
User avatar #97 to #64 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/09/2015) [-]
>A poor, miserable country, where instead of bringing prosperity, the government steals billions by pretending there is a great need for military spending.

Hey, that sounds a lot like America in recent years!
#55 to #5 - badgoodass (10/09/2015) [-]
Aw yuss ************* Kirov Airsihps
User avatar #72 to #55 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (10/09/2015) [-]
Helium mix optimal
#81 to #72 - oakstaff (10/09/2015) [-]
Kirov reporting
User avatar #67 to #55 - notsohappygamer (10/09/2015) [-]
i played the **** out of that game....
#70 to #67 - erble (10/09/2015) [-]
Best RTS I ever played. I don't really like RTSs, so I haven't played that many, but still
User avatar #104 to #70 - notsohappygamer (10/09/2015) [-]
i didnt enjoy red alert 3 as much as command and conquer generals ...but hey its still pretty good
#105 to #104 - erble (10/09/2015) [-]
Oh **** , this is RA3? I saw Kirovs and immediately thought if RA2. Never even played RA3...
User avatar #107 to #105 - notsohappygamer (10/10/2015) [-]
well the cutscenes are just cheesy and the game isnt really fun because you dont have alot of units to choose from....


its all EA's fault
#18 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
I question is who is in the right, the police or the guy hauling enough firepower to wipe out a city block.
User avatar #20 to #18 - Churchandtex (10/09/2015) [-]
*block
#7 - alimais (10/08/2015) [-]
This is a Surface to Air defense system
User avatar #9 to #7 - therealtjthemedic (10/08/2015) [-]
I want one.
#17 to #7 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
Ewww, French.
User avatar #31 to #17 - hypocritical (10/09/2015) [-]
honhonhon baguette au tour Eiffel
#61 to #31 - elenalkarnur (10/09/2015) [-]
Omelette au fromage
#19 to #17 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
J'aime le baguette dans mon cul
User avatar #24 to #19 - elenalkarnur (10/09/2015) [-]
"J'aime la* baguette dans mon cul"
#28 to #24 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
Merci fam
User avatar #78 to #24 - deutschblut (10/09/2015) [-]
Yuck!

My French is not so good, but I think you said something nasty...

About bread in your ass...

Everything is gay in French.
User avatar #83 to #78 - elenalkarnur (10/09/2015) [-]
Actually it was anon who said it. I merely corrected his conjugation because baguette is in the feminine gender in French. I do not endorse shoving baguettes up one's ass. unless you're French, then that's just your national pastime and therefore understandable
User avatar #84 to #83 - deutschblut (10/09/2015) [-]
Ah. I do not even see anon he is so anon...

Very good then.

You know...I have never heard of "French porn"...French horn, but that is it.

Curious why there is no French porn? Is it just gay porn, hence why I have yet to encounter it?

Or perhaps they are just to hairy to be popular???
User avatar #91 to #84 - elenalkarnur (10/09/2015) [-]
Actually, there is French porn. The actors, judging from what little French porn I've seen, aren't that good looking. But I think the main reason you haven't encountered it is because it's all in French, including all the keywords about the activities and positions.

So searching something like "hot chick masturbating" won't turn up any French porn results. You'll have to search for something like "pute qui se branle"

The Internet is segregated by language and people who don't use the Internet using more than one language, either because they only know one language or, like me, because they prefer to use just one language, tend to forget that fact.

But AFAIK, you ain't missing much.
User avatar #92 to #91 - deutschblut (10/09/2015) [-]
Or you could search "J'aime la baguette dans mon cul"...

German porn is famous.

That I am not proud of

We have lots of my People here in the Philippines as well. All perverts...

Bound to happen with obsessive personalities though. Look at the Japanese.
User avatar #56 to #24 - badgoodass (10/09/2015) [-]
>aime
>not adore
Nice try pretending but we all know you're not French
User avatar #89 to #19 - arziben (10/09/2015) [-]
I bet...
#52 to #7 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
Oui, le Surrender-400.
User avatar #21 to #7 - plasterboy (10/09/2015) [-]
You beat me to it. Icbms launch from missile silos in the ground.
#39 to #21 - brisineo (10/09/2015) [-]
For your viewing pleasure, here's one launching.
User avatar #41 to #39 - carlonord (10/09/2015) [-]
I like to think that the cone in front was actually the warhead, and the crew is flipping **** that there's a nuke sitting on the ground in front of them while the missile ***** off.
User avatar #79 to #41 - deutschblut (10/09/2015) [-]
That is a stupid thing to think.

For one, why why a nuclear warhead be hollow?

Secondly, who cares if it was?

You could shoot a nuclear warhead with a machine gun and throw grenades at it and it won't cause a scare to anyone...
User avatar #43 to #39 - imdan (10/09/2015) [-]
So what happens to the truck?
User avatar #47 to #43 - asmodiax (10/09/2015) [-]
Nothing... its russian, what do you think it happens?
User avatar #49 to #47 - imdan (10/09/2015) [-]
I don't know, I just thought the rockets jet might have damaged it during take off. I know nothing of mobile rocket launchers
User avatar #50 to #49 - asmodiax (10/09/2015) [-]
Me neither, i just sound like i do. Truck might have melted as far as i know
#74 to #50 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams
User avatar #53 to #50 - pwnfrnzy (10/09/2015) [-]
Imagine being the guy inside the truck.
Tune the radio a bit.
Crank the A/C all the way up.
Hit the launch button.
User avatar #54 to #53 - asmodiax (10/09/2015) [-]
Imagine being the guy on the other end of the map that gets the rocket in his face
#60 to #54 - elenalkarnur (10/09/2015) [-]
Something like this?
User avatar #87 to #60 - arziben (10/09/2015) [-]
License and registration please...
#23 to #21 - elenalkarnur (10/09/2015) [-]
No, there are mobile versions as well, such as the Topol-M.
User avatar #32 to #23 - carth (10/09/2015) [-]
And every metal gear that has been created
#40 to #32 - carlonord (10/09/2015) [-]
I was about to call you carth, then I saw your name.

Yes I know its Calo Nord, I miss-spelled it years ago and it just stuck.
User avatar #45 to #40 - wafflesloll (10/09/2015) [-]
its because you are a bitch carllll
User avatar #44 to #40 - carth (10/09/2015) [-]
Haha, nice to see another kotor name around here
#65 to #23 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
I absolutely loved how in 2000s russian TV made a big deal proclaiming - this is unique.
Liars

USA had mobile missile systems already from 70's

Russia is de facto a fascist liar state. It is amazing russian people aparently are too dumb to notice.
User avatar #37 to #23 - JoshOwnsAll (10/09/2015) [-]
like those fire extinguishers would do any good for that amount of payload and rocket fuel
User avatar #25 to #23 - plasterboy (10/09/2015) [-]
Didn't know that. All the ones I live around are missile silos. Weird something that has such large range would need to be mobile.
User avatar #26 to #25 - elenalkarnur (10/09/2015) [-]
It's mobile and constantly on the move so enemy satellites can't track it and therefore the enemy has little or no chance of destroying it in a first strike.
User avatar #27 to #26 - plasterboy (10/09/2015) [-]
I learned something today. Thanks Internet stranger.
#29 to #21 - nightstar (10/09/2015) [-]
And subs.
User avatar #33 to #29 - elenalkarnur (10/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, but those aren't going to be mistaken for a land-based mobile SAM that ran into a civilian vehicle.
User avatar #66 to #21 - pirateseatcarrots (10/09/2015) [-]
Topol-m
#11 - shemaledong (10/08/2015) [-]
imho soviet era trucks are sexy as **** . pic is a ZIL 135. 2x 7l V8, 180hp each. annihilates diesel at a rate of 1l/km.
#22 to #11 - mattymc (10/09/2015) [-]
They are good looking, and i bet they kick ass over rough ground, everything else about them....ehhh
My little hyundai gets 180hp, come on soviet
User avatar #71 to #22 - dgurevich (10/09/2015) [-]
can your little hyundai carry inter-continental ballistic missiles?
I didn't think so
User avatar #30 to #11 - randombro (10/09/2015) [-]
TWIN 7 liter V8s and it still makes LESS than 400hp???? For an 8 wheel big ass truck? You'd think it makes 1000+hp for TWO V8s and 1L/km. Cool ****** truck though. Just underpowered.
User avatar #63 to #30 - shemaledong (10/09/2015) [-]
Built in the 1950s.
User avatar #36 to #30 - JoshOwnsAll (10/09/2015) [-]
it IS soviet era...
to put things in perspective, a stock '71 oldsmobile 442 ran a 7.5L V8, which produced close to 350 HP. engines have come a long way, huh? an engine of that size nowadays would produce close to 600, depending on the compression ratio, amongst other factors.
What a time to be alive, considering that cars probably won't go vroom in the future, and past cars were very underpowered
#15 to #11 - borderlineparanoid (10/08/2015) [-]
1L/Km?

what a deal!
#35 - upunkpunk (10/09/2015) [-]
Russian helicopters reking some snackbars today. Skip to 1:30 for action.
#86 to #35 - bwiedieter (10/09/2015) [-]
Feels so good. This is literally the only thing I really love russia for atm; the fact that they actually fight the snackbars in Syria instead of gifting weapons to the slightly-less-snackbars to fight the slightly-more-snackbars for them.
User avatar #59 to #35 - pollozero (10/09/2015) [-]
What group whas recording? And also sauce
#88 to #59 - bwiedieter (10/09/2015) [-]
The group recording this and the one being attacked was the FSA, the islamistic rebels of Syria. Don´t have sauce tho, sorry.
#42 to #35 - lukashein (10/09/2015) [-]
Always good to see some *********** getting rekt
User avatar #6 - ashampoo (10/08/2015) [-]
the internet has vastly improved since russians got themselves cams
#46 - localbees (10/09/2015) [-]
That's not an ICBM. That's a surface to air missile, probably an S-300.

Pic related is what an ICBM on a truck looks like.
User avatar #68 to #46 - silentark (10/09/2015) [-]
So they finally found a truck to transport your momma's dildo?
#111 to #68 - localbees (10/12/2015) [-]
Your mom's is too big to travel by road
User avatar #112 to #111 - silentark (10/13/2015) [-]
Took too long to reply, fun's gone now
User avatar #113 to #112 - localbees (10/13/2015) [-]
Yeah, I was out of town without my computer for awhile.
I bring dishonor on famiry.
#10 - dutchbet (10/08/2015) [-]
More like a S-300 Air defence system...
User avatar #8 - moldybreadcrumb (10/08/2015) [-]
MOVE IT COP I'M GOING TO SYRIA HERE
User avatar #16 - mrhilter (10/08/2015) [-]
... Such is life in Ultranationalist Russia.
User avatar #85 - zetsuboukamina (10/09/2015) [-]
I thought the Shagohod was destroyed!
#38 - mrkatbutters (10/09/2015) [-]
**mrkatbutters used "*roll picture*"**
**mrkatbutters rolled image**Nice
#58 - IamPinhead (10/09/2015) [-]
"Ivan you dumb **** , this Party Liberator you are of crashing into!"
#51 - thearmydude (10/09/2015) [-]
IC what?
User avatar #95 to #51 - Einsty ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
IC what you did there
User avatar #106 to #95 - thearmydude (10/10/2015) [-]
bruh why you got fetty wap smiley as your dp? O_o
User avatar #108 to #106 - Einsty ONLINE (10/10/2015) [-]
That was not the intention, but now I can see why you would think that.

I just wanted a simple forum avatar that I could use pretty much everywhere, I wanted something happy, so smiley it was and then something distinguishable, so I made one of the eyes empty. Also you don't get a better contrast than black on white, plus I can use it on stamps or as a brand readilly if I choose to. Only thing the design needs to be altered for is a stencil.

I use the same avatar on youtube, here, skype, used it on da before I was hit with the realisation that most of the art there sucked and people were too scared to say it. I like it here, where people tell you you're **** straight away. I don't need that kind of polite lie ******** in my life.
User avatar #109 to #108 - thearmydude (10/11/2015) [-]
cool story bro tl;dr
User avatar #48 - Creant (10/09/2015) [-]
They're gonna need a crane to tow that.
#14 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
the **** is russia thinking
User avatar #76 - deutschblut (10/09/2015) [-]
Reminds me of Idaho...
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