Your dad damn it, Jesus!. I love you. You're beautiful... I bring sauce! Jesus
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User avatar #9 - usernameerror (04/25/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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TripTank - Jesus - (Water To Wine)

I bring sauce!
#17 - ashedust (04/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Whelp... wouldn't that be quite the story to tell in heaven?   
   
"So, how'd you die?"   
   
"Jesus turned all the water in my body to wine."
Whelp... wouldn't that be quite the story to tell in heaven?

"So, how'd you die?"

"Jesus turned all the water in my body to wine."
#22 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Well, this is awkward....
User avatar #28 to #22 - screwthat (04/26/2014) [-]
Dude, it's a ******* joke, it wouldn't matter if you worshiped the flying spaghetti monster so long as you get it
#14 - mrsnowballs (04/25/2014) [-]
That was pretty funny
That was pretty funny
#61 - darkart (04/26/2014) [-]
Later that day...
#66 - josieabby (04/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #47 - konradkurze (04/26/2014) [+] (15 replies)
turning his body into 70% alcohol

that didnt kill him, that just turned him into krasnogvardiech,
funnyjunk's lovable alcoholic
User avatar #48 to #47 - krasnogvardiech (04/26/2014) [-]
Many are born, few are made
#6 - beren (04/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Not even a little bit sorry.
#19 - singsing (04/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Props to Satan's number being 666

#95 - brenton (04/26/2014) [-]
Jesus looks like Roger.
#87 - perturabo (04/26/2014) [-]
**perturabo rolled image**
User avatar #72 - tacogrenade (04/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
coming from a stoner, this show is alrright..
User avatar #80 to #72 - mrgoodlove (04/26/2014) [-]
Coming from another stoner, this show is kinda **** point being it doesn't matter if you're a stoner or not, it's all about personal opinion and preference
#37 - suckitornot (04/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
666 on a cellphone dials "MOM"    
Satan is jesus's mom...
666 on a cellphone dials "MOM"
Satan is jesus's mom...
#31 - guardianranger (04/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Not much I can do for him at this point.
#68 - furiousmarshmellow (04/26/2014) [-]
That must have been excruciating...
That must have been excruciating...
#30 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #18 - adu (04/25/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ, that was brutal.
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