You are walking down the road when you see Admin bringing down the banhammer on an unfortunate biebergotswag (or some other fag of equal value) for being a faggot. He turns to you and stares you down with the most manly stare that you piss your pants and start shaking. You decide to say something. It's your first words ever to our God and Savior Admin. This is it, just one chance to make a first impression. Your life changes from here on out.
You tremble and manage to mumble : (type *roll comment* in the comment section to see what your first (and maybe last) words to Admin are)
P.S. I am not responsible for any negative or stupid responses that you may blurt out to our God and Savior Admin as your first words. Take your death as a glorious privilage of having mere microseconds of contact with our God before your life ends!