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#39 - norrath (08/31/2015) [-]
For the first two minutes it looked like "the adventure of average man"
#6 - fishandkids ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
"I'm going to break several laws, show my face on camera and then upload it on the internet"...
#169 to #6 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
Its Europe, their police will just give him a frowny face sticker.
User avatar #206 to #169 - laseneph (09/01/2015) [-]
Would you prefer he was incarcerated?
I feel a fine is a better lesson than a prison sentence for this.
#265 to #206 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
Does a small fine dissuade other people that might do this? I think he should at least have community service.
#276 to #169 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
"their police"
Implying Europe is a single country
#295 to #276 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
Don't think he implied that
User avatar #329 to #169 - bounod (09/03/2015) [-]
Yea and if the criminals have done something really bad, we'll send them to USA to be shot.
#319 to #169 - chickenkitchen ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Better that than 6 shots to the face, the American way.
#293 to #169 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
Nooo thats Canada..
*roll image*
User avatar #272 to #169 - goobyman (09/01/2015) [-]
this isn't europe, this is the Ukraine
#279 to #272 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
when it is ukraine the it is East europe !
User avatar #280 to #279 - goobyman (09/01/2015) [-]
Geographically, yes, politically, it's not part of the European union. Saying something is in Europe more generally refers to it being part of the EU. don't try to play smartass
User avatar #283 to #280 - exotic (09/01/2015) [-]
oh my ******* god not every country in europe wants to be in the EU
Europe is europe and the EU is different.
User avatar #284 to #283 - exotic (09/01/2015) [-]
is Norway not part of europe?
User avatar #285 to #283 - goobyman (09/01/2015) [-]
ok but I never claimed they were in the EU?
#291 to #285 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
He never said you claimed that either ******** .
User avatar #302 to #285 - goobyman (09/01/2015) [-]
going down with my ship
opinions are ****
**** you all
good night fags
#297 to #280 - ronaldtrump (09/01/2015) [-]
No, it generally refers to it being in the continent of Europe.
User avatar #155 to #6 - aangbingo (09/01/2015) [-]
What's this called again? I know Tán jiǔ makes it, but my internet is so slow right now that search engines don't work. FJ barely works.
User avatar #227 to #155 - fishandkids ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Tamen De Gushi.
User avatar #230 to #227 - aangbingo (09/01/2015) [-]
Much appreciated
#210 to #155 - dubh (09/01/2015) [-]
It's just called "Their Story" I think
#137 to #6 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
but not one pic of you nude
why even bother paying for internet
#277 to #6 - majordegree (09/01/2015) [-]
After the **** he has done I don't think he would give a **** .
User avatar #216 to #6 - russiaexplain (09/01/2015) [-]
Yeah as if Ukrainian authorities care about this petty **** during times of war.
#35 to #6 - norwegiansnowman ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
Funny what people do for fame
User avatar #67 to #35 - goodadventures (08/31/2015) [-]
"fame" you're one boring ****** .
User avatar #68 to #67 - norwegiansnowman ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
thank
#82 to #6 - anonymoussarcasm (09/01/2015) [-]
How events should have transpired:
Be stuck at red light.
See kid running on top of a train.
Wait what?
ON TOP OF A ******* TRAIN
Oh he's got a gopro so he must be a pro not
Watch him get clipped by a sign above train
Oh man I sure hope someone uploads this to the internet
User avatar #59 to #6 - topkekuser (08/31/2015) [-]
It's ok I'm pretty sure he's in Ukraine.
#115 to #59 - wyyrme (09/01/2015) [-]
Laws are optional in Ukraine.
User avatar #236 to #115 - badgoodass (09/01/2015) [-]
borders are optional too in Ukraine
User avatar #273 to #115 - goobyman (09/01/2015) [-]
just need some $$$
User avatar #22 to #6 - huszti (08/31/2015) [-]
"not to mention risk my life"
i dont even know how many times people did something like this in my city and died.
User avatar #31 to #22 - steamwhistler (08/31/2015) [-]
was it 4 times?
User avatar #58 to #31 - xplosevdiarrhea (08/31/2015) [-]
Can't you read, he said he doesn't know.
User avatar #153 to #58 - quinuim (09/01/2015) [-]
But it's gotta be at least 4
#164 to #153 - landcucumber (09/01/2015) [-]
No I looked it up. The answer is 4.
I even have source. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZfpwfQ58Ds
User avatar #266 to #22 - bandoslootshare ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
Assessing risk: Minimal to moderate risk of death.
Assessing gain: A video proving I can ignore authority, while not gaining any money, power or prestige(it looks stupid more than impressive).

I don't understand people's train of thought.
User avatar #318 to #266 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
>Having fun
User avatar #24 - allamericandude (08/31/2015) [-]
"You will not believe what this guy does!"
"Watch what happens next!"
"What you will see is amazing!"
"This person's reaction is priceless!"
"Herpdy derp! Herpdy derpdy Rob Schneider derpdy derp!"

Come on, what is this, Facebook?
#242 to #24 - ainise ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
To be fair..I think it's a fair title.
User avatar #325 to #242 - Lilstow ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
but i full believe what this guy did. It wasn't all that amazing.
also there is never an excuse for a click bait title. It's a ******* cancer.
#145 to #24 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
"You never believe how salty allamericandude gets"
User avatar #176 to #24 - cloakndagger (09/01/2015) [-]
Well, to be honest, I wasn't expecting that. At first I kinda figured it was some dumbass softcore parkour video with some dude hopping through the subway station and just dodging people. It was pretty ******* cool.

Besides, it was named that way to take the piss out of people who do it seriously, calm your mantitties.
#136 to #24 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
5 things this guy does, that will blow your mind
User avatar #26 to #24 - handsomestalin (08/31/2015) [-]
That's an obvious parody
User avatar #148 to #24 - spearmint (09/01/2015) [-]
"He jumped over a fence, and what he did next
/made my jaw drop
/made my brain literally explode
/made me **** myself
/made me orgasm with the power of 10 suns"
#73 to #24 - juffs (08/31/2015) [-]
"This person throws acid into their child's bed! You'll never believe what happens next!"
User avatar #1 - psychadelicace (08/31/2015) [-]
Is that legal?
User avatar #14 to #1 - greatgatsby (08/31/2015) [-]
It lloks like Russia so as long as he likes pussy he should be fine
#118 to #14 - rhodg (09/01/2015) [-]
It's Kiev, in Ukraine.
User avatar #21 to #14 - vladi [OP](08/31/2015) [-]
Yep, that is Russia indeed.
User avatar #52 to #21 - heroicnapkin (08/31/2015) [-]
thats ukraine bud, any combination blue and yellow is banned in russia now
#146 to #52 - rollfourexplain (09/01/2015) [-]
Really? Why?
User avatar #151 to #146 - heroicnapkin (09/01/2015) [-]
basically anti-ukrainian propaganda

**** like that is also happening in habitable population centers of the donbas region
#194 to #151 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
******** . Im in Moscow once a year and have lots of family there. And neither me nor them have heard such nonsense. The media is spinning lies
#219 to #52 - skebaba (09/01/2015) [-]
So is Swedish flag banned there?
User avatar #2 to #1 - vladi [OP](08/31/2015) [-]
What do you think?
User avatar #3 to #2 - psychadelicace (08/31/2015) [-]
Probably not
User avatar #4 to #3 - vladi [OP](08/31/2015) [-]
There's your answer.
#5 to #1 - empithree ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
you pleb
User avatar #12 - psykobear (08/31/2015) [-]
Is it bad that I was hoping for the worst?
#182 to #12 - walkeraw (09/01/2015) [-]
Nope, I was hoping he would get hit by a pole or something going over the train just to stop other people from doing this. I imagine it's probably got millions of views and there will be imitators, it's gonna go wrong for at least one of them.
#8 - xevilpenguinx (08/31/2015) [-]
Damn...
#46 - mugiwaraluffy (08/31/2015) [-]
Thought he was alright until I noticed he has ripped pants




What ******* nerd
#181 to #46 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
Says Luffy
User avatar #294 to #46 - drastronomy (09/01/2015) [-]
+fannypack
User avatar #63 to #46 - assdoreponyfucker ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
who cares
User avatar #79 to #63 - mugiwaraluffy (09/01/2015) [-]
okay.
User avatar #105 to #63 - catpisseverdeen (09/01/2015) [-]
Kind of dead give away for someone with an annoying personality...Also really faggoty.
User avatar #107 to #105 - assdoreponyfucker ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
not really, its common fashion these days
User avatar #108 to #107 - catpisseverdeen (09/01/2015) [-]
For faggots.
User avatar #111 to #108 - assdoreponyfucker ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
I don't wear them but I don't see anything wrong with them. You must be getting old if you think today's fashion is dumb
User avatar #112 to #111 - catpisseverdeen (09/01/2015) [-]
Paying extra for pre ripped jeans is incredibly stupid. Almost as bad as dying your hair some kind of flamboyant color.
User avatar #116 to #112 - assdoreponyfucker ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
So what? It's not recently that unnecessary clothing has been around. It's socially accepted and people feel comfortable with it. Like I said I don't wear it because that's not my thing, and I hate dumb hair colors. Of course it gets out of hand but still some girls make it look good. People who argue that ripped jeans are dumb are saying it in a sense that if they're ripped they're essentially broken and serve no purpose. Well you could say that about jewelry and any good looking clothes. Like I said I don't personally like it but there's nothing wrong with liking it.
#123 to #112 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
hurr durr they wear more expensive clothes than me reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#150 to #112 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
How shallow can you get to judge people based on ******* pants, common man
User avatar #16 - childpls (08/31/2015) [-]
thats cool and all but its a a nice way to get arrested
User avatar #9 - beaterthebiter (08/31/2015) [-]
I would have laughed so hard if there was a low hanging underpass
User avatar #131 to #9 - crazyanimal (09/01/2015) [-]
Im sure he knew that there were no underpasses on that route.
#317 to #131 - onemoreminute (09/01/2015) [-]
Funny how this site attracts the most unfunny buzzkills on this Earth.
User avatar #321 to #317 - crazyanimal (09/01/2015) [-]
I thoroughly enjoyed this guys adventure and didnt need anything bad to happen to him. It's also logical that his plan was thought through before executing it.
#25 - kcwsooners ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
Softcore parkour
User avatar #271 to #25 - notsohappygamer (09/01/2015) [-]
can i have the sauce? pretty please ?
User avatar #233 to #25 - dagreatmax (09/01/2015) [-]
Softcore Parkour
#20 - snortblat ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
Holy **** that's awesome.
The absolute madman.
#127 - poutinesalad (09/01/2015) [-]
I know a guy who used to do that on the Skytrain in Vancouver. He fell off and now he's paralyzed from the waist down.
User avatar #185 to #127 - marshalllee (09/01/2015) [-]
I used to wander through the tunnels between the Surrey Central and Waterfront lines.

**** feels like Metro 2033 after awhile.
#106 - dabombmanater (09/01/2015) [-]
I'd love if the authorities go viral with this. Spend a bunch of money and manpower trying to find him urgently. Then when they catch him, charge him for not paying train fare.
#120 to #106 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
After a little research using google maps, I found out the video was taken in Kiev city. Sent the video to the Kiev police agency.

Jfor a ******* laugh to see if they do anything with it
User avatar #122 to #120 - traks (09/01/2015) [-]
Youre a twat.
#167 to #120 - furiousmarshmellow (09/01/2015) [-]
>Video on Youtube has 1m views
>Already making headlines
>Thinking they wouldn't have already seen it by now
#147 to #120 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
Meanie.
User avatar #220 to #106 - therealtjthemedic (09/01/2015) [-]
>country in state of civil war
>capital police spend thousands of dollars and hundreds of man-hours finding random train surfer guy
not likely
#231 to #220 - anon (09/01/2015) [-]
Alright, who invited the fun vampire?
User avatar #128 to #106 - poutinesalad (09/01/2015) [-]
I'd like it if they somehow managed to catch him near a train station and a chase ensued that ended with him hopping on a train and waving at the cops as the train started pulling away.
User avatar #320 to #128 - talldumbdork (09/01/2015) [-]
Plot twist: cops have parkour ninjas trained just for this who hop on train too. Hijinks, action and green screens ensue.
User avatar #328 to #320 - poutinesalad (09/01/2015) [-]
Plot twist 2: these parkour cops take off their masks to reveal that theyre jackie chan and chris tucker (who catches up quite a while later out of breath)

Fire erupts on the screen spelling out rush hour 4
User avatar #88 - coffinsalesman (09/01/2015) [-]
When he finally showed his face on camera, he had exactly the kind of douchy haircut I would expect a douche like him to have.
User avatar #313 to #88 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
I really like the haircut. Buzzed of sides, short on top.
User avatar #211 to #88 - rockamekishiko ONLINE (09/01/2015) [-]
and looks like a faggot
User avatar #47 - mrwalkerfour ONLINE (08/31/2015) [-]
showed his face

he is ******
#56 - ptbecker (08/31/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3c67AYl0rM

youtube link for those who want it
#15 - biebergotswag (08/31/2015) [-]
is that a boy or a girl, i honest cannot tell
User avatar #18 to #15 - nuttydog (08/31/2015) [-]
Our favourite ********** is back
#268 - xaopdk (09/01/2015) [-]
Very impressive, now bring your friends
User avatar #254 - spacehawk (09/01/2015) [-]
What a ******* retard
User avatar #241 - batmanisarabbit (09/01/2015) [-]
"bae come over"
"sorry cant afford the train"
"my parents arent home"
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