You will never be this much badass. . did you knew? In ‘I Bins, Capiche warrior Goldarina had both hands cut off as punishment far defying the Spanish. He retur funny pics history did you know
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You will never be this much badass

did you knew?
In ‘I Bins, Capiche warrior Goldarina had both
hands cut off as punishment far defying the
Spanish. He returned home, raised an army
and fought the Spanish with blades tied ta the
stubs of his arms.
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#34 - Welshhobo ONLINE (04/26/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Couldn't have done much good, they lost.

There is a lesson to be learned in this though: Don't bring two knife-hands to a Conquistadors-with-guns fight.
#1 - warlockrichard (04/26/2014) [+] (19 replies)
#12 - serotonin (04/26/2014) [+] (31 replies)
Tradition lives on
Tradition lives on
#53 - mrjoobs (04/26/2014) [-]
Paint skills: 9001
#6 - RedHulk (04/26/2014) [+] (25 replies)
**RedHulk rolled image** Did he win?
**RedHulk rolled image** Did he win?
User avatar #11 to #6 - quotes (04/26/2014) [-]
"However Mendoza's command broke Galvarino's division after over an hour of combat and won the battle killing three thousand Indians, and captured more than eight hundred including him"

nope not even close
User avatar #47 - useroftheLOLZ (04/26/2014) [+] (9 replies)
And then, an epic battle against the Spanish ensued. Where his numbers numbered at around 20,000, and the Spanish, only 600, including the man who ordered his hand's cut. And then an hour later, Galvarino's forces were defeated, having only managed to wound a bunch of Spanish Soldiers, and kill a bunch of horses, while his casualties numbered at around 3000. He was then executed by being thrown to the dogs.

Much badass.
Very history.
Simple google.
Wow.
#92 - fzbarbeque (04/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#186 - lastgentleman (04/27/2014) [+] (5 replies)
How did he wipe his arse doe
#57 - dinocaster (04/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Galvarino when he returned
Galvarino when he returned
User avatar #169 - hellomynameisbill (04/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
what handy battle strategy
#114 - konradkurze (04/27/2014) [-]
it works people

blade hands ftw
#68 - kez (04/27/2014) [+] (13 replies)
They forget to mention the bit where he gets his whole army destroyed in just over an hour with 3000 of his men being killed and 800 of them including Galvarino being captured and sentenced to death.

So he ****** up, got mutilated, told to go back to his people and tell them not to fight back and we wont kill you but fight us and we do this to you, he goes home, doesnt relay the message and puts blades on his hands then took just under 4000 friends and warriors to die in a fight they didnt need to fight.
User avatar #85 to #68 - demandsgayversion (04/27/2014) [-]
Sure, when Braveheart does it, it's inspirationa; but when Galvarino way cooler name than "braveheart", by the way does it, he ****** up.
#172 - pikininja (04/27/2014) [-]
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#151 - shadowrated (04/27/2014) [-]
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#161 - vortexrain (04/27/2014) [-]
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#37 - RealStrangeSteve (04/26/2014) [-]
The Suffering
#181 - lieutenantderp (04/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
...and then he got his ass kicked again
#158 - bananamann (04/27/2014) [-]
Galvarino
User avatar #48 - cryingchicken (04/26/2014) [-]
"However Mendoza's command broke Galvarino's division after over an hour of combat and won the battle killing three thousand Indians, and captured more than eight hundred including him.[3] Mendoza ordered him to be executed by being thrown to the dogs.[4]

In the book La Araucana,[5] written by Alonso de Ercilla, he explains that the real death of Galvarino was by hanging." - wikipedia (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galvarino)

#33 - trevanman (04/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
then he got captured again and the spanish talked a lot before they went ahead and executed him.
some stories say he jumped onto a pike because he was bored of listening to the spanish and just went ahead and end it all.
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